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dogcrash truther
let s face it, lowtax is vanilla. strawberry at best. he'll use handcuffs but he wont make them tight enough to pinch

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dogcrash truther
"am I hurting you? is this okay?" - lowtax, every ten seconds your loving him

saboten

dogcrash truther posted:

"am I hurting you? is this okay?" - lowtax, every ten seconds your loving him

lmao

Pedantra

by Lowtax
lmao

weird

by zen death robot

dogcrash truther posted:

"am I hurting you? is this okay?" - lowtax, every ten seconds your loving him

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


dogcrash truther posted:

"am I hurting you? is this okay?" - lowtax, every ten seconds your loving him

ilikedirt

king of posting
what a coincidence i am in love w/ a stripper

tao of lmao

dogcrash truther posted:

"am I hurting you? is this okay?" - lowtax, every ten seconds your loving him

Lil Cunty


dogcrash truther posted:

"am I hurting you? is this okay?" - lowtax, every ten seconds your loving him

tao of lmao

"i'm gonna put my hand on your leg, ok?"
"i'm gonna kiss you on the lips, ok?"
"i'm gonna bring in my platonic life-mate to watch, ok?"

saboten

lowtax has a crazy night out with the guys. i wait in bed, expectantly.... he comes home pretty wasted. but he thumbs it in like a hero

Qwerinty

by zen death robot

saboten posted:

lowtax has a crazy night out with the guys. i wait in bed, expectantly.... he comes home pretty wasted. but he thumbs it in like a hero

I have a vision of him using his thumb as a shoehorn, because he is so large

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
low tax is a gentle and accommodating lover

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
his sultry voice whispers in your ear "may i penetrate you?"

Izumi Konata

by Ralp

saboten posted:

im gonna ksis his balls

i will literally fight u to the death in a closed cage subforum arena for the right to d.r.'s affection (notgay)

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
i melt in the sound of his dulcet baritone as i nod my consent

tao of lmao

he's been gone for a long time now and i miss him

you can only watch his Let's Play of Lost Island so many times before it stops being "Let's Play" and starts being "He Plays"

Izumi Konata

by Ralp

CAT BRUSH posted:

i melt in the sound of his dulcet baritone as i nod my consent

omg, this is worse than supersexy trap pics of glam rock band drummer, "mana"



i love dear richard like my favorite uncle, not like something that makes me question my own values.

Ape Fist

Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.

saboten posted:

i dream of married life with lowtax. he comes home from a hard day of forums, im ready waiting for him with a fresh clean yukata. we retire to the bedroom and i nibble his jerky-like scrotum

Izumi Konata

by Ralp
holee shit5 i laughed out5 loud in real life and my neighbors must think someone lives in this condemned toolshed.

pig slut lisa

irl is good


it took me and lowtax a long time to hit our sexual stride. i was nervous to share some of my bedroom interests with him, while he originally struggled to focus on my pleasure as much as his. but ever since we started having an open honest dialogue about our sexual needs it has been fireworks every time. it is really amazing how grand life can be when you entrust your entire body to another man and his dragon dildo collection.

problematic hug

saboten posted:



he will be mine

nvm no cake

hello, it is me, lowtax. i heard somebody wanted to suck on my balls in here

Looke

saboten posted:



he will be mine

Savage For The Winjun


My forums administrator can't be this cute.

cruft

pig slut lisa posted:

it is really amazing how grand life can be when you entrust your entire body to another man and his dragon dildo collection.

i am he

dogcrash truther posted:

"am I hurting you? is this okay?" - lowtax, every ten seconds your loving him

Looke

Izumi Konata

by Ralp

he can do no wrong.

FluffieDuckie


:love:

pig slut lisa

irl is good



that's the o face i know and love :kimchi:

Qwerinty

by zen death robot
calmlowtax.jpg

Looke

veilo

Never posts
I don't pay taxes so I don't really see the attraction.

Pedantra

by Lowtax

vapoursquid

none other
he's certainly taxing on my lower extremities!

Kayle7

Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.
:wink:

Izumi Konata

by Ralp
im in love with lowtax

Pedantra

by Lowtax
he'd probably come up with some cute and funny prank like start doing the leonard j crabbs voice or the "i take off my robe and wizard hat" thing to ease the tension right before he puts his arm around your shoulder and you start making out... luv a guy that can make me laff :D

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Corn Glizzy



dick "no balls" cockyanka

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