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Ragg
Apr 27, 2003

<The Honorable Badgers>
These days, if you say you're a gamer, you get arrested and thrown in jail.

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The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
good

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004


The loving human being strikes again.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Knuc U Kinte posted:

The loving human being strikes again.

That's your reflection Knucs, why you talking at a mirror?

inexpensive meal
Jan 29, 2012

toot toot
Do I still get to play sweet retro games in the bighouse?

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
I was actually hoping there was an article or something about gamers getting thrown in jail but nope, blue balled again

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
in the year 2016, disliking lazy indie games is a federal crime.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
If you don't understand how meaningful they are, you must be sent to a camp

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here
Can't you tell how this triangle symbolizes the feeling of being trapped in a society wherein you have no value!!!

apropos to nothing
Sep 5, 2003
if someone had told me years ago that if i became a games journalist that i would get to have sex with 1 girl then i would have done that instead of whatever im doing now

Abandon
Nov 23, 2006

Ragg posted:

These days, if you say you're a gamer, you get arrested and thrown in jail.

really just for saying youre a gamer you get arrested and thrown in jail?

But Rocks Hurt Head
Jun 30, 2003

by Hand Knit
Pillbug
molon labe, motherfuckers

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
melon lube, motherfuckers

Ragg
Apr 27, 2003

<The Honorable Badgers>

Abandon posted:

really just for saying youre a gamer you get arrested and thrown in jail?

Yes. If you say you're a gamer, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.

Rexicon1
Oct 9, 2007

A Shameful Path Led You Here

Ragg posted:

Yes. If you say you're a gamer, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.

There's no way you can just be thrown in jail for saying your a gamer

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

Ragg posted:

Yes. If you say you're a gamer, you'll be arrested and thrown in jail.

Is this true I need to know for a friend

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i heard on the internet that these days, if you say you're a gamer, you get arrested and thrown in jail.

farsel
Aug 4, 2007


Gamers in the (big) house.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


drat commie-nazi obummers comin to take my sness

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Everyone used to joke about a bleak future where Gamers are loaded into death camps to be injected with AIDS, but it's going to be a reality soon.

Liquid Penguins
Feb 18, 2006

by Cowcaster
Grimey Drawer
wasn't this true in china until very recently? if you sold them, at least

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

Ragg posted:

These days, if you say you're a gamer, you get arrested and thrown in jail.

lmfao

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
it's actually a plan by gamers for gamers to make the sickest lan parties ever seen

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
pleas use proper censoring when using the word g*mer i don't want to be triggered

Unexpected Raw Anime
Oct 9, 2012

Doctor Goat posted:

it's actually a plan by gamers for gamers to make the sickest lan parties ever seen

All those giant burlap sacks labelled "POTATOS" pouring into the prison complex are actually filled with 'ritos and dew

Mc Do Well
Aug 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MEciooIGOd0

DON'T TREAD ON ME

GAMER RIGHTS

Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
do i at least get some sort of games in g*mer jail

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008
Oh poo poo, see you guys later than.

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer

Fellis posted:

do i at least get some sort of games in g*mer jail

if they gotta provide religious facilities in prison they gotta provide games to gamers, right? pretty much the same thing.

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

FuriousGeorge posted:

if they gotta provide religious facilities in prison they gotta provide games to gamers, right? pretty much the same thing.

Gaming is my religion.

Seshoho Cian
Jul 26, 2010

I'm a gamer.

Falsum
May 10, 2013

Crazy for the Bros
Chronicles of Riddick - Assault on Dark Athena did not prepare me for this :ohdear:

FuriousGeorge
Jan 23, 2006

Ah, the simple joys of a monkey knife-fight.
Grimey Drawer

Seshoho Cian posted:

I'm a gamer.

Either we stand together, or we get shamed alone.

Sir John Feelgood
Nov 18, 2009

Used to be you could play all the genres and not have to worry about a SWAT team crashing through your window

But now

Gooth
Jul 9, 2012

Makes the world taste good!
We let ten years pass without a single x-files game, and now gaming is dead? Coincidence?

Discount Viscount
Jul 9, 2010

FIND THE FISH!
in the console wars, there are no winners

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

Sir John Feelgood posted:

Used to be you could play all the genres and not have to worry about a SWAT team crashing through your window

But now

Is Swatting that big of a deal or is it rare?

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up
I am a Gamer.

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Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine
I am a Gamer

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