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MancXVI posted:Somewhere out there is a dude who wears a different secondary pin for every day of the week. I had an instructor like that in power school. Then again, he was a diver and a DSRV co-pilot, which is considerably less gay than whatever warfare pins the Navy's made up in the past 10 years.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 00:16 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 21:26 |
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You'll be lucky to get phys ed credit.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2014 04:47 |
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LingcodKilla posted:A lot of things about civilian life suck to. I find it kind of funny how much some guys rag on navy life but then rave about the GI bill. That's literally you reward for being in the service. You know what you would get equal time in almost any civilian job right out of high school? A loving pen with "good job <your name here>". Though the rants are amusing. When do you ship out to boot camp?
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2014 18:11 |
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It snowed the weekend I left for Orlando.
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# ¿ Sep 6, 2014 19:07 |
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Christoff posted:But I've yet to see an "ok shape" guy fail it
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# ¿ Sep 7, 2014 22:23 |
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FWD:FWD:FWD:FW: LOL In the beginning was the plan. And then came the assumptions. And the assumptions were without form. And the plan was without substance. And darkness was upon the face of the workers. And they spoke among themselves saying, "It is a crock of poo poo and it stinketh." And the workers went unto their supervisors and said, "It is a pale of dung and none may abide the odor thereof." And the supervisor went unto their managers and said, "It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it." And the managers went unto their directors, saying, "It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength." And the directors spoke among themselves, saying to one another, "It contains that which aids plant growth and it is very strong." And the directors went unto the vice presidents, saying unto them, "It promotes growth and is very powerful." And the vice presidents went unto the president, saying unto him, "The new plan will promote the growth and vigor of the company, with powerful effects." And the president looked upon the plan and saw that it was good. And the plan became policy. This is how poo poo happens.
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# ¿ Sep 8, 2014 00:40 |
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Sir Lucius posted:I will only say: "so help me gosh"
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 01:12 |
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It'll be funny when the only people still in are all the old fart flag officers and they have to do all the bitch work the enlisted used to do. Maybe I can pitch this as a sitcom. I'll call it Navy All-Stars. Can't be any worse than The Last Ship.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 04:57 |
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The only thing likely to hit a sub is a mountain.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 05:40 |
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vulturesrow posted:Not everyone who strength trains is a bodybuilder (who obsess over cutting body fat to the point of unhealthiness). One of the GSreallyhighnumber civilians I worked with was a bodybuilder. She had a great rear end, but her skin looked like old leather.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 18:46 |
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We had some fitness lady lead our PT when we were in the shipyard. She had a great rear end.
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2014 19:53 |
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quote:Bulkeley was known to test the alertness of the Marines guarding the base by donning a ninja suit, blackening his face and endeavoring to penetrate the classified area after dark without detection. This was a dangerous endeavor, as the Marines carried loaded weapons.
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# ¿ Sep 10, 2014 06:51 |
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What's long and hard and full of semen? The stick up buttplug's rear end. HEYOOOOOOOO
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# ¿ Sep 11, 2014 04:47 |
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Attachments are the new archives.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2014 00:24 |
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Angry Fish posted:I love seeing these kinds of douchebags.
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# ¿ Sep 12, 2014 18:25 |
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Is this where you guys try to out-diggit each other?
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# ¿ Sep 13, 2014 16:44 |
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Wingnut Ninja posted:Just don't let the Marines anywhere near the drawing board, or we'll end up with something that can submerge and/or hover up onto beaches. Yes, those are a pair of 8-inch guns and a scout plane.
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# ¿ Sep 14, 2014 23:54 |
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Nope. But if they're going to do something, they might as well go full retard.
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# ¿ Sep 15, 2014 01:48 |
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orange juche posted:I remember a couple years back you were like "gently caress subs I hate them" lol He's working on his Waffle Warfare Pin.
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 04:58 |
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Schlabbalabba posted:Turns out the grass isn't greener... https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c_wM5wyiYWo
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# ¿ Sep 25, 2014 14:26 |
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# ¿ May 16, 2024 21:26 |
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Laranzu posted:Any good neighborhood suggestions for the Ft. Meade area? Prefer less poo poo commute with stuff to do over Whitebread suburbs. Wife and two dogs.
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