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Ralp
Aug 19, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

qnqnx posted:

seriously how much of a flaming human being you have to be to instantly ban someone because he said bad words aimed at you, and multiple times on the span of months

it's against the forum rules, but if you really can't control yourself, there are some forums right here on this website where it's allowed.

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qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Meanwhile, in a a game server:
BBG: *owns everyone, including the 10 year old admin*
10 year old: wtf *goes to console and kickbans BBG*
10 year old: owned scrub


ANd then that kid grows up and becomes Ralp

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
a rule was broken

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Ralp posted:

it's against the forum rules, but if you really can't control yourself, there are some forums right here on this website where it's allowed.

You seem lost.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Soral posted:

bbg was banned for epicly pwning a noob, in the imp zone. nothing is sacred

his desire to pwn noobs was greater than his desire for self-preservation. very understandable imo

discount cathouse
Mar 25, 2009
Ralp ithink the Forum you think were in is games. This is the imp zone. Look at the rules thread

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
people argued for bbg to get unbanned last time he was a dumbshit at an admin so this time he may as well accept it

qnqnx posted:

You seem lost.

i don't want this to turn into the lovely parts of ycs, please don't let that occur

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
drat I was hoping Uncle Tom Nook would get a better reaction

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

CharlestonJew posted:

drat I was hoping Uncle Tom Nook would get a better reaction

it was pretty good but timing is everything

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen

01011001 posted:

it was pretty good but timing is everything

god drat you Ralp

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

01011001 posted:

man it is hosed up to see bbg banned on a page where this guy posts freely

I have taken steps to correct this problem.

a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

Soral posted:

bbg was banned for epicly pwning a noob, in the imp zone. nothing is sacred

jfc it is true, it is all true.

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

I have taken steps to correct this problem.

:tipshat:

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.
Ralp: "I-I'm sorry, guys. I didn't realize I was in Imp Zone. I swear to God I thought I was in Games! P-please don't own me... no! No, I'll get right out, don't worry. I'm sorry again. Sorry... I'm leaving..."

Imps: "Too slow, b*tch."

*Ralp gets burned from EVERY direction at once, vanishes from the forums, when he comes back he has to post from a hospital bed*

Borsche69
May 8, 2014

In slavery times, they used the terms uncle toms and house n*ggers. Well, for gamers, why not Uncle Ralps or Outside Gamers

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

[in smash TV guy voice]:big lmaos, big rofls, you're A human being!

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Good one, Ralp. Ypou are my hero.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

I have taken steps to correct this problem.

Richard Gamingo is under my protection.

bonzibuddy64
Jan 5, 2007

by XyloJW
its really loving funny to call someone a human being

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
gamer that betrays his culture? i've got a word for that! ralp

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Richard Gamingo is awesome, IMO.

Scrub-Niggurath
Nov 27, 2007

oh no not the mother fwiggen black baby goku what will we do without his ufnny posts

Plutonis
Mar 25, 2011

Scrub-Niggurath posted:

oh no not the mother fwiggen black baby goku what will we do without his ufnny posts

gently caress you

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
We should call them "lifers" op.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Kylra posted:

We should call them "lifers" op.

It doesn't quite say "betrayal of culture" though...

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.

Wormskull posted:

It doesn't quite say "betrayal of culture" though...
We've got someone with a life over here everyone!

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

It just seem's to interchangeable with Normies, IMO...

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
That's because you don't know the true dedication that comes from giving your life over to our lord and savior, video games.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I've spent most of my childhood, teenage, and my entire adult life not occupied by school or work respectively, in front of a computer and I weigh close to a quarter ton. Your falsely accusing the wrong Gamer here.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
You must belong to one of those newfangled bland nondenominational guilds then.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

That said, "lifers" also means people with life sentences in prison, and if I was the president of a gamer paradise, all gamers who betray their culture would receive such sentences.

Kylra
Dec 1, 2006

Not a cute boy, just a boring girl.
I agree. They should be sentenced to live without parole.

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

Is it fascism yet posted:

Let's invent a word for the uncle toms and oreos of gaming, Those who play videogames but actively deny being a gamer and Part of Gaming culture.

Is it fascism yet.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Wormskull posted:

I've spent most of my childhood, teenage, and my entire adult life not occupied by school or work respectively, in front of a computer and I weigh close to a quarter ton. Your falsely accusing the wrong Gamer here.

Same here, but a 10th of a metric tonne.

Mazed
Oct 23, 2010

:blizz:


kill you are self posted:

casuals. close thread.

RichardGamingo
Mar 3, 2014
I know it's dumb to sign my posts, but I can't stop no matter how many times I'm told, because I'm really stupid and I want to make sure that shines through in everything I do and say, forever.

Best Regards,
RG
posting before nazifags get me too

MEE TOO

Best Regards,
RG

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
you know i'm starting to think that's not the real richardgamingo

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Doctor Goat posted:

you know i'm starting to think that's not the real richardgamingo

Probate him anyways

The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax

The Taint Reaper posted:

F) denotes that this gamer also supports feminism
f) denotes this gamer supports women's rights and equality

so these are two different things now? I mean I don't want to sound like an MRA but whoever posted this seems to be implying that feminism should be about making women more than equal.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

qnqnx posted:

Probate him anyways

ofc i wasn't even implying it shouldn't be done

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The Sharmat
Sep 5, 2011

by Lowtax
what is the opposite of imps?

because that should be what we call g*mers that betray their culture

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