i've spent a week trying to think of a pun and i post real bad - contest thread

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Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Welcome to the September Dorkroom photo contest!

Last month the theme was Legs, and was won by InternetJunky!:

InternetJunky posted:

This seems appropriate

For the new month the theme is :minnie:

Silhouette :cabot:

Be creative!

Rules:

This thread is for posting pics & voting.
One submission/poster. Note that you can change your submission as many times as you want, so long as you only have one entry when the voting begins!
Single photos only - no video, triptychs, or multi-photo entries. Blending exposures into a single image (such as focus stacking, or HDR), is ok though.
Photos must be taken during the period of the contest. No pulling out old favorites! In case this isn't clear, the contest started after I posed this thread, and it runs until the dates listed below!
Contest will be open until gently caress you 29th after which voting will begin.
Voting will continue until snype bitches 30th (or when I get banned, I guess).
Also, I guess no images? If someone has a kick rear end NSFW idea, i dunno? take it up with SoundMonkey i guess? I don't wanna get in the way of good
ideas and all, but rules are rules.
When voting, please deploy the spoiler tag. Like this. I will announce when voting begins!
SoundMonkey will offer a prize of some kind valued at around $20 to the winner. Especially if you live in loving Antarctica or something. PM or e-mail SoundMonkey to claim the prize.

I or SoundMonkey reserve the right to change the rules in case I missed something really obvious that probably won't affect anyone.

Winner picks the next theme, probably!

Dr. Despair fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Sep 13, 2014

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Whitezombi: Apr 26, 2006; With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

Is a "Silhouette" of your dilz considered art?

# ? Sep 8, 2014 15:29

Medieval Medic: Sep 8, 2011

Whitezombi posted:

Is a "Silhouette" of your dilz considered art?

What else would it be, if not?

# ? Sep 8, 2014 16:26

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

Medieval Medic posted:

What else would it be, if not?

for some, extreme macro photography.

# ? Sep 8, 2014 17:20

Whitezombi: Apr 26, 2006; With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

mod challenge

# ? Sep 8, 2014 17:25

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

Whitezombi posted:

Is a "Silhouette" of your dilz considered art?

I hope so otherwise I'm going to the jail.

# ? Sep 11, 2014 01:06

huhu: Feb 24, 2006

Panama 061 by esa_foto, on Flickr

I'll bite.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 03:11

Dread Head: Aug 1, 2005; 0-#01

Is a time machine required to enter this month?

Mr. Despair posted:

Contest will be open until August 29th after which voting will begin.
Voting will continue until August 30th (or when I get banned, I guess).

# ? Sep 12, 2014 03:28

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Dread Head posted:

Is a time machine required to enter this month?

You get what you pay for!

# ? Sep 12, 2014 16:34

erephus: May 24, 2012; \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/
\o/ \o/ \o/ \o/ \o/

Mr. Despair posted:

You get what you pay for!

and what we got was you.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 17:48

Whitezombi: Apr 26, 2006; With these Zombie Eyes he rendered her powerless - With this Zombie Grip he made her perform his every desire!

I paid

and all i got was dilz silhouettes.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 18:12

SoundMonkey: Apr 22, 2006; I just push buttons.

Dread Head posted:

Is a time machine required to enter this month?

oh look at mister fancy over here reading the op like an idiot clown

# ? Sep 12, 2014 22:28

gbut: Mar 28, 2008; 😤I put the UN🇺🇳 in 🎊FUN🎉

It gives us a full year to tweak the image.

# ? Sep 12, 2014 23:49

VendaGoat: Nov 1, 2005

SoundMonkey posted:

oh look at mister fancy over here reading the op like an idiot clown

We like you better when you drink more.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 04:36

Dread Head: Aug 1, 2005; 0-#01

SoundMonkey posted:

oh look at mister fancy over here reading the op like an idiot clown

I learned my lesson, wont happen again sir.

# ? Sep 13, 2014 07:22

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

P9130487 by MrDespair, on Flickr

# ? Sep 14, 2014 04:28

Moon Potato: May 12, 2003

elk-fog by Redwood Planet, on Flickr

# ? Sep 14, 2014 09:25

Musket: Mar 19, 2008

Sauvies Island, Portland by Ashade76, on Flickr

# ? Sep 16, 2014 17:24

Sharizard: Jun 15, 2009

_9139298 by Kiwithing, on Flickr

# ? Sep 17, 2014 08:52

Unexpected: Jan 5, 2010; You're gonna need
a bigger boat.

