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OctaviusBeaver
Apr 30, 2009

Say what now?

quote:

ISIL is not Islamic

What that gently caress?

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Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
Obama tries to remind people not all Muslims are terrorists


Loses 5 points in opinion polls

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

OctaviusBeaver posted:

What that gently caress?

It's not holy, it's not Roman, and it's not an empire.

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich

J33uk posted:

Levant is French and you know how elitist he is

Not elitist, official US policy to use the city's terms over French.

Gargield
Aug 15, 2006

:shepface:God I fucking love Diablo 3 gold, it even paid for this shitty title:shepface:

Tommah posted:

Why does he say ISIL while everyone else says ISIS?

wants to avoid confusion with the Archer fanbase

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Freep posted:

Jug Ears has demon looking eyes...they are blood shot. My sound is off and he looks possessed.

Freep posted:

His eyes are very glassy. ISIL is not Muslim..Too many drugs.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

At a bar and can't hear his speech but gently caress that suit. I wanted tan again.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Obama admits to meeting with terrorists!

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:

Luigi Thirty posted:

It's not holy, it's not Roman, and it's not an empire.

:golfclap:

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



:siren: COALITION :siren:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Gulf War III: This time, it's personal

OctaviusBeaver
Apr 30, 2009

Say what now?

Luigi Thirty posted:

It's not holy, it's not Roman, and it's not an empire.

And no true Scotsman puts sugar on his oatmeal.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
What's a freep thread I can follow? I've never been ther ebfore

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.



Somebody call Poland!

Amused to Death
Aug 10, 2009

google "The Night Witches", and prepare for :stare:
We're sending troops to Iraq :toot:

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Freep posted:

Using ISIL is code to let the muzzies know he also hates Israel.

Freep posted:

did he say ISIL is a Groin Threat???

Hes very nervous, using the center teleprompter...
speaking with lots of sibilance sounds, tripping over some words..

NOT GOOD

Freep posted:

What is with the tassels over the flags?

Tommah
Mar 29, 2003

No safe haven (unless you are a congresscreature).

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



:siren: AIRSTRIKES :siren:
:siren: HUNTING DOWN TERRORISTS WHEREVER THEY ARE (striking Syria) :siren:
:siren: MORE ADVISORS :siren:

Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Oh boy, 475 soldiers.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010




poo poo, I can't see if the flag has a gold fringe or not.

Trabisnikof
Dec 24, 2005

Nckdictator posted:

Oh boy, 475 soldiers.

Why won't Obama do more without doing anything!!!

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

We should recognize ISIL so we can declare war on them.

Mandrel
Sep 24, 2006

475 soldiers seems small even for the purposes of a non-combat support unit.

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Luigi Thirty posted:

Freep posted:

What is with the tassels over the flags?

The eagle is so ashamed of Obama he's trying to hide :911:

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Obama does much better in these broadcast speeches and should probably do more of them.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Freep posted:

I cant help it...when he emphatically says we will destroy ISIL, I hear him saying he is going to get rid of Isreal!
I dont trust this bastard or the moose he rode in on!
ed: this isn't what you think it is

Freep posted:

My take here is>>> (WITH SOUND OFF!!)

He is well rested from his August vacations. He is going to turn up the lying full force. Lying is a game to him and he feels energized to do a much better job of it. Being that the summer is over and Washington DC is back to work (ostensibly)

Obama is also Sanpaku tonite. His eyes are rolling upward to his forehead. A sure sign of dementedness and lies

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
Oh some sort of Sunni awakening

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

Lets revive Hostis humani generis Obama. :getin:

My Imaginary GF
Jul 17, 2005

by R. Guyovich
Obama's ME policy: Contain Russian interests. Kill all who oppose us in advancing that agenda. Eradicate with full force of Eastern European combat troops.

Luigi Thirty
Apr 30, 2006

Emergency confection port.

Lawman 0 posted:

Lets revive Hostis humani generis Obama. :getin:

Well, if he's in front of a gold-fringed flag, he probably could.

lamentable dustman
Apr 13, 2007

🏆🏆🏆

Worse thing about free man bullshit is that I can't look at a us flag without checking if it has gold fringe anymore.

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Wait, did we ever officially admit we were bombing Yemen?

Cockblocktopus
Apr 18, 2009

Since the beginning of time, man has yearned to destroy the sun.


Joementum posted:

Obama does much better in these broadcast speeches and should probably do more of them.

With a Republican Senate around the corner, I get the feeling we're in for a lot more of these.

Zohar
Jul 14, 2013

Good kitty
successfully in Yemen and Somalia lol

Sir Bobert Fishbone
Jan 16, 2006

Beebort
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Sir Bobert Fishbone fucked around with this message at 02:30 on Sep 11, 2014

J33uk
Oct 24, 2005
Okay this pep talk is loving bizarre

Manta
Jul 22, 2007

"partners" = mercenaries?

Pegged Lamb
Nov 5, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 years!
HES GOING OFF TOPIC!!!

Shear Modulus
Jun 9, 2010



Oh boy our businesses are doing great!

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Nckdictator
Sep 8, 2006
Just..someone
Woo

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