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Get FOP logo engraved on your personal carry. If you get pulled over just hold it out the window and you'll avoid the ticket.
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Don't forget to wave it around and shout the secret get out of jail free code word. You know the one....
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Grem posted:Get FOP logo engraved on your personal carry. If you get pulled over just hold it out the window and you'll avoid the ticket. If they don't immediately get out of their car to tell you how legit you are, just fire a round in the air to get their attention Don't worry we're all wolf hunters here you can trust us
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Sep 29, 2014 05:37
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Branis posted:I just spent an hour watching a documentary on the grenadier guards guarding the castle and I feel like head butting someone and calling them a oval office, am I british? This act is literally known as a Glasgow kiss. So yes, that would make you one of us. Also make sure to smash a pint glass (20 fluid ounces, none of this 16oz beta-male bullshit) in someones face before you take a taxi home.
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Sep 29, 2014 10:57
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I'd much rather get that than some of these shady bar owners in America that try to pass off 14 or even 12 ounces as a pint.
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Sep 29, 2014 12:31
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Mr. Nice! posted:I'd much rather get that than some of these shady bar owners in America that try to pass off 14 or even 12 ounces as a pint. If a landlord tried to serve me 12oz as a pint I would burn my Warrant card on the spot and then tune the cheeky oval office up so badly that he would be having to drink his short measures through a straw.
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I appreciate you turn it up to 11 for us yanks in here. I try to lay the Texas accent on a little thicker when I'm abroad as well because the broads like it. But yeah, on top of the smaller pints you get here stateside, a lot of bar owners will use glasses that are just about the right size and shape of an American pint, but are actually sized down to cheat people out of beer. I mean, I try to squeeze every bit of margin I can out of the food I sell, but I don't deliberately try to gently caress people with something misleading. I don't advertise a 1/3 lbs burger and then sell them a 1/4 lbs.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I appreciate you turn it up to 11 for us yanks in here. I try to lay the Texas accent on a little thicker when I'm abroad as well because the broads like it. This is true, if I'm trying to goose American girls then all of a sudden I sound like Hugh Grant. But yes, while these are all things I say regularly, I wouldn't try and fit that much trash in to one sentence unless I was drunk. Short measures over here will land you in the poo poo pretty quickly. Our Trading Standards guys are poo poo hot and if the pint glass doesn't have a CE mark proving it's 20 glorious Imperial ounces then you can't charge for it. If you forge the CE mark then good luck to you, you're more likely to end up doing porridge than you are for having a cannabis farm.
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Sep 29, 2014 13:52
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Refilling the Jack Daniels bottle with something cheap like Evan Williams happens a lot too, especially with something like vodka since who the gently caress can tell the difference between plastic model glue and $300 vodka anyway?
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beanieson posted:Refilling the Jack Daniels bottle with something cheap like Evan Williams happens a lot too, especially with something like vodka since who the gently caress can tell the difference between plastic model glue and $300 vodka anyway? poo poo like that get's checked quite a bit in London. Jack Daniels is disgusting filth anyway. I would rather have a mouthful of my girlfriends steaming piss than drink JD and pretend it's whisky. Even the fancy silver label / single barrel stuff is like drinking alcoholic gravy.
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Sep 29, 2014 14:01
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That's because Jack always has been and always will be just a ripoff of real bourbon that managed to survive prohibition better than the rest.
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Sep 29, 2014 14:07
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I can stomach bullet or four roses and some of the super premium stuff like the wild turkey bourbon is pretty good, but Whisky making should be left to the Scots and the Japanese. Hibiki 21 is so delicious it's like having a dozen beautiful women sit on your face.
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Sep 29, 2014 14:11
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I'm not a big whiskey drinker anyways. Vodka and tequila are more my speed.
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I have to either order online or make a journey in to Soho to get decent Tequila over here, most of the stuff in bars and clubs is trash and is almost treated as a 'punishment' shot for nancys. Real men drink Wray and Nephew to punish themselves.
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Sep 29, 2014 14:21
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I like maker's mark, I only said JD since most people mix it & couldn't tell if it was swapped anyway.
