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Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

I have beaten this game. There was a bad snowstorm in like 1999 and I spent about three days locked in my room, curled in a blanket, beating this game. I had gone through Wild Arms, so I was pretty excited for their second take on the genre. The only real negative aspect about this game is the over world moving speed. Everything else is pretty loving cool. World ending plot with secret puppet masters. A loving symbiote that gives your characters awesome special martial arts moves with the ability to catch other creatures. A tower level so awesome no other tower level can compare. It even has a Monk and a little girl who has the name Noa. That's not a god drat girls name you fucks but I'll allow it because you didn't give her giant tits. Thank you.

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Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

drat just because some mother fucker is jaded doesn't mean our jrpgs are bad. How can you poo poo on PS1 era rpgs? HOWWWW?!

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Kilroy posted:

If you were eleven when those games were released then it's totally fine if you think they're the best thing ever. Otherwise, I'm sorry to inform you, you have wrong opinions about games :(

I'm just not listening to you, you are the devil. Go not die in a fire, because you're immune, rear end in a top hat. :colbert:

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Kilroy posted:

It's not like I was happy to arrive at this enlightenment, but it's too late to go back.

And others, must share in my fate.

I'm glad Alundra doesn't fall under jrpg.

Kazvall
Mar 20, 2009

Kilroy posted:

Yep. Secret of Mana is another good one.

Menu-based combat with the tactical depth of a wet carrot, a story tailored for still-developing brains, and characterization that could only be dreamt up by an early-twenties Japanese virgin who got picked on too much in high school. Only JRPGs possess all these characteristics in abundance.

I will still defend the Wild Arms 1 remake, Alter Code: F. Though, it's on the PS2.

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