By SimplyPeter.com, on Flickr.
http://www.simplypeter.com

# ? Sep 19, 2014 02:12

Fart Amplifier: Apr 12, 2003

edit: changed my mind

Fart Amplifier fucked around with this message at 05:00 on Sep 20, 2014

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:02

ExecuDork: Feb 25, 2007; We might be fucked, sir.; Fallen Rib

Geese on the Sunset by Execudork, on Flickr

# ? Sep 19, 2014 04:23

Geektox: Aug 1, 2012; Good people don't rip other people's arms off.

out of control by Geektox, on Flickr

# ? Sep 19, 2014 07:16

SoundMonkey: Apr 22, 2006; I just push buttons.

Geektox posted:

out of control by Geektox, on Flickr

holy poo poo

# ? Sep 19, 2014 08:24

Geektox: Aug 1, 2012; Good people don't rip other people's arms off.

SoundMonkey posted:

holy poo poo

On this forum this could either mean the photo was p good or I'm about to receive a severe verbal beatdown by the :snoop:

Taste Maker Force Hyper Squad Go :snoop:

with a heavy lean towards the latter :ohdear:

Geektox fucked around with this message at 09:35 on Sep 19, 2014

# ? Sep 19, 2014 08:59

crap nerd: May 24, 2008

# ? Sep 19, 2014 13:02

Haggins: Jul 1, 2004

Kayaking the Sound by Ryan-Tamm, on Flickr

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:46

Dr. Despair: Nov 4, 2009; 39 perfect posts with each roll.

Geektox posted:

On this forum this could either mean the photo was p good or I'm about to receive a severe verbal beatdown by the Taste Maker Force Hyper Squad Go with a heavy lean towards the latter

Nah its good poo poo.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:07

Musket: Mar 19, 2008

Geektox posted:

out of control by Geektox, on Flickr

this isnt a crit thread. you have been spared.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 17:48

VomitOnLino: Jun 13, 2005; Sometimes I get lost.

Edit: Replaced image with one I like better, hope that's OK. Gonna keep the old image as a link, just in case. Old image.

VomitOnLino fucked around with this message at 01:25 on Sep 26, 2014

# ? Sep 20, 2014 01:03

mr. mephistopheles: Dec 2, 2009

# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:36

404notfound: Mar 5, 2006; stop staring at me

Shilla Stay by khyrre, on Flickr

# ? Sep 21, 2014 00:36

WIFEY WATCHDOG: Jun 25, 2012; Yeah, well I don't trust this guy. I think he regifted, he degifted, and now he's using an upstairs invite as a springboard to a Super Bowl sex romp.

Turkey Man by Dom.Pappa, on Flickr

WIFEY WATCHDOG fucked around with this message at 16:46 on Sep 23, 2014

# ? Sep 21, 2014 01:48

Primo Itch: Nov 4, 2006; I confessed a horrible secret for this account!

Clouds over Ferris Wheel by Hernando Rosa, on Flickr

# ? Sep 21, 2014 17:33

Qtotonibudinibudet: Nov 7, 2011; Omich poluyobok, skazhi ty narkoman? ya prosto tozhe gde to tam zhivu, mogli by vmeste uyobyvat' narkotiki

The Apache Relay @ Festival Palomino by fivre, on Flickr

# ? Sep 22, 2014 07:41

Quantum of Phallus: Dec 27, 2010

Have to hand it to the people here, lots of great entries this month.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 17:04

iammeandsoareyou: Oct 27, 2007; Nothing to see here

Castillo de San Marcos by noonebutme2010, on Flickr

# ? Sep 24, 2014 22:42

TheMirage: Nov 6, 2002

Glossy Ibis Flight by justincook5376, on Flickr

# ? Sep 24, 2014 23:54

8th-snype: Aug 28, 2005; My office is in the front room of a run-down 12 megapixel sensor but the rent suits me and the landlord doesn't ask many questions.

Dorkroom Short Fiction Champion 2012; Young Orc

untitled by 8th-samurai, on Flickr

# ? Sep 25, 2014 10:54

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JesusDoesVegas: Jul 8, 2005; The Funk Ambassador; Lipstick Apathy

Quantum of Phallus posted:

Have to hand it to the people here, lots of great entries this month.

Agreed. A lot of these are great.

# ? Sep 27, 2014 06:35

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