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Lil Cunty


The only thing that gets me through work everyday is all of you

It's time to take this relationship to the next level

Post itt to be paired with an item in the shop

I will surround myself with all the items and it will be just like we are hanging out irl and having a cool party

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soybean

same.

pair me as something neat

bacalou


sometimes my job calls me to nice locations and today is one of them. I'll take a picture of my surroundings if you make me something cool

tradjik

i want to be an item

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Ooooh. I wonder what I am!

cruft

This is a cool idea.

If you have anything bean-related, that should be me, on account of my not having huevos rancheros for breakfast.

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i am enraptured by material wealth

j883376


Linux Toddler!
I would like to be an item

Salmiakki


i will be an object

Senior Management



I self identify as a fruit salad please don't screw this up

alnilam

I was gonna be a bean but cwuft took it, i guess I'll be whatever :smithcloud:

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
I do not know what you have at your store, as I do not doxxx people, but if you have a like a toy bug or a real, dead bug, i will be that, that's me

precision

by VideoGames
can i be a stapler

bacalou


then wd-40 never posted again...

soybean

bacalou posted:

then wd-40 never posted again...

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

it's like a twilight zone episode where she becomes an item in her store

Lil Cunty


soybean posted:

same.

pair me as something neat



oh hey i'm glad you could make it go ahead and hang your coat up in the back room

my new dog

by Nyc_Tattoo
Item me . gently caress me. love me. horny

Lil Cunty


bacalou posted:

sometimes my job calls me to nice locations and today is one of them. I'll take a picture of my surroundings if you make me something cool



oh hi i haven't seen you in forever (literally, i've never seen you)
theres beer and weed in the back room on top of the microwave
just don't let the customers see

bacalou


WD-40 posted:

theres beer and weed in the back room on top of the microwave

brb

Lil Cunty


tradjik posted:

i want to be an item



it's the life of the party! glad you could make it!

Harthacnut

I hope I get to be something shiny

Lil Cunty


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

Ooooh. I wonder what I am!



i'm so sorry i keep forgetting to water you dude

Senior Management



WD-40 posted:



i'm so sorry i keep forgetting to water you dude

please stop doxxing good friend and legendary poster Godspeed John Glenn

Lil Cunty


cruft posted:

This is a cool idea.

If you have anything bean-related, that should be me, on account of my not having huevos rancheros for breakfast.



i found some magic beans in my desk just for you

Lil Cunty


Bo-Pepper posted:

i am enraptured by material wealth



omg i can't believe you came to my party i didn't think you'd come

Lil Cunty


j883376 posted:

I would like to be an item



the most intriguing item in the shop, as i have no idea what it is or where it came from

cruft

WD-40 posted:



i found some magic beans in my desk just for you

Oh sweet I'm happy I could make it! I had to shuffle a few things around but it was worth it.

Also I brought mini donuts! And a bunch of cherries in a paper sack!

Lil Cunty


Salmiakki posted:

i will be an object



glad you came bb it was turning into a real sausage fest in here

Salmiakki


WD-40 posted:



glad you came bb it was turning into a real sausage fest in here

as the first girl of the party, i will happily measure things

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i'm happy to be here

please photograph us all commingling and enjoying our cosmopolitan extravagance

cruft

Hi Sal...

WD-40 posted:

sausage fest

Salmiakki posted:

measure things


whoa.

smoobles

i awnt to be a thing on your desk klemme know

Salmiakki


cruft posted:

Hi Sal...




whoa.

:heysexy:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


WD-40 posted:



i'm so sorry i keep forgetting to water you dude

:ohdear:

cruft


I'd just like everybody to bear in mind that Seattle is cold this time of year.

Lil Cunty


Vynar posted:

I self identify as a fruit salad please don't screw this up



thank you for coming i hope we can accommodate your needs

j883376


Linux Toddler!

WD-40 posted:



the most intriguing item in the shop, as i have no idea what it is or where it came from

This is an accurate representation

Lil Cunty


alnilam posted:

I was gonna be a bean but cwuft took it, i guess I'll be whatever :smithcloud:



just be yourself that's why we love you

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cruft

WD-40 posted:



i found some magic beans in my desk just for you

Changing my fursona to a jar of cyan glass pebbles now.

Also 5d the thread.

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