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elf help book posted:I am a Gamer.
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Fargield posted:Oh poo poo, see you guys later than.
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Sep 6, 2014 21:57
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Gooth posted:We let ten years pass without a single x-files game, and now gaming is dead? Coincidence? 
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Sep 6, 2014 22:52
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First they came for the furries, and I didn't speak up because I wasn't a furry Then they came for the anime watchers, and I didn't speak up because anime is for faggots Then they came for the gamers, and there was nobody left to speak up for me
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Sep 7, 2014 00:34
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Gooth posted:We let ten years pass without a single x-files game, and now gaming is dead? Coincidence? that sounds like a good idea when you just say it but what would the game actually be
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Sep 7, 2014 02:56
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elf help book posted:I am a Gamer. Austrian mook posted:I am a Gamer go, to jail
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Sep 7, 2014 03:00
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Are board gamers exempt? I need games but I would like to not go to jail.
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Sep 7, 2014 03:14
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BoredDG posted:Are board gamers exempt? I need games but I would like to not go to jail. 
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Sep 7, 2014 03:19
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Falsum posted:Chronicles of Riddick - Assault on Dark Athena did not prepare me for this You musta been pretty bad then, I feel fully prepared having 100%'d Dark Athena.
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Sep 7, 2014 03:20
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They dont know what their getting into throwing gamers in jail. Games have honed our problem-solving abilities so finely that we will thrive in jail. You see, viewing "jail" as just another game, we will in no time at all learn the "rules," acquire the relevant "Tips & Tricks," and master "prison" with brains, Breaking Bad style. Oh yeah.... this is gonna be good. 
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Sep 7, 2014 03:45
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Sir John Feelgood posted:They dont know what their getting into throwing gamers in jail. Games have honed our problem-solving abilities so finely that we will thrive in jail. You see, viewing "jail" as just another game, we will in no time at all learn the rules, acquire the relevant Tips & Tricks, and master "prison" with brains, Breaking Bad style. Oh yeah.... this is gonna be good. all I'd know to do from being in jail in videogames is to collect every possible item and I don't think that'd help
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Sep 7, 2014 03:47
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Fellis posted:do i at least get some sort of games in g*mer jail You are given a PS4 which, in a bizarre and cruel twist, has no games.
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Sep 7, 2014 03:53
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They cannot keep my in jail for long, don't they realize who they are dealing with
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Sep 7, 2014 03:53
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Anime Device posted:They cannot keep my in jail for long, don't they realize who they are dealing with UNLEASH HIM 
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Sep 7, 2014 03:55
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i've never heard the word gamer used to mean black before
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Sep 7, 2014 03:58
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if you do mad push ups in gamer jail you can level up and get a shitload of stats so when you get out you're ready to take on the world. Or you can just sit around and wait for lucca to break you out
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Sep 7, 2014 04:19
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Every gamer is a SJW now, including me.
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Sep 7, 2014 04:40
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Speak for yourself, im gonna be a Social Justice Druid.
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Sep 7, 2014 04:51
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SJW, gamer.
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Sep 7, 2014 04:56
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Sep 7, 2014 05:17
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I'm sick of these "jokes" about gamers. Gamers deserve respect, and I'm serious, and I'm proud.
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Sep 7, 2014 08:59
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inexpensive meal posted:Do I still get to play sweet retro games in the bighouse? only if they don't come from ea acti or ubisoft
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Sep 7, 2014 10:33
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FuriousGeorge posted:Either we stand together, or we get fat shamed alone.
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Sep 7, 2014 10:33
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First they came for the lolfags, and I did not speak out--because I was not a lolfag. Then they came for the codbros, and I did not speak out--because I was not a codbro. Then they came for the casuals, and I did not speak out--because I was not a casual. Then they came for me--and there was no one left to speak for me.
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Sep 7, 2014 10:45
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Buck Turgidson.
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Sep 7, 2014 10:55
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Welp then I'm going to say I'm an e-gladiator.
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Sep 7, 2014 11:48
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Why are the cops stopping me, is it cause I'm young and I read cracked and my life bar's too low? Do I look like a mind reader sir, I dunno.
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Sep 7, 2014 12:14
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Ragg posted:These days, if you say you're a gamer, you get arrested and thrown in jail. Good
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Sep 7, 2014 12:17
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I was thinking about this thread all day and at work.
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Sep 7, 2014 12:39
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I game in the resistance.
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Sep 7, 2014 13:00
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When the lookout (mid 40s business woman in a fashionable business costume) whistles the signal, we scatter from the abandoned warehouse we game at to escape the cops.
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Sep 7, 2014 13:04
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A lone man in a fedora approaches an unmarked door in a dingy back alley. He looks around to make sure the heat didn't tail him, and then surreptitiously enters a sequence into the keypad next to the door: ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA . It slides open and he is among friends.
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Sep 7, 2014 13:45
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Meow Tse-tung posted:A lone man in a fedora approaches an unmarked door in a dingy back alley. He looks around to make sure the heat didn't tail him, and then surreptitiously enters a sequence into the keypad next to the door: ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA . It slides open and he is among friends.
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Sep 7, 2014 13:47
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in jail, where you are put if you say you are a gamer, they have a room with your worst fear. they took me to the room and placed a virtual boy over my head. just the thought of the nauseating red screen made me scream, and before they could flick on the power button i betrayed my final loyalty to all gamers: "do it to pewdiepie! do it to pewdiepie, not me!"
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Sep 7, 2014 14:15
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FuriousGeorge posted:UNLEASH HIM 
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Sep 7, 2014 15:17
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Meow Tse-tung posted:A lone man in a fedora approaches an unmarked door in a dingy back alley. He looks around to make sure the heat didn't tail him, and then surreptitiously enters a sequence into the keypad next to the door: ↑↑↓↓←→←→BA . It slides open and he is among friends. Nice reference.
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Instead of prohibiting gaymes the government should regulate and monetize it. You could be a gaymer if you bought a gayming license for example. Call it a gay tax.
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Sep 7, 2014 18:46
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The Taint Reaper posted:That's your reflection Knucs, why you talking at a mirror? This!!!
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i can't believe it i've just seen the OP in costa coffee, he looked fat and depressed
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