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red plastic cup
Apr 25, 2012

Reach WITH IN To your LOCAL cup and you may find A Friend And Boy...


Hmm, seems like a calm night so far...

Wait..what the-



:stare:



:eek:

:whitewater:



:f5h::stonk:
close door close door close door



AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
:gibs:
:ghost:

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talk about this gay rear end game nerds

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Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

no thanks

Looke
Aug 2, 2013

Lol

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1-r1E-iF2EA

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

good lp op

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
this game is a terrible piece of poo poo and has no right to be as startling as it is

Poniard
Apr 3, 2011



Doctor Goat posted:

this game is a terrible piece of poo poo and has no right to be as startling as it is

its really loving loud

Awesome!
Oct 17, 2008

Ready for adventure!


Fellis
Feb 14, 2012

Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.
O__O

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete

Mom with a blog
Jul 15, 2009

Comedy is basically self-deprecation.

:eyepop:

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012


I already did, you're too slow

Tekopo
Oct 24, 2008

When you see it, you'll shit yourself.


now you guys know what bechamel sauce actually is

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Game is a whole lot less scary once you realize it's a videogame and they can't come through the screen to get you.


Also that managing the power is only needed at the specific points and this is really a glorified point and click game.

NihilVerumNisiMors
Aug 16, 2012
At least it's not the "Sidescrolling Pixel Art" kind of indie.

Pirate Jet
May 2, 2010

:nws: http://vimeo.com/65636002 :nws:

qnqnx
Nov 14, 2010

Ah yes, the supposedly horror game, but with furries

Blister
Sep 8, 2000

Hair Elf

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
The true ending to this game is that you get fired.

Time Serpent
Dec 22, 2012

Grimey Drawer
poo poo... fozzie gone bananas!! hype realistic blood all over the screen, static drat spooky .. think my steam is haunted

Pikachu
Feb 6, 2010

DANGER DANGER
HIGH VOLTAGE
Games only scary if you're a bitch

Jump scares aren't scary

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
freddy fazbear's pizza sex palace

Kobold eBooks
Mar 5, 2007

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.

Jimbo Jaggins
Jul 19, 2013
It's trash, OP

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

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i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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jump scare, the videogame! *blasts air horn directly in your ear at 2AM in the morning during deepest cycle of REM sleep* GOD WHAT A LITTLE SCAREDY BITCH YOU ART

Macksy
Oct 20, 2008
My scoops have been spooked!

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

jump scares startle me and make me very angry no matter how lovely and non-scary the source of it is

jump scares suck

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
i flinch at jump scares even if i know they're coming because i got anxiety

Slur
Mar 6, 2013

It's the Final Countdown.
I dunno...I consider jump scares to be one half the game, while the other half being strategic planning, a manipulative AI which takes advantage of your current patterns, and in turn that aims to create tension leading up to that scare.

It kind of does its job well, if you ask me. Then again, I don't own the game, nor am I a big fan of the horror genre in general.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

still not as scary as going to an actual chuck e cheese

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

i get scared of scary video games, true video game confession.

Mr. Pumroy
May 20, 2001

like i can't play through dead space, and it's probably the most boring, senseless horror game there is. intellectually i know this, but when i am playing and i hear the one note sting and know that something is behind my horrormans, i still feel scared.

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

Mr. Pumroy posted:

like i can't play through dead space, and it's probably the most boring, senseless horror game there is. intellectually i know this, but when i am playing and i hear the one note sting and know that something is behind my horrormans, i still feel scared.

thats weird, i dislike horror games immensely because i am a tremendous baby but dead space is fine for me because it's really just space re4. it's like the opposite of scary to me.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

Silver Striker posted:

thats weird, i dislike horror games immensely because i am a tremendous baby but dead space is fine for me because it's really just space re4. it's like the opposite of scary to me.

dead space enemies go from "oh poo poo what is that" -> "ok i know how to kill it" -> "gently caress you scrub enemy" in a fast manner that I enjoy, and the games go the same way where by 3 you're just kicking the poo poo out of everything and trying not to get overwhelmed

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead
Just file a lawsuit after the first day, citing workplace hazards.
Spend your free time sealing the doors and not be an unarmed pussy.

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Scalding Coffee posted:

Just file a lawsuit after the first day, citing workplace hazards.
Spend your free time sealing the doors and not be an unarmed pussy.

why give up a job that probably gives you a discount on haunted pizza

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

Scalding Coffee posted:

Just file a lawsuit after the first day, citing workplace hazards.
Spend your free time sealing the doors and not be an unarmed pussy.

i think freddy can dig through the doors

matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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dead space is resident evil 4 but actually fun

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

Putty posted:

why give up a job that probably gives you a discount on haunted pizza
And probably the worst blow job, after seeing the video past 9 minutes.

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matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
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and at the bookstore
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five nights at whoops i'm now the headliner of a $1.99 indie bundle

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