- saboten
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im gonna ksis his balls
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Sep 5, 2014 00:20
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 9, 2024 10:46
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- i am he
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i'd have sex with mista tax
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Sep 5, 2014 00:21
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- saboten
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lowtax are you there. its me, saboten
i wanna suck your nuts
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Sep 5, 2014 00:23
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- tao of lmao
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*opens up 2 gig folder of lowtax erotic fanfic*
It was a dark and stormy night...
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Sep 5, 2014 00:31
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- Harthacnut
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I prefer Shmorky 
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Sep 5, 2014 00:32
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- the unabonger
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make him give me plat before you kiss his balls
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Sep 5, 2014 00:32
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- Pedantra
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by Lowtax
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imagine rich kyanka actually all up inside your body, sexually. drat, cool thought...
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Sep 5, 2014 00:35
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- saboten
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i thought we all had to do this in order to reg & then again to get forums upgrades????
i know i did, thought it was standard procedure 
please dont tease me. im in love with lowtax and i want to kiss him
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Sep 5, 2014 00:35
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- Lil Cunty
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imagine rich kyanka actually all up inside your body, sexually. drat, cool thought...
i just tried but now i can't see out of one eye and all i can smell is burning grain...
i think you just gave me a stroke
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Sep 5, 2014 00:38
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by Lowtax
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i bet he likes missionary with heavy eye contact all intimately kissing your face and lips before he slips his tongue in your mouth... mmmmMMMmmm
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Sep 5, 2014 00:40
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- saboten
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imagine rich kyanka actually all up inside your body, sexually. drat, cool thought...
he will be mine
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Sep 5, 2014 00:42
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- tao of lmao
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i bet he likes missionary with heavy eye contact all intimately kissing your face and lips before he slips his tongue in your mouth... mmmmMMMmmm
im gettin horeney 
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Sep 5, 2014 00:42
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- FluffieDuckie
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im gettin horeney
we're not talking about you julio we're talking about lowtax
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Sep 5, 2014 00:45
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- Pedantra
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by Lowtax
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i want low tax to take me to olive garden and make me drunk with wine and horny with irony before going back to his place and having Epic Sex
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Sep 5, 2014 00:45
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- the unabonger
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we're not talking about you julio we're talking about lowtax
personallyits the sexual nature of the post in general that makes me horney
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Sep 5, 2014 00:50
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- Lil Cunty
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i want lowtax to take me on a date to a museum and then to the animal shelter where we volunteer together and get to know each other and then at the end he pays all the adoption fees so i can have a new kitten and then we go to a pet store and he buys me all the stuff i need for the kitten like food and litter and stuff and we name the kitten "richard" and then he drops me off at home and while we're standing on the doorstep i tell him what a good time i had "but you know how it is my life is p complicated right now and i have a lot going on so unfortunately i won't be able to see you again" and then i go inside with my kitten and leave lowtax outside
in the friendzone
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Sep 5, 2014 00:51
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- Pedantra
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by Lowtax
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i want lowtax to take me on a date to a museum and then to the animal shelter where we volunteer together and get to know each other and then at the end he pays all the adoption fees so i can have a new kitten and then we go to a pet store and he buys me all the stuff i need for the kitten like food and litter and stuff and we name the kitten "richard" and then he drops me off at home and while we're standing on the doorstep i tell him what a good time i had "but you know how it is my life is p complicated right now and i have a lot going on so unfortunately i won't be able to see you again" and then i go inside with my kitten and leave lowtax outside
in the friendzone
dammmmmmn
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Sep 5, 2014 00:53
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- FluffieDuckie
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i want lowtax to take me on a date to a museum and then to the animal shelter where we volunteer together and get to know each other and then at the end he pays all the adoption fees so i can have a new kitten and then we go to a pet store and he buys me all the stuff i need for the kitten like food and litter and stuff and we name the kitten "richard" and then he drops me off at home and while we're standing on the doorstep i tell him what a good time i had "but you know how it is my life is p complicated right now and i have a lot going on so unfortunately i won't be able to see you again" and then i go inside with my kitten and leave lowtax outside
in the friendzone
same
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Sep 5, 2014 00:54
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- Lil Cunty
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How do you feel about Shmorky joining in, though?
she can buy me a kitten too if she wants
i swing both ways
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Sep 5, 2014 00:57
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- Pedantra
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by Lowtax
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take me to the pussy pound tax man *smirks mischievously*
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Sep 5, 2014 00:58
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- saboten
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i dream of married life with lowtax. he comes home from a hard day of forums, im ready waiting for him with a fresh clean yukata. we retire to the bedroom and i nibble his jerky-like scrotum
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Sep 5, 2014 01:01
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- dogcrash truther
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im going to hget high on amyl nitrite and let lotwax pop my anal cherry
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Sep 5, 2014 01:01
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- dogcrash truther
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i dream of married life with lowtax. he comes home from a hard day of forums, im ready waiting for him with a fresh clean yukata. we retire to the bedroom and i nibble his jerky-like scrotum
lol
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Sep 5, 2014 01:02
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- Pedantra
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by Lowtax
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i dream of married life with lowtax. he comes home from a hard day of forums, im ready waiting for him with a fresh clean yukata. we retire to the bedroom and i nibble his jerky-like scrotum
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Sep 5, 2014 01:04
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- FluffieDuckie
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im going to hget high on amyl nitrite and let lotwax pop my anal cherry
like that's not how you got the ik job in the first place 
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Sep 5, 2014 01:05
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- Lil Cunty
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Fair enough. But, now I also want a kitten. Will you buy one for me?
hell no buddy i've got my hands full here with 2 kittens and a lowtax/schmorky sexy sandwich
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Sep 5, 2014 01:06
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- dogcrash truther
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im going to relax my sphincter to the exact dimensions of kyankas platinum member anmd let him go to town
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Sep 5, 2014 01:06
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- dogcrash truther
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like that's not how you got the ik job in the first place
to get the job you have to sneak up to old man lowtax and touch his bulging sac, then run away giggling
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Sep 5, 2014 01:07
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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You perverts. HE IS A MARRIED MAN!
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Sep 5, 2014 01:07
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- dogcrash truther
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You perverts. HE IS A MARRIED MAN!
fail
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Sep 5, 2014 01:07
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- Adbot
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ADBOT LOVES YOU
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May 9, 2024 10:46
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- tao of lmao
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i dream of married life with lowtax. he comes home from a hard day of forums, im ready waiting for him with a fresh clean yukata. we retire to the bedroom and i nibble his jerky-like scrotum
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