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Pizzatime
Apr 1, 2011

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Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

it looks really awful op

Pizzatime
Apr 1, 2011

Swelter Discharge posted:

it looks really awful op

nope, it looks awesome actually

Pizzatime
Apr 1, 2011

it has quake


Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

it is just a device to deliver pop culture references and computer puns

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
I agree OP, Jazzpunk is incredibly...poo poo

Pizzatime
Apr 1, 2011

ya'll just don't know how to have fun

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

I've been playing The Sims 4 myself, OP.

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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you liked the wrong game sorry

PleasingFungus
Oct 10, 2012
idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

matrix ripoff posted:

you liked the wrong game sorry

Correct. The punishment, is death.

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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you will be escorted to a holding tank to be mocked by other, better posters

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

PleasingFungus posted:

Correct. The punishment, is death.

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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all jazzpunk likers are ordered to surrender themselves at the nearest imp zone station for processing

if you know a jazzpunk liker, please contact local authorities. compliance may result in rewards

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

poo poo looks like jizzspunk

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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I Was a Teenage Jazzpunk Liker: A Cautionary Tale

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!
a game liked by a yobber with a random monkeycheese 'tar i'll be sure to add that to my wishlist

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica

No Such Thing posted:

it is just a device to deliver pop culture references and computer puns

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.

Pizzatime posted:

ya'll just don't know how to have fun

its not even a game bro, its like gone home gaiden: comedy edition

Silver Alicorn
Mar 30, 2008

𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Pizzatime posted:

it has quake




i'm the flying buttresses

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
Gone Home is good now, though.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

such memorable gameplay as:

- play a bad version of quake called 'wedding qake'
- play a bad version of fruit ninja but with more power ranger quotes
- play a bad version of street fighter that is first person and only the car bonus level
- play a bad version of the mario paint flyswatter game but with more funny chinese voices

Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

PleasingFungus posted:

Correct. The punishment, is death.

VideoGames
Aug 18, 2003

Pizzatime posted:

it has quake



nice scores. looks like a lot of fun was had standing

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

is jazzpunk the aesthetic of sword-based videogame Transistor, OP

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.

But Rocks Hurt Head posted:

Gone Home is good now, though.



































NOT!

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

quote:

The missions assigned to Polyblank are almost always bizarre and nonsensical, relying heavily on free association and references to older movies and video games. Tasks include degaussing and smuggling pigeons, assassinating cowboys, cross-dressing, killing a pig with a six-string guitar, and photocopying Polyblank's bottom to fool a security scanner.[2][4]

Sounds really random, OP! I'm laughing already :)










[size=420]AT HOW loving STUPID YOU ARE HAHAHAHAHA[/siz]e

Sdoots
Nov 3, 2013

I did this and could have stopped it, but nothing in nature ever follows a gaussian curve. Sure, they'll tell you that it does. They say that every five minutes someone dies in a car accident, but how often are there seven hundred and sixty one armless and legless corpses in one hangar?
Jazzpunk is great. I like how I still discover new things in it, when I was certain I'd seen everything it had to offer. It's a device to deliver dumb, silly jokes and references, but it's enjoyable, and it does it well. It feels more surrealist than monkeycheese bullshit.

Seriously, Jazzpunk owns.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

How does Jazzpunk compare to Normality?

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

Unguided posted:

How does Jazzpunk compare to Normality?

normality is cool

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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Unguided posted:

How does Jazzpunk compare to Normality?

jazzpunk is actually playable

Workaday Wizard
Oct 23, 2009

by Pragmatica
jizzspunk


:cumpolice:

1upclock
Sep 25, 2009

Taken completely out of context

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

The style was pretty good but it could've used more substance and better "jokes".

Pizzatime
Apr 1, 2011

Pizzatime
Apr 1, 2011

Pizzatime
Apr 1, 2011

Pewdiepie
Oct 31, 2010

This looks like trash.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013

Sdoots posted:

Jazzpunk is great. I like how I still discover new things in it, when I was certain I'd seen everything it had to offer. It's a device to deliver dumb, silly jokes and references, but it's enjoyable, and it does it well. It feels more surrealist than monkeycheese bullshit.

Seriously, Jazzpunk owns.

its monkey cheese bullshit if you want surreal play Gingiva

Cobweb Heart
Mar 31, 2010

I need you to wear this. I need you to wear this all the time. It's office policy.

Sdoots posted:

It's a device to deliver dumb, silly jokes and references, but it's enjoyable, and it does it well. It feels more surrealist than monkeycheese bullshit.

Sdoots posted:

It's themed around stupid bullshit, wallows in its stupid bullshit, but my taste is trash enough that I want more. I'd say it's artistically on the same level as this:


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Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene
Looks like some queer rear end garbage.

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