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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7CPAV3-PM18
"C'mon India, Let's Football"

Yes, that's right, India have tried to drum up national interest in the world's biggest sport by turning it into a bastardisation of a bastardisation of their own national sport, so as the Indian Premier League is to cricket, the Indian Super League shall be to football.

ISL Website posted:

Hero Indian Super League is India’s unrivalled football championship scheduled to kick off on 12th October 2014. It is co-promoted by IMG-Reliance (the joint venture between IMG and Reliance Industries), Star India and supported by All India Football Federation (AIFF). India’s leading industrialists and celebrities from sports as well as the Indian film industry have invested in owning the Indian Super League’s eight franchises. These are based out of Chennai, Delhi, Goa, Guwahati, Kochi, Kolkata, Mumbai and Pune.

The League is committed to investing in stadium refurbishment in the eight identified venues and also to a strong grassroots development programme that will create a platform to groom football talent in the country. For the first time in Indian football, globally renowned footballers will be playing alongside the best Indian footballers. With a mission to revolutionise the sport, Hero Indian Super League is positioned as a high quality and dynamic league that will elevate Indian football to an international level.

Globally renowned footballers? Sign me up! Much like the IPL, and indeed MLS (this thread is American Compatible), a bunch of washed-up old has-beens and opportunists looking for a massive payday are all thrown into a room, where the eight teams take turns to drag them out one by one to play for them. They each get one "marquee" player, as well as a bunch more foreigners of varying talent (there's a partial, probably accurate list here). As we all love homegrown rules, it should be noted that "each team must also have 14 Indian domestic players, four of which being local players to the city", and the starting 11 for each must contain at least five Indians.

So, how does it work? Well, the eight teams (see below) all play each other twice in a mini-league, with the top four going through to the "finals", which work like the playoffs in England, two two-leg semis and a final, all taking place over a couple of months at the end of the year (12th October - 20th December). There's no promotion or relegation for these storied franchises!

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The Eight Teams (provisionally):

Atlético de Kolkata



Info: http://www.indiansuperleague.com/isl-2014/teams/atletico-de-kolkata
Notable Owners: Kolkata Games and Sports Pvt. Ltd. - a consortium including Atletico Madrid (hence the name) and Indian cricket legend Sourav Ganguly
Manager: Antonio Lopez Habas
Notable Players: Luis Garcia (36, Liverpool, Atletico Madrid, Barcelona), Josemi (34, Liverpool, Villarreal), Climax Lawrence (giggle)
Plastic Status: Strong for fans of Atletico and Liverpool. Very Spanish. They play at the Salt Lake Stadium too apparently so earn some America Points.

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Chennai TitansChennaiyin FC



Info: http://www.indiansuperleague.com/isl-2014/teams/team-chennai
Notable Owners: Inter Milan, Abhishek Bachchan (Bollywood star), MS Dhoni
Manager: Marco Materazzi
Notable Players: Marco Materazzi (41, Inter Milan, the headbutt), Bernard Mendy (33, PSG, Bolton, Hull), Bojan Djordjic (32, Manchester United, Plymouth, a million others), Elano (33, Man City)
Plastic Status: Ronaldinho was rumoured, but sadly decided not to bother. Still, fans of Inter and PSG may be interested. Chennai were rather hastily cobbled together at the last minute - they've yet to reveal their official crest, WAH plus they've not even got Facebook or Twitter accounts, shocking. They finally have a social network set up, rejoice!

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Delhi Dynamos FC



Info: http://www.indiansuperleague.com/isl-2014/teams/delhi-dynamos-fc
Notable Owners: Feyenoord, DEN Networks (some TV network)
Manager: Harm van Veldhoven
Notable Players: Alessandro Del Piero (39, Juventus, Sydney), uh, Morten Skoubo (34, played a couple of games for West Brom)
Plastic Status: Vague BeNeLux supremacy, and with Del Piero there that's cool too.

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FC Goa



Info: http://www.indiansuperleague.com/isl-2014/teams/fc-goa
Notable Owners: Nope
Manager: Zico
Notable Players: Robert Pires (40, Arsenal, Villa[rreal]), uh... Miroslav Slepicka? (32, Sparta, Zagreb)
Plastic Status: Zico and Pires paper over the cracks of a fairly poor lineup, though they're yet to announce their marquee signing.

