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Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

I am watching a stream and it would appear that my thoughts based on the alpha are confirmed

the bosses are just bullet sponges and endurance fights. that doesn't seem like it is actually fun

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Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Sir John Feelgood posted:

What do you do after you beat the game?

I'm guessing the raids, which if they're anything like normal bosses consist of shooting a bullet sponge boss that can one shot you for far longer than is entertaining

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002


I like how when user reviews slam poo poo like da2 and cod they're upheld as the single bastion of truth, but when it's this particular over hyped thing it's a travesty

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

zen death robot posted:

To be fair, user reviews are almost as bad as professional ones.

To be accurate, people only say that poo poo when they disagree with the user reviews. You don't see goon rage over the negative user reviews for poo poo like CoD and DA2 and Madden games.

I honestly feel bad for some of the people that write user reviews because if you look at some of the ones in metacritic people break down poo poo and do real analysis and yeah, nobody's gonna read that.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

tranime scholar posted:

is there even a single game on metacritic that doesn't have people frothing at the mouth in user reviews

No. There is not.

User reviews are 0 or 10 with virtually nothing in-between, except tryhard reviews that nobody will ever read, and those 0s and 10s are all people frothing at the mouth one way or the other.

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

zen death robot posted:

I think metacritic user reviews are pretty bad no matter what, really. Most of the votes are really extreme on any given game, because no one puts thought into that poo poo.

Some people do!

Example:


some dude's pvz review posted:

This is a fun and addictive game and I’d love to give it a 10. It’s close to that very high rating but a few issues hold it back. I’ll outline the good first and end with its flaws, most of which are correctable and hopefully addressed in the near future.

The game has a style and charm that are immediately recognizable and enjoyable. The various buildings and characters all look like 3D realizations of the plants vs. zombies 2D games and the weapon effects are highly appropriate; the zombie foot soldier’s stink bombs leave lingering purple clouds, the chomper looks like the dangerous predator it is while still maintaining the comical look of the game universe, and such things as fake noses, snack tray hats, concrete glasses, and a host of other customization options all aptly display the game’s whimsical nature even while shooting the opposing team with gusto.

The sounds are also well done and add even more magic to the atmosphere of the battles. These range from the various zombies cries of ‘brains’, the sunflower’s happy chirping vocalizations, the way the zombie engineer’s devices all sound like someone making machine sounds with their mouths, the pseudo-speech of both Dr. Zomboss and Crazy Dave as they declare various in-game events, and the zombies ‘rar rar raring’ the chorus for Beethoven’s ‘Ode to Joy’ when they win a round of Gnome Bomb.
Game modes and maps are a bit limited but still enjoyable.

The maps are really well done and so far I like them all. The game features one co-op mode; Garden Ops, the rest are all team vs. team and include; Team Vanquish (death match), Gardens & Graveyards (plants defend, zombies attack), and Gnome Bomb (hot potato to blow up 3 enemy gardens/graveyards without losing yours). The Vanquish Confirmed game mode is not on PC at the time of this writing. Gardens & Graveyards is my favorite and it seems to be many other players’ as well. It allows both teams to use the stickers they get from the shop to summon reinforcements and the attack/defend mechanic works very well in this game making these modes great fun as either side.

Star challenges are how you level up your classes and are in-game tasks to unlock a star, once you unlock enough of these that class will level up. At first this is how you unlock your additional special ability slots but later you get class specific sticker packs you can open via the Sticker Stop.

The sticker shop is quite fun and despite some rumors it does not require you to spend real money, although that option does exist. You get PvZ coins for playing the game and then spend them at the shop to open various packs of stickers as well as the aforementioned automatic class stickers. The better you perform in game, both on a personal level but also by helping your team, I want to stress how much the game encourages teamwork here, the more coins you get and the higher your placement in the scoreboard at the end of a round. Packs currently cost from 1,000to 40,000 coins depending on what you wish to buy.

The stickers open up class variants, customizations, weapon upgrades, and reinforcements you can use in Garden Ops mode (plants only) and Gardens & Graveyards (both plants and zombies). You also get revivals and re-tries for Garden Ops mode and star challenge cards, these last cards will let you bypass challenges by using the stars to complete them immediately.

With all that good comes the bad. The DRM has been brought up other reviewers and it requires Origin to buy and play since the game is always online. Also the lack of maps and map modes may be limiting its longevity but this is easily fixed in patches and they’ve already added maps and mods since its initial console launch. The game auto-connects to servers when we should have a server list that lets us pick as well as tagging servers as favorites or blacklisted. Team balance is overall good but you can get stuck on a team for round after round and if it’s bad, your only recourse is to get lucky as people join/leave or you leave the server. But if you do leave a bad server team, and join the same game mode again, it will often just put you right back where you were since you can’t pick servers.

The worst thing right now however is the microphone issue. I cannot stress enough how annoying this can be. The game has no way to set it and it defaults to auto-voice detect with no option to mute yourself or set push-to-talk like we really need. You will often join a server and be bombarded with coughing, static, background noise, etc. until you can tab out to the scoreboard and toggle mute all. This is a serious irritation and must be addressed ASAP.

In conclusion this is a fun and addictive experience with a lot of charm and is a blast to play, but with a few flaws that need to be corrected, especially that microphone problem. I’m an older gamer (44) and I love this game and look forward to fixes and more content!

Mr.Unique-Name fucked around with this message at 03:09 on Sep 10, 2014

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

BrettRobb posted:

Is anyone in here my friend? Lets play. I'm BrettRobb on ps4

I will try to remember to add you after work tomorrow

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

BrettRobb posted:

Maybe I'm just burnt out or stupid but I kinda like this game. It's diff than the poo poo I normally play.

It's interesting. You have to approach it like you would an mmo rather than a shooter I think

Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

I got a hat that resets my melee cd when I hit something with a grenade but that seems useless and it should be the opposite

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Mr.Unique-Name
Jul 5, 2002

Macksy posted:

Well then excuse me while I run every red light on my way to my local Electronics Boutique/Gamestop to buy this gem for my home video game console of choice!

Unfortunately it isn't on the Wii U, which should be your home video game console of choice.

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