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Scaly Haylie

THE SIMS 4 IS OUT, MOTHERFUCKERS

wait really?
yeah!

i heard that pools are gone and toddlers are gone and open world is gone and the cleaning skill is gone and
it's all true but shush, calm down, and let's play some sims 4

cool i wanna be a sim!
no can do! i've already made a household of six lucky yobbers handpicked from the IRC

first off is Salmiakki, who is creative, lazy, and a good person because these are all true facts. painting is her life's goal.

next we have me, the Lizard Wizard. he is evil, a goofball, and a hothead, because wizards are silly people not to be trusted, and lizard wizards moreso. he aspires to do computers.

i am he is our third family member, being possessed of creativity, a love for art, and an outgoing nature. his goal in life is to be good at many things.

it of course would not be a yob house without the self-described den mother of byob and all around good person FluffieDuckie. she is good, cheerful, and family-oriented, and what she wants out of life is a big happy family.

air julio was not around to describe himself, so i made him straight up just some mexican duder. as such, he is lazy, clumsy and loves the outdoors. he loves gardening because lmao whatever

last but certainly not least is anime gently caress pillow. he described himself as handsome and muscular and i think i have nailed it. he's an athletic romantic bro who just wants to maintain his swole as gently caress bod.

into the world with you, little yobsims!

# ? Sep 4, 2014 20:49

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# ? May 4, 2024 02:25

Scaly Haylie

this post is reserved for i don't know what!

# ? Sep 4, 2014 20:50

i am he

make me a sim

# ? Sep 4, 2014 20:50

SIDS Vicious

if theres pets make me a pet sim tia

# ? Sep 4, 2014 20:51

emmie

make bee a sim

# ? Sep 4, 2014 20:52

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

I must be a sim

# ? Sep 4, 2014 20:52

Scaly Haylie

Iggy Koopa posted:

if theres pets make me a pet sim tia

there are not pets

# ? Sep 4, 2014 20:52

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

i am he posted:

make me a sim

you're the 3rd one in the OP

# ? Sep 4, 2014 20:53

posting smiling

cool thanks for the update

# ? Sep 4, 2014 20:53

SIDS Vicious

rip iggy koopa sim he never was alive

# ? Sep 4, 2014 20:53

Salmiakki

Lizard Wizard posted:

first off is Salmiakki, who is creative, lazy, and a good person because these are all true facts. painting is her life's goal.

holy gently caress this is scary accurate. if my skin was darker itd be a+++

excited for my sim adventures

# ? Sep 4, 2014 20:54

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I must be a sim

i'm kind of disappointed you aren't

# ? Sep 4, 2014 20:54

i am he

Kimmalah posted:

you're the 3rd one in the OP

i would still like to be a sim. thanks.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 20:54

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

i am he posted:

i would still like to be a sim. thanks.

remake i am he and give him illiteracy as a trait. also short jorts like that other one

# ? Sep 4, 2014 20:55

smoobles

is this game any good, i hated the other ones

# ? Sep 4, 2014 20:58

literally this big: Here comes
the Squirtle Squad!

Can I play the role of the sun in your game? I think it would suit me well.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:01

tao of lmao

Lizard Wizard posted:

air julio was not around to describe himself, so i made him straight up just some mexican duder. as such, he is lazy, clumsy and loves the outdoors. he loves gardening because lmao whatever

hosed up but hilarious

# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:15

Scaly Haylie

Illegal Carrot posted:

Can I play the role of the sun in your game? I think it would suit me well.

taiyohhhhhhhhh

# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:15

cute anime girl

expecting op to never finish this

# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:24

Doctor Bishop: To understand what happened at the diner, we use Mr. Papaya. This is upsetting because he is the friendliest of fruits.

expecting OP to get b& when his need to randomly remind everyone he's a furry gets too great

# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:38

Scaly Haylie

cute anime girl posted:

expecting op to never finish this

lmao if you don't think i'm a hopeless loser who can play the sims forever and like it

# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:39

Scaly Haylie

by the way i like porn that you guys might not approve of me liking, which is to say furry porn

OOPS

# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:40

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

So what I'm getting from this thread is that I'm not a Sim? Thats fuckung bullshit i payed to be here

# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:41

Kimmalah: Basically just a baby in a trenchcoat.

Lizard Wizard posted:

lmao if you don't think i'm a hopeless loser who can play the sims forever and like it

problem is you tend to LP games that don't really have an ending per se

# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:42

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Lizard Wizard posted:

by the way i like porn that you guys might not approve of me liking, which is to say furry porn

OOPS

who knew

# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:44

SIDS Vicious

lizard wizard is my friend even iuf he wanrts to do a khajiit

# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:46

Mr. Merdle: THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

I am very much looking forward to this thread. I imagine it will deliver great many laughs.

# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:48

Scaly Haylie

Iggy Koopa posted:

lizard wizard is my friend even iuf he wanrts to do a khajiit

i promise to get you into this game as soon as i get my hands on anything resembling a cosby sweater for it

# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:49

my new dog: by Nyc_Tattoo

my prev post was in jest. I look forwarding vicariously playing the sims

# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:57

saboten

saboten would have been such a good sim :cry:

# ? Sep 4, 2014 21:59

ron color

cute anime girl posted:

expecting op to never finish this

wait, you--

OOoohhh

# ? Sep 4, 2014 23:02

Scaly Haylie

a yob house, a yob home

the yobber family has $30,000 to their name, but that's not really enough to buy a house to accomodate them.

so instead of buying a house, i'm gonna buy an empty lot for the price of two grand and build build build

ok guys hang tight, gonna construct you a domicile

eesh, straight up shrinking the output video by 50% is not friendly to text

anyway, new to sims 4 is a nice little prefab room mechanic! allow me to demonstrate.

doink

steeeeeee-retch

so yeah it's a pretty robust tool and i'm gonna use some of this furniture and that wallpaper and blah blah blah JUMP CUT :byodood:

note that the hallway is without wallpaper. this is because we have like no loving money left after building a house from nothing, so getting dollars is gonna be one of our first priorities.

but that is something we will address...NEXT TIME ON YOB SIMS.