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Austrian mook
Feb 24, 2013

by Shine
The choice should be obvious, Imps

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Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
all of them

Orcs and Ostriches
Aug 26, 2010


The Great Twist
women in games

Soral
May 30, 2009

im gay, so, neither

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

I find this thread problematic.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:
I played co-op with a woman who later let me have sex with her what does that mean?

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
i made a lady preggers and now i dont play games nearly as much what does it all mean op

Cake Attack
Mar 26, 2010

if you play japanese games you don't even need to choose.

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

The Protagonist posted:

i made a lady preggers and now i dont play games nearly as much what does it all mean op

dude theres a patch you can install that keeps that from happening, but I guess it's a bit late for you

MarioTeachesWiping
Nov 1, 2006

by XyloJW
both at the same time

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

SeXReX posted:

I played co-op with a woman who later let me have sex with her what does that mean?

What was his name?

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

The Protagonist posted:

i made a lady preggers and now i dont play games nearly as much what does it all mean op

What was his name?

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Cyra posted:

both at the same time

What was his name?

SeXReX
Jan 9, 2009

I drink, mostly.
And get mad at people on the internet


:emptyquote:

Knuc U Kinte posted:

What was his name?

Knuc U Kinte

Viva Miriya
Jan 9, 2007

SeXReX posted:

I played co-op with a woman who later let me have sex with her what does that mean?

WORST FORUMS GUY posted:

Date Review: My wild and crazy night with forum female superstar Widestancer!

Wow boys this thread works fast, Wide PMed me early last night and we met up at her place. I brought my antique can of vintage fountain dew code red (first run, natch) and we cracked it open and let the party start right. We talked over her matching ewok cups from the return of the Jedi that came back to theaters in 1998 and then I showed her the goods, a pristine copy of star ocean 2. Having never played it she booted up the PSX while I was fingering her. Once she chose Claude I knew she was the girl of my dreams. Later that night while I was fuckjng her doggy style as she played super metroid and showing me her speed run skills (let's just say boys, the pussy is tighter than the timing window on landing bomb jumps to all the secret areas, skipping most of the game), I finished all over her back tattoo of bimmy and jimmy from double dragon 2 and called it a night. Would see again 9/10 is my final score

grate deceiver
Jul 10, 2009

Just a funny av. Not a redtext or an own ok.
lol, as if there is a choice

Kobold eBooks
Mar 5, 2007

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AN OPEN PALM SLAM A CARTRIDGE IN THE SUPER FAMICOM. ITS E-ZEAO AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE THE MAIN CHARACTER, CORPORAL FALCOM.
as a gay man i

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014
As a gamer, I am a misogynist and will not stand for having women near me

Luckily I have not showered in many months and I don't have any problem keeping them away

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Why not Zoidberg?

Tiler Kiwi
Feb 26, 2011
gaming, duh, is this some kind of trick question

Matoi Ryuko
Jan 6, 2004


Tiler Kiwi posted:

gaming, duh, is this some kind of trick question

Yes. You've passed. Congratulations, welcome to the fold.

Wormskull
Aug 23, 2009

¿Por qué no los dos?
Small Mexican Girl, 2010

SPACE HOMOS
Jan 12, 2005

gaming cause you can just cyber with a dude while playing wow in your mom's basement and watch night elves dance until you blast mtn dew out of your unwashed dick

mabels big day
Feb 25, 2012

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Mach2 posted:

As a gamer, I am a misogynist and will not stand for having women near me

Luckily I have not showered in many months and I don't have any problem keeping them away

Epic win.

Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa

Mach2 posted:

As a gamer, I am a misogynist and will not stand for having women near me

Luckily I have not showered in many months and I don't have any problem keeping them away

Holy poo poo, you can smell the fedora... :gonk:

Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa

Mach2 posted:

As a gamer, I am a misogynist and will not stand for having women near me

Luckily I have not showered in many months and I don't have any problem keeping them away

The fedora is strong with this one.

Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa

Mach2 posted:

As a gamer, I am a misogynist and will not stand for having women near me

Luckily I have not showered in many months and I don't have any problem keeping them away

Yo dude, your fedora is showing... :rolleyes:

Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa

Mach2 posted:

As a gamer, I am a misogynist and will not stand for having women near me

Luckily I have not showered in many months and I don't have any problem keeping them away

Gentelmen, we have reached peak fedora. :ughh:

Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa

Mach2 posted:

As a gamer, I am a misogynist and will not stand for having women near me

Luckily I have not showered in many months and I don't have any problem keeping them away

Could you be any more fedora? :cripes:

Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa

Mach2 posted:

As a gamer, I am a misogynist and will not stand for having women near me

Luckily I have not showered in many months and I don't have any problem keeping them away

Maybe it's the fedora that's keeping them away, champ... :downsbravo:

Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa

Mach2 posted:

As a gamer, I am a misogynist and will not stand for having women near me

Luckily I have not showered in many months and I don't have any problem keeping them away

Goon can into fedora. :reject:

Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa

Mach2 posted:

As a gamer, I am a misogynist and will not stand for having women near me

Luckily I have not showered in many months and I don't have any problem keeping them away

All your fedora are belong to goon. :cawg:

Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa

Mach2 posted:

As a gamer, I am a misogynist and will not stand for having women near me

Luckily I have not showered in many months and I don't have any problem keeping them away

/Me backs away slowly from the fedora... :yikes:

Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa

Mach2 posted:

As a gamer, I am a misogynist and will not stand for having women near me

Luckily I have not showered in many months and I don't have any problem keeping them away

Dude, did you really think it was a good idea to go broadcasting your fedora-ness all over the internet? :hurr:

Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa

Mach2 posted:

As a gamer, I am a misogynist and will not stand for having women near me

Luckily I have not showered in many months and I don't have any problem keeping them away

It's dangerous to go alone. Take this. [Gestures toward fedora]

Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa

Mach2 posted:

As a gamer, I am a misogynist and will not stand for having women near me

Luckily I have not showered in many months and I don't have any problem keeping them away

2fedora4me. :staredog:

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014
Whoa dude my goofy post was definitely not worth making 50 replies but I'm glad I improved your day

Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa

Mach2 posted:

As a gamer, I am a misogynist and will not stand for having women near me

Luckily I have not showered in many months and I don't have any problem keeping them away

Maximum fedora. :stonk:

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Chelovek-Govno
Aug 11, 2014

Zamorozhenaia Zhopa

Mach2 posted:

As a gamer, I am a misogynist and will not stand for having women near me

Luckily I have not showered in many months and I don't have any problem keeping them away

Let the fedora flow through you.

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