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Sing a song and read some erotic EVE fan fiction. That will get you in.
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This seems to be an excellent thread to learn about Goonwaffe's stalwart recruiters and their recruitment policies.
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5'd good thread. tell me what would you bring to goonwaffe ? why should we let you in ? what do we lose if we don't ? do you like anime ?
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Sep 1, 2014 20:31
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Please also explain your thoughts on militant feminism within videogames culture.
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Missartaq posted:So as i see it, your the big loosers here, i really think i could have been an asset to Goons...... We can always use more people that fall for the most obvious scams
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Daler Mehndi posted:We can always use more people that fall for the most obvious scams That sounds sarcastic, but we always are looking for such people.
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Sep 1, 2014 20:53
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Got scammed out of eve items and then got scammed out of his $10
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Missartaq posted:Thats why i would fit very well amongst you people. The gently caress do you mean 'you people'?
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Missartaq posted:Holy crap you guys are hilarious.... I think you should contact Scooter McCabe in-game about this important matter. If you go in game you'll note that he has the role as "Lead Recruiter"; He will look into your case. He also has the role as "Officer" in green letters, the green text specifically denoting his trustworthiness earned over the years. He doesn't take lightly to new SomethingAwful.com members getting scammed by his Goonswarm Federation brethren, so I'm sure he will take this matter seriously. After all, we're a forum based community, and nothing good could come from scamming new members of this community. - Mirkali Maricadie Goonfleet.com Reg Date 2012 Newbie Starter Pack Quartermaster
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Sep 1, 2014 21:33
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It was me OP. I stole your stuff.
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Sep 1, 2014 21:42
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Givin posted:It was me OP. I stole your stuff. hosed up if true 
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I used to play eve back in 2006 and it's stories like this that remind me how much fun it was to be a space dick.
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aa35199 posted:I used to play eve back in 2006 and it's stories like this that remind me how much fun it was to be a space dick. And now you're just a glorious j4g.
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i am sorry sir we still only accept gay applicants, if you could post further proof of you being gay we would be delighted to consider you
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i am the OPs friend in goonwaffe, so I will volunteer as tribute and vouch for him there is your vouch OP, enjoy being in goonwaffe, remember to submit an application in game within 1 hour or else it will expire!!!!! Otacon fucked around with this message at 22:49 on Sep 1, 2014 |
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Missartaq posted:Thats why i would fit very well amongst you people. aa35199 posted:I used to play eve back in 2006 and it's stories like this that remind me how much fun it was to be a space dick. harlyq posted:It is to bad that your friend in goons did not tell you that he could vouch you in. Or give you the heads up that we only let people in with a vouch or by having good post's and being on SA for 3 months. Also what did you give the guy? I'm gay. 
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Missartaq posted:Heya. Please please get your friend to vouch for you. You'll fit right in. Also, send a PM to deadtear for advice on good posting, and make sure to quote this post in full.
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Zalmun posted:Please please get your friend to vouch for you. You'll fit right in. Always be sure to sign your posts too newb. We need to know who the gently caress wrote it. -Penis
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Missartaq posted:Holy crap you guys are hilarious.... Send me the PM and I'll try to get back the "cool stuff".
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SnoochtotheNooch posted:I'm gay.  HOLY gently caress YOU'RE INwelcome dude or as we like to say o7m8
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But as I wrote in an earlier post I got most my stuff back, only missing my fitted Daredevil and some faction mods. Nothing I want to pay the extra 10$ for. And the reason that I don't consider getting a vouch (yet) I also posted earlier. Last thing, what kinda friend would I be if I write my friends name in here? There is some bad air around my person already, and I don't trust you people to not take it out on him as well, and I don't want to ruin anything for him. If there is no other way, and I cant build up a trust relationship for my self, by myself, I will be looking at other options, sad but true.... - Missartaq
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Im going to be honest here, just dump this account and get a new one. Start posting in pet island or anime death tentacle rape whorehouse every day while lurking on other boards, assimilate how to be a goon. Then 3-4 months from now make a new EVE account and post in the eve thread. Sounds like a whole lot of time and trouble to play a space ship MMO with goons right!? It is, specially when its a game as bad as EVE. -肏你妈
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Im going to be honest here, just dump this account and get a new one. Start posting in pet island or anime death tentacle rape whorehouse every day while lurking on other boards, assimilate how to be a goon. Then 3-4 months from now make a new EVE account and post in the eve thread. All that effort to play with goonies? gently caress that, FCON recruit anyone with a pulse, 2 fingers and a working f1 key.
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Cao Ni Ma posted:Im going to be honest here, just dump this account and get a new one. Start posting in pet island or anime death tentacle rape whorehouse every day while lurking on other boards, assimilate how to be a goon. Then 3-4 months from now make a new EVE account and post in the eve thread. Stop giving him advice, do you really want this dude to join us ?
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Fathis Munk posted:Stop giving him advice, do you really want this dude to join us ? He wont anyways because he'll gently caress up somewhere. They all do.
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Copy that..... Bye. -Missartaq
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Bye!
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Missartaq posted:Copy that..... Please don't go. There are literally dozens of great threads here at the Something Awful Forums dot com community. Don't let that  go to waste.
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Well, before you go I really want to thank you for signing your posts. If you didn't nobody would have ever known who wrote them! Also please come back soon o7m8.
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Missartaq, if you have a ps3, don't forget that goons have a Dust 514 corp as well.
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Hobo on Fire posted:Missartaq, if you have a ps3, don't forget that goons have a Dust 514 corp as well. Vouching for the 514 corp. It's a lot of fun come play this wonderful free game CCP has given us.
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PerrineClostermann posted:Vouching for the 514 corp. It's a lot of fun come play this wonderful free game CCP has given us. If you don't have a playstation 3, you should probably buy one just for this game! It's that good!
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it's definitely more fun than eve, I can say that much
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******Notice Of Filing: Office Of The Inspector General And Judicial Division********* Hear ye, hear ye On this day September first Two Thousand and Fourteen, the Judiciary committee has issued the summons for the following persons: Rudi Tkalcic and associated alts. Weed Lord Boner Hitler, Captain Stern, Hannover Fist, Missartaq, Jurors IG-88 through HI-5, Chief Prosecutor Of Exchequers, Chief Council Of The Defense Gay_Baby, Any and all who have standing in this matter. They are to present themselves forth with and in sober standing before this 287th Space Court, in the case of tortious interference of commerce and recruitment in high space per Landsraad Articles 3.DA-47. The Docket is set for M1A1 first of its name and first for the day this Friday of September Fifth Anno Domini Nostri Iesu MMXIV in the sacred halls of Goonswarm Gaming Mumble. God Save You All, Chief Justice Scooter McCabe
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Scooter_McCabe posted:******Notice Of Filing: Office Of The Inspector General And Judicial Division********* Ladies and gentlegoons: this is truly the justice system at work
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Missartaq posted:Copy that..... Bye! -SSJ8-ThaGrandCow-*~*~SefirothhhhxJunctionCloudd~*~*
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God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title
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Missartaq posted:Last thing, what kinda friend would I be if I write my friends name in here? There is some bad air around my person already, and I don't trust you people to not take it out on him as well, and I don't want to ruin anything for him. Probably no worse than the kind who lets their "friend" post this thread in the first place
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