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FC Pune City



Info: http://www.indiansuperleague.com/isl-2014/teams/fc-pune-city
Notable Owners: Fiorentina, Salman Khan (Bollywood star)
Manager: Franco Colomba
Notable Players: David Trezeguet (36, Juventus, Monaco), Bruno Cirillo (37, various)
Plastic Status: All very Italian. Forza Pune.

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Kerala Blasters FC

Info: http://www.indiansuperleague.com/isl-2014/teams/kerala-blasters-fc
Notable Owners: Sachin Tendulkar, Indian cricketing deity
Manager: David James (yes, that David James)
Notable Players: David James (44, England legend), Michael Chopra (30, Newcastle, Ipswich, Sporting Chance), Iain Hume (30, lower league journeyman)
Plastic Status: Will be a popular choice, especially with David James there, also Chopra's decided he's Indian and wants to be the Tendulkar of football, so watching his efforts will be a laugh.

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Mumbai City FC



Info: http://www.indiansuperleague.com/isl-2014/teams/team-mumbai
Notable Owners: Ranbir Kapoor (Bollywood star)
Manager: Peter Reid (for it is he)
Notable Players: Nicolas Anelka (35, pretty much everyone), Freddie Ljungberg (37, Arsenal, West Ham), Manuel Friedrich (35, Mainz, Leverkusen)
Plastic Status: Everyone loves a bit of Fred & Nic. Gets bonus points for being Mumbai, but loses them due to Peter loving Reid.

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Northeast United FC



Info: http://www.indiansuperleague.com/isl-2014/teams/north-east-united-fc
Notable Owners: John Abraham (Bollywood star), Shillong Lajong FC
Manager: Ricki Herbert (former NZ manager)
Notable Players: Joan Capdevila (36, Deportivo la Coruna, Villarreal), Cornell Glen (32, various teams in America), Alexandros Tzorvas (32, Greece)
Plastic Status: Fair to good, solid mix of nationalities. Was probably the name of Newcastle in a Pro Evo game at some point.

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The Fixtures:

http://static.indiansuperleague.com/pdf/HeroISLFixtures2014.pdf - They've changed, clicky for the most recent version.

Your collective diaries will be bursting at the seams after taking all these juicy fixtures down. Here's a few that might be of interest:

12/10/14 - Atletico de Kolkata vs Mumbai City - the opening game, and an early chance to catch Nicolas "The Incredible Sulk" Anelka in action, before he goes missing in action Anelka's ban extends to the first three games so his debut's actually the 28th.
22/10/14 - Delhi Dynamos vs Pune City - Del Piero and Trezeguet on opposing sides, mmm, tasty
02/11/14 - Mumbai City vs Kerala Blasters - two great English minds at loggerheads, Peter Reid and David James
20/12/14 - TBC vs TBC - what a final we have in store

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So, there you go. As for watching the drat thing, it's being broadcast in India through STAR Sports ("the tournament itself is expected to be broadcast on five channels: Star Sports 1, Star Sports 3, Star Sports HD, Jalsa and Asianet"), so there will probably be streams and the like. Hopefully more info will come through closer to kick off. No doubt FA executives will be watching with interest as they look for ways to 'fix' the England national side while skirting all the major issues. Chopra's ruled himself out boys, gotta look elsewhere.

HJB fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Dec 10, 2014

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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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mr. unhsib posted:

This is depressing to me because there is a rich history of club football in India with some awesome narratives and rivalries and it's going to get drowned out next to this gaudy shitpile of a league. I can't wait for goals to be renamed DLF Maximums, saves to be renamed Tata Incredible Stops, and white cheerleaders from Eastern Europe to be flown in. Hooray!

It'll be interesting to see which way it all goes, so far it seems like they're really striving for Indian development over full-blown gimmickry, but if at half time in the opening game they trot out Janet Jackson I think you can dismiss that idea.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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It's happening!



I'm happy for India, they all look so excited.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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This isn't a replacement, the intention is that the local lads taking part benefit from the experience of the whole thing, working with some of the stars of the sport, and then they'll filter down into the national league, I guess helping the national team grow in the long run.

I don't really know how it'll work with contracts and things though, I mean these teams are separate from the national league, they're only active for a couple of months each year.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Enjoy the ride.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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mr. unhsib posted:

Then invest in the I-League! Invest in coaching and youth academies!

I think they're hoping to bring enough money in to do just that.

