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Continue to debate theology. Lets make this the most boring cyoa of them all!
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Groetgaffel posted:> masturbate
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Sep 11, 2014 19:58
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Draw Muhammad on the floor so the guard has to leave the room to avoid seeing it.
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Sep 11, 2014 20:01
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Dusty Baker 2 posted:Draw Muhammad on the floor so the guard has to leave the room to avoid seeing it.
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>Be the AK-47. Go off unexpectedly.Dusty Baker 2 posted:Draw Muhammad on the floor so the guard has to leave the room to avoid seeing it.
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Sep 11, 2014 20:01
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Dusty Baker 2 posted:Draw Muhammad on the floor so the guard has to leave the room to avoid seeing it. this but also muhammad is passing a b-ball to Blanko of the Monstars (featured in beloved family movie Space Jam on blu-ray now)
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Sep 11, 2014 20:03
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Dusty Baker 2 posted:Draw Muhammad on the floor so the guard has to leave the room to avoid seeing it.
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Sep 11, 2014 20:08
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> fly an airplane into one or more buildings, then sit back and wait for IS to collapse fighting among themselves in a series of expensive overreactions
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Sep 11, 2014 20:08
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> poo poo pants
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Sep 11, 2014 20:11
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Fishy Joe posted:> Lick the filthy piss water off fingers seductively
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Sep 11, 2014 20:14
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draw muhammad ali on the floor so the guard is mezmerised and gets into a conversation about his name and if its haram edit: then knock him out like ali would, forgot that Drunk & Ugly fucked around with this message at 20:20 on Sep 11, 2014 |
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Sep 11, 2014 20:15
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Dusty Baker 2 posted:Draw Muhammad on the floor so the guard has to leave the room to avoid seeing it.
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Sep 11, 2014 20:24
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Dusty Baker 2 posted:Draw Muhammad on the floor so the guard has to leave the room to avoid seeing it. 
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Sep 11, 2014 20:32
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Meditate to gain a muslim level.
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Sep 11, 2014 20:33
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OK, fine, NOW shout "MUHAMMAD ALI PUNCH!" and strike him i bolded the ali so he hears it and its cool and then yell something cool about america. ok thats it
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Sep 11, 2014 20:34
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>grab gun stick in anus
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Sep 11, 2014 20:34
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> get up and do the bartman
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Sep 11, 2014 20:34
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>Whang the guard with the piss pot. >Take his AK-47
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Sep 11, 2014 20:36
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somebody quote my thing please i want to do one please
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Sep 11, 2014 20:40
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Groetgaffel posted:> masturbate
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Sep 11, 2014 20:40
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Drunk & Ugly posted:somebody quote my thing please i want to do one Sure thing, friend.
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Sep 11, 2014 20:42
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Drunk & Ugly posted:somebody quote my thing please i want to do one
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Sep 11, 2014 20:44
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Drunk & Ugly posted:somebody quote my thing please i want to do one
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Sep 11, 2014 20:46
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Paint Mohammed in poo poo on your chest so you can walk around the camp freely without molestation.
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Sep 11, 2014 20:47
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big duck equals goose posted:Paint Mohammed in poo poo on your chest so you can walk around the camp freely without molestation. This and >Wear the piss pot as a helmet for protection
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Sep 11, 2014 20:48
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>begin vomiting at the guard until he leaves
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>Begin to speak Hebrew in order to further scare the guard while you sneak out by crawling under the tent.
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>go up behind guard and choke him to death with your bound hands.
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Doctor J Off posted:> get up and do the bartman
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Sep 11, 2014 20:52
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>Masturbate to the image of Muhammad
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>Twerk towards the Muhammad.
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big duck equals goose posted:Paint Mohammed in poo poo on your chest so you can walk around the camp freely without molestation. hell yes atma threads
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Sep 11, 2014 20:57
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>Make beard out of poo poo in chamber pot and declare yourself Muhammad. Command your captor to release you.
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Sep 11, 2014 20:57
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Business Gorillas posted:>Make beard out of poo poo in chamber pot and declare yourself Muhammad. Command your captor to release you.
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Sep 11, 2014 20:59
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Doctor J Off posted:> get up and do the bartman
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Then > declare yourself the emperor of mankind and Isis your loyal space marines
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Sep 11, 2014 21:02
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>Attempt to pick your handcuffs using your years of experience as an escape artist
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Sep 11, 2014 21:10
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Slam into the guard, throwing him onto his back and out of the tent, and use his gun to mow down any enemies nearby whilst shouting "can't flim-flam the zim-zam" for extra strength.
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Attempt to find the keys in your butt using your years of experience putting things up your butt to save for later
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