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Calidor
Aug 11, 2012

Missartaq posted:

There is some bad air around my person already - Missartaq

Classic...

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WhiteHalo117
Jul 5, 2013

Surprise!!!
Widot is recruiting, I think you would fit in well.

WhiteHalo117 fucked around with this message at 04:25 on Sep 2, 2014

Baiku
Oct 25, 2011

Is this the official recruitment thread?

- Missartaq

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

WhiteHalo117 posted:

Widot is recruiting, I think you would fit in well.

His posting is way too good for widot.

PerrineClostermann
Dec 15, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

WhiteHalo117 posted:

Widot is recruiting, I think you would fit in well.

Kick Widot.

Omniblivion
Oct 17, 2012

Scooter_McCabe posted:

Jurors IG-88 through HI-5,

Damnit, why do I always get called for jury duty... ugh

Foehammer007
Dec 7, 2011

by Pragmatica
do you like spaceships?

Ben Smash
Aug 22, 2005

LARDROOM
Grimey Drawer

Foehammer007 posted:

do you like spaceships?

I like turtles

THE RAGGY
Aug 17, 2014

PASTA is recruiting I hear, I'm sure Caldari FW is in need of stellar pilots.

ShadowMoo
Mar 13, 2011

by Shine
Its poo poo like this that makes me want to start an eve account for the 20th time.

Murcor
Dec 1, 2007

It's a hell of a thing
I didn't think these still happened. We are witnessing history here fellas, history.

mpaarating
May 6, 2011

The Baddest Boi
Eve threads are the worst.

VenusInFurries
Apr 12, 2014

<3 tsalaroth
This was the worst troll. The worst part is, I'm not even totally sure if it was a troll.

xilni
Feb 26, 2014




WhiteHalo117 posted:

Widot is recruiting, I think you would fit in well.

That's right, try them.

Goonwaffe only recruits from premium SA members, not the lowly poors who can't afford another :10bux:

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!
We should allow j4gs to register accounts on goonfleet dot com for :10bux: which only have access to a j4g concentration camp subforum and are in no way indicative of actual chance to join goonfleetwaffeswarm :munch:

Stick a "you won't get into goons you idiot" disclaimer on top, watch as pubbies fall over themselves to pay their way into goons anyway

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008
You guys ran him out, I literally hate you all.

Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo
I never expected doobie to ever try to J4G.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



Jesus Christ.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

vyst posted:

Jesus Christ.

Come on...if he had plat you'd let him in.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

smg77 posted:

Come on...if he had plat you'd let him in.

He only had gold frankincense and myrrh.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

pseudanonymous posted:

He only had gold frankincense and myrrh.

That's good enough for Babby Jesus but not for Vyst.

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
I never want to play EVE, but it is a good feeling knowing that I could get into GF instantly while pubbies lose their spacemoney and dignity trying and failing to join.

CrushedWill
Sep 27, 2012

Stand it like a man... and give some back

Deki posted:

I never want to play EVE, but it is a good feeling knowing that I could get into GF instantly while pubbies lose their spacemoney and dignity trying and failing to join.

Um, you might be on 'the list' now with that kind of arrogance. Or maybe the fast track to director.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

CrushedWill posted:

Um, you might be on 'the list' now with that kind of arrogance. Or maybe the fast track to director.

Just name yourself something like xXxXxSephirothxXxW33d4lyfexXxXx

WhiteHalo117
Jul 5, 2013

Surprise!!!

blowfish posted:

We should allow j4gs to register accounts on goonfleet dot com for :10bux: which only have access to a j4g concentration camp subforum and are in no way indicative of actual chance to join goonfleetwaffeswarm :munch:

Stick a "you won't get into goons you idiot" disclaimer on top, watch as pubbies fall over themselves to pay their way into goons anyway

I feel like this would break the EULA, but when has that ever stopped us......

Herstory Begins Now
Aug 5, 2003
SOME REALLY TEDIOUS DUMB SHIT THAT SUCKS ASS TO READ ->>
welcome to SA, enjoy your stay

love,
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Voyager I
Jun 29, 2012

This is how your posting feels.
🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

CrushedWill posted:

Um, you might be on 'the list' now with that kind of arrogance. Or maybe the fast track to director.

Definitely the latter.

Nobody's trying to 'gotcha' actual goons into not being able to play EVE (we aren't nice enough to save you from yourselves). The only people who get blacklisted for that kind of stuff are idiot pubbies who make their first ever post in the EVE thread about how they'll see us in three months.

Zadus Rejan
Nov 9, 2011
Hahaha poor j4g

Bitter Beard
Sep 11, 2001

I don't even know what the fuck I'm doing!!
They grow up so fast...

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

WhiteHalo117 posted:

I feel like this would break the EULA, but when has that ever stopped us......

Why would it?

"Paid forum membership only enables you to use a limited range of subforums on goonfleet.com and is in no way linked to membership in player organisations in the game Eve Online. You're poo poo out of luck you stupid pubbie."

Nien
Apr 29, 2013

blowfish posted:

Why would it?

"Paid forum membership only enables you to use a limited range of subforums on goonfleet.com and is in no way linked to membership in player organisations in the game Eve Online. You're poo poo out of luck you stupid pubbie."

I wanna play games with you. Please can I?

DrGaiusBallsack
Aug 17, 2014
I love everything about this thread.

Rojo_Sombrero
May 8, 2006
I ebayed my EQ account and all I got was an SA account
He really needs to introduce himself to FYAD.

Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
I'm sad that he has stopped posting.

smg77
Apr 27, 2007

Paper With Lines posted:

I'm sad that he has stopped posting.

Goons are mean.

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.
Hey again...

For those of you that didn't follow the "trial" yesterday afternoon, I can tell you that I won. What that means is that I was supposed to get the rest of my stuff back, though that haven't happened, I must say that I have never had so much fun playing EVE. Absolutely hilarious, so thanx for that, made it all worthwhile.

And OMG, you people have been busy in my absence from this forum, again fun poo poo people, you really love me......


-Missartaq

Otacon
Aug 13, 2002


Missartaq posted:

Hey again...

For those of you that didn't follow the "trial" yesterday afternoon, I can tell you that I won. What that means is that I was supposed to get the rest of my stuff back, though that haven't happened, I must say that I have never had so much fun playing EVE. Absolutely hilarious, so thanx for that, made it all worthwhile.

And OMG, you people have been busy in my absence from this forum, again fun poo poo people, you really love me......


-Missartaq

i am glad that goon justice has prevailed yet again! so are you a full fledged goon now? congratulations!!! er rather, goongratulations!!!!!!!!1

-Otacon

Missartaq
Sep 1, 2014

I prestiged in EVE Online, and all I have to show for it is this shitty medal.
Well no, don't think I got in, I haven't heard anything yet.

And I actually think that Goons might be a bit high end for my first corp.


But I would really love to get an update on that return status of my stuff?

-Missartaq

Mimesweeper
Mar 11, 2009

Smellrose
I love this thread and everyone in it.

- Six Flags

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Paper With Lines
Aug 21, 2013

The snozzberries taste like snozzberries!
Hi Missartaq,

Do you think this thread is funny?

love,

grid

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