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One time I was driving with my dog and decided to stop for some milk - I parked the car with the windows down plenty and went and bought milk. I came outside and there was an old man hovering around my car. He asked me what kind of a person leaves a dog in a sweltering car for 30 minutes. I told him I don't know because I was in there for about 5. And he just kept being a really passive aggressive prick about how my dog was dying in there. I was trying to be nice and tell him about my three dogs because I understand people get uppity about dogs but he was making poo poo up about how he'd stood there for half an hour watching my dog "suffer." I was finally like "You're lying. And I'm tired of being nice to you, god dammit! You came over here to fight, LET'S GET CRACKIN" and I started swinging my arms around in a real chimp out. He backed right on off. I got in the car and my dog high-fived me and we went to Arby's for some drive-thru. I know that dude had good intentions but he was straight up lying about the situation and if a cop had showed up I probably would have gotten a pretty stiff fine for walking into a store and buying a gallon of milk on a saturday morning ZombieParts fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Sep 16, 2014 |
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