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Spatula City
Oct 21, 2010

LET ME EXPLAIN TO YOU WHY YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT EVERYTHING
Welcome to the Grand illusion
Come on in and see what's happening
Pay the price, get your tickets for the show
The stage is set, the band starts playing
Suddenly your heart is pounding
Wishing secretly you were a star.

But don't be fooled by the radio
The TV or the magazines
They show you photographs of how your life should be
But they're just someone else's fantasy
So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because you never win the game
Just remember that it's a Grand illusion
And deep inside we're all the same.
We're all the same...

So if you think your life is complete confusion
Because your neighbors got it made
Just remember that it's a Grand illusion
And deep inside we're all the same.
We're all the same...

America spells competition, join us in our blind ambition
Get yourself a brand new motor car
Someday soon we'll stop to ponder what on Earth's this spell we're under
We made the grade and still we wonder who the hell we are


Makes you think.

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Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!

conceitedguy posted:

Really bad and buggy games? Looks like an assassin's creed game is right up their alley. Lol!

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

conceitedguy posted:

Really bad and buggy games? Looks like an assassin's creed game is right up their alley. Lol!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXS1qmGrw_8

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Hey gently caress you assholes. I worked on that game. It might be a buggy mess but we tried hard

Endorph
Jul 22, 2009

Gimbal lock posted:

Hey gently caress you assholes. I worked on that game. It might be a buggy mess but we tried hard
what did you work on

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Gimbal lock posted:

Hey gently caress you assholes. I worked on that game. It might be a buggy mess but we tried hard

I can respect this

What'd you work on and what was the process like for you?

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
AC;
The process was utter insanity and shrinking the feature list down to literally 15% of the original size, stamped with a big red text saying "to do for AC2". And then AC2 was pretty okay

Shifty gimbal fucked around with this message at 23:17 on Sep 15, 2014

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

please show motdef's entire account to the entire QA department

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
We'll put them next to the bug reports that states that the grass is too green. Thanks, QA guy!

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

Gimbal lock posted:

AC;
The process was utter insanity and shrinking the feature list down to literally 15% of the original size, stamped with a big red text saying "to do for AC2". And then AC2 was pretty okay

im sorry to hear that but at least ac2 was pretty well liked i think? ive never played any of them so idk

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

01011001 posted:

im sorry to hear that but at least ac2 was pretty well liked i think? ive never played any of them so idk

Apparently! I wouldn't know either since I wasn't on AC2 nor did I play it. I've seen the feature list though and it was pretty much "AC1 AC2 features go here:".

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
:( I figured seeing the crazy stuff that can happen would be a good thing

it ain't like it's bethesda where everyone's experience is completely broken and there's a rep for it, i'd just like to see people's reactions to that kind of thing

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider

Doctor Goat posted:

:( I figured seeing the crazy stuff that can happen would be a good thing

it ain't like it's bethesda where everyone's experience is completely broken and there's a rep for it, i'd just like to see people's reactions to that kind of thing

Lol I'm just messing with ya, the game's legit buggy as hell and deserves the glitch videos. Nobody could possibly take that poo poo personally. Show me a game dev that has shipped games and I'll show you a person who shipped some buggy trash in some form or another.

e: Though I didn't end up working on AC2, I did end up on AC4, and let me tell you that nobody lol'ed at the boat rapture video harder than I did

Shifty gimbal fucked around with this message at 23:37 on Sep 15, 2014

Nanomashoes
Aug 18, 2012

Gimbal lock posted:

Lol I'm just messing with ya, the game's legit buggy as hell and deserves the glitch videos. Nobody could possibly take that poo poo personally. Show me a game dev that has shipped games and I'll show you a person who shipped some buggy trash in some form or another.

e: Though I didn't end up working on AC2, I did end up on AC4, and let me tell you that nobody lol'ed at the boat rapture video harder than I did

how do u live with yourself, in montreal?

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
I keep praying for a swift death and it never happens

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
Go to Quebec and insult the french

Or just make a french terrorist of quebec modern assasins creed

elf help book
Aug 5, 2004

Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

gently caress you

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!

Gimbal lock posted:

I keep praying for a swift death and it never happens

show imp zone 2 ur fellow ac dev buds

Third World Reagan
May 19, 2008

Imagine four 'mechs waiting in a queue. Time works the same way.
It is out and probably bad

http://store.steampowered.com/app/242640/

Mostly positive steam reviews some how

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Mung Dynasty posted:

show imp zone 2 ur fellow ac dev buds

Schnedwob
Feb 28, 2014

my legs are okay

Third World Reggin posted:

Mostly positive steam reviews some how

maybe- just maybe- (stay with me here) gamers as a whole? horrible garbage-eating morons. boom.

Shifty gimbal
Dec 28, 2008

Hey you... I got something to tell ya
Biscuit Hider
Pretty sure nobody gives a poo poo about what forums other people here might be farting on. I know that a bunch of AC people know of Impzone, but that's not saying much.
So hasn't anybody here played this yet?

koolkal
Oct 21, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 16 hours!
Seems like a $5 steam sale purchase imo

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
Linear stealth games blow dicks because there is always the 1 solution the devs intended with the patrol cycles and little things jutting out of the wall for no apparent reason you're supposed to grab onto. might as well just play a puzzle game

Silver Striker
May 22, 2013

Gimbal lock posted:

Pretty sure nobody gives a poo poo about what forums other people here might be farting on. I know that a bunch of AC people know of Impzone, but that's not saying much.
So hasn't anybody here played this yet?

I have purchase and installed this game, but I haven't played it yet. Note that I have played and enjoyed previous games from this developer, so I will probably not be the best test case.

Fargield
Sep 27, 2008
Stynx

01011001
Dec 26, 2012

OkieMurse
Nov 2, 2011

I get paid to stab people with sharp objects.
I predict it will not be better than Mordor.

Not much out there is better than Mordor to be fair.

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
nyx nyx nyx nyx

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
My conclusion from watching twitch streams:

It's tomb raider but you replace the boobs with crude "for mature audiences only" humor that only immature shits would find funny.

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!

SeXReX posted:

crude "for mature audiences only" humor that only immature shits would find funny.

well i didnt want it until now thanks

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matrix ripoff
Mar 16, 2005

~~~~~~~
i only suck dick in self defense
~~~~~~~
and at the bookstore
~~~~~~~

SeXReX posted:

My conclusion from watching twitch streams:

It's tomb raider but you replace the boobs with crude "for mature audiences only" humor that only immature shits would find funny.

so... gamers

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