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gently caress yeah an atma cyoa >release bodily fluids on guard and tell him "im gay"
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> negotiate with the blob and tell it we will sacrifice all the ugly women in Toronto if it leaves and attacks Japan instead, tell it you will turn its exploits into a feature length film.
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Eggn0g posted:Seduce the guard  Fandyien posted:>convert 
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> As that is the case, ask for a gently caress ton of bacon.
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>Now pledge allegiance to Melek Taus the Peacock Angel
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this is really easy you guys > wait for evening prayer, then beat the guard to death with the pisspot while he's on his knees facing mecca
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>Be the guard. (As Guard)>Help the prisoner escape. Be smug about your non-linear problem solving skills.
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> strangle guard with handcuffs(?), take his rifle and clothing and pretend that you were the guard the whole time edit > first distract him by crying and begging so pathetically that he's embarrassed to look at you Doctor J Off fucked around with this message at 19:38 on Sep 11, 2014 |
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> debate islamic theology with the guard
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ThePutty posted:> debate islamic theology with the guard
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According to the cheevos, we are a Muslim, no matter what the guard's opinion. What powers do Muslims get?
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:According to the cheevos, we are a Muslim, no matter what the guard's opinion. What powers do Muslims get? 72 Virgins upon death.
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> prove the existence of the one true jewish god by summoning his wrath upon the ISIS encampment
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ThePutty posted:> debate islamic theology with the guard, call him a dirty kuffar as well
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> poop in your pants
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> masturbate
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ThePutty posted:> debate islamic theology with the guard
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ThePutty posted:> debate islamic theology with the guard
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claim that the guard is not a true muslim as he has only ever said "God" and not "Allah"
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> Ask the guard for a turban since you're now a muslim and all muslims are turbans
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This whole IS affair probably will make for some really good video games a few years from now
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After you lose debating with the guard because you know nothing about islam, try to relate to him with your knowledge of anime.
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big duck equals goose posted:After you lose debating with the guard because you know nothing about islam, try to relate to him with your knowledge of anime.
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>resign oneself to daily torture, banter with the friendly Brit guard >make fun of the French
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big duck equals goose posted:After you lose debating with the guard because you know nothing about islam, try to relate to him with your knowledge of anime.
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haha cuck the.. wait no UHHHH, ok, when they give you food store it somewher ein sunlight until it can go bad and you get food poisoning. then eat it. begin making GBS threads EVERYWHERE as the guard panics jump on his back and strangle the gently caress out of him while making a whispered shout of "BALALALALALALLALALA" in his ear
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ThePutty posted:> debate islamic theology with the guard 
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ask him to take a selfie with you before you die
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Renounce Allah and become a pastafarian
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> Try to take off clothes because they're dirty and hot
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Drunk & Ugly posted:haha cuck the.. wait no debate will do nothing do what i say poo poo yourself like a goon and kill this gently caress
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Sep 11, 2014 19:54
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bend over and suck your own dick
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CharlestonJew posted:ask him to take a selfie with you before you die
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criticize his weaponry in minute detail
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>Solar Beam
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Islamic Suckas
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quote:splashing you with filthy water Tell him you hadn't realised he was into watersports, but he should stop as that poo poo is haram
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> introduce IS to space jam > convince the caliphate to allow you to coach an intergalactic basketball team (special move: explosive dunks)
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Neurolimal posted:> introduce IS to space jam
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> Lick the filthy piss water off fingers seductively
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