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Sep 29, 2014 14:44
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:super premium stuff like the wild turkey
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http://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/wild-turkey/wild-turkey-rare-breed-barrel-proof-1990s-whiskey/ That's what I mean, you tosser.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:This act is literally known as a Glasgow kiss. The accused threw his whole torso back almost doubling over then snapping back making perfect connection with the victim sparking him out. Couldn't help but think if I'd tried to so it I would have either fallen over or missed. Different skills and all that I guess
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Sep 29, 2014 17:11
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I just drink corn mash moonshine that I make in my backyard.
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Branis posted:I just drink corn mash moonshine that I make in my backyard. 
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:If a landlord tried to serve me 12oz as a pint I would burn my Warrant card on the spot and then tune the cheeky oval office up so badly that he would be having to drink his short measures through a straw. loving this new style of yours, every post is like reading a guy ritchie script
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Sep 29, 2014 19:21
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Crown Royal and diet coke all day every day
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:loving this new style of yours, every post is like reading a guy ritchie script Voiced as Vinnie Jones.
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Sep 29, 2014 20:34
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:Short measures over here will land you in the poo poo pretty quickly. Our Trading Standards guys are poo poo hot and if the pint glass doesn't have a CE mark proving it's 20 glorious Imperial ounces then you can't charge for it. If you forge the CE mark then good luck to you, you're more likely to end up doing porridge than you are for having a cannabis farm. I'm darkly amused at the idea of English police averting their eyes to a Mercedes full of Pakis dragging off some middle school girls as they hustle to put the hurt on a bartender selling short pints
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I feel like our neighbors to the north have gotten off too easy in the language department since lord facknuttah has graced us with his english so to canacopgoons this is for you https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-glHAzXi_M
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Branis posted:I feel like our neighbors to the north have gotten off too easy in the language department since lord facknuttah has graced us with his english so to canacopgoons this is for you Please enjoy this exclusive securitycam footage from Beanie Acres. http://youtu.be/CeFtAmvrPxA
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Now thats my kind of party
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The Proc posted:Please enjoy this exclusive securitycam footage from Beanie Acres. Ain't no party like a beanie acres party cause a beanie acres party has less neck tattoos. e: probably 2-3 extra token black friends too 
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:http://www.masterofmalt.com/whiskies/wild-turkey/wild-turkey-rare-breed-barrel-proof-1990s-whiskey/ Comparing that bottle to JD is like comparing Johnny Walker Red to an 18 year old Macallan.
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Bernard McFacknutah posted:I can stomach bullet or four roses and some of the super premium stuff like the wild turkey bourbon is pretty good, but Whisky making should be left to the Scots and the Japanese. Hibiki 21 is so delicious it's like having a dozen beautiful women sit on your face. no joke the japs have loving great whisky in case anyone doubts this man
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Whiskey is straight terrible, it literally tastes like hot dog poo poo in your mouth, even the "good" stuff. Whiskey is what sucking a truckers dick in a flying J bathroom tastes like. Branis fucked around with this message at 00:11 on Sep 30, 2014 |
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Branis posted:Whiskey is straight terrible, it literally tastes like hot dog poo poo in your mouth, even the "good" stuff. like anyone trusts a "man" from nebraska
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Branis posted:Whiskey is straight terrible, it literally tastes like hot dog poo poo in your mouth, even the "good" stuff. Tequila is the drink of a migrant Mexican. Vodka is the drink of an impoverished Slav or a middle class white woman when mixed with juice. Brandy is for old men or youths enriched by rap music. But whiskey? Whiskey is the drink of men. Rich or poor. Old or young. Whiskey is the gift of a loving and caring God. Sure, the Scots perfected it, but even in its worst form it is something so close to perfection that you're just glad in the moment that you could be so lucky a dram would flow over your lips.
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weed is superior to alcohol in every single way.
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GunForumMeme posted:Tequila is the drink of a migrant Mexican. Vodka is the drink of an impoverished Slav or a middle class white woman when mixed with juice. Brandy is for old men or youths enriched by rap music. This is all true and yet, so is this VVVVVV Branis posted:weed is superior to alcohol in every single way.
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Branis posted:weed is superior to alcohol in every single way. I disagree
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weed is for lazy minorities after they roll out of bed at 1 pm to go to the welfare office alcohol is for good hard working white people after a long day so they can unwind
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Kung Fu Fist gently caress posted:alcohol is for good hard working white people after a long day so they can unwind don't forget cocaine 
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beanieson posted:don't forget heroin
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