Also, loving lol if this is true:
http://timesofindia.indiatimes.com/...ow/42889051.cms

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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OP updated, Chennai's team are now called Chennaiyin FC, in some sort of collaboration with Billy Connolly. Also, confirmation of some big news:

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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The Big 'Yin have unveiled their crest...



It's loving Indian Wario

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Gigi Galli posted:

It's the severed head of Iravan isn't it?

Quite possibly, all I know is it's not gone down too well with the fans.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Turns out it is in fact possible to smile while holding a shirt, if you force it hard enough.



Also, here's Pires talking about Daddy Wenger.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Less than a fortnight to go. Woo and such. Meanwhile the teams are getting more and more saturated with former Arsenal legends.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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There's an ISL at the end of this week. Here's the trophy they're all looking to win:


(yes, that's Mikael Silvestre on the end, another Arsenal Legend™, who'll be playing for Chennaiyin)

So, fixtures, streams, coverage. Would be useful to watch some of this wouldn't it. Well, with less than a week to go, my sources (definitely not Wikipedia) tell me that it'll be on Fox Sports Australia, but other than that? Apparently there's a bunch of Star channels on Sky, so it'll be on Star Gold. Feeling hyped yet?

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Well, we can add Eurosport 2 to the list. It's not on British Eurosport however, I think, just the mainland one. More potential for streams is always good though.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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This is starting sort of now-ish, here's a live text thingy:
http://www.indiansuperleague.com/matchcentre/2014101213847-atletico-de-kolkata-vs-mumbai-city-fc

If anyone has any non-dodgy streams, now's the time to step forward, you can be a Hero (see what I did there?).

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Do they win that bike if someone hits a six?

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Monday Bandele posted:

Really don't want to know what Peter Reid's been up to in South Asia for the last few years

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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I'm glad a thing happened

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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No expense spared ITT

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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It's not great, but it's early days. Still plenty of interesting matchups and Arsenal players to come.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Let's have a few more like that please

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LpVaiRTBf2U

Yesterday's goals, in a vaguely decent res with hopefully no music blaring out. That second goal at 1:10, phwoar.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Here's yesterday's goal, Northeast United 1-0 Kerala:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01aGwss337A

Love a good daisy cutter me. No jokes about Koke and lines on the ground please.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Delhi-Pune
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4bWKswJ9KZE

There's a lot of support for Pune in here for some reason?? Anyway here's their opening match, and the first taste of Del Piero and Trezeguet.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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More goals, more fun, and The Big 'Yin? Yes please!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R9PIpu1jaX8

I'm firmly in the Chennai camp after those two goals, mmm hmm.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Figured they'd get taken down eventually, bums. Here's a link to the Chennai game, and here's a passable vid from the same channel for NE Utd vs Kolkata:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kLfZhtcKe3U

That man Fikru again, lovely lofted ball too.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Right, let's have a little catch-up shall we? There's been no less than three games played over the weekend, so let's see how everyone's been doing.

First up is the win of the tournament so far, Mumbai putting the utterly gash Pune to the sword. Andre Moritz makes history:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e6dd59KB_8c

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Next up, we have Delhi up against the mighty Kolkata. Check out that equaliser:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ovzl1_mOpAM

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Last, and probably not least, here's NE Utd and Goa. Howlers abound:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ls7d1P-fftc

Keep supporting the lads, and remember to Let's Football!

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Excitement and drama as The Big 'Yin march on, the only team left with a 100% record.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TeOhLV_xzqA

What a loving goal from Mendy.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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I might as well nick the full highlight vid from that channel:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GePzc1tlpx8

That's as good as it got for Goa. Kolkata are good, that away strip, that winner... Ooh baby. #ellobo

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Oh that *checks notes* Antonio Lopez Habas, he's a wild one.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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New page, same ISL. Here's Mumbai against NE Utd:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gjowMrgZ1V0

Banging tune in the beginning, if any of the lads can hook me up, that's be great. Anyway, standard stuff here. LMAO at the guy's shirt at 1:14, you'll know it when you see it.

:siren: ANALYSIS ALERT :siren: Seems like a common tactic has been to loft the ball over the defence, nobody's really coped with it so far.

the sex ghost posted:

Can someone post a league table, I need to check how my team, Delhi Dynamos FC, are doing. Thanks.

Ask and ye shall receive...

http://www.indiansuperleague.com/isl-2014/standings


The Dynamos are one of three unbeaten teams at this early stage, with the mighty Kolkata leading the way, and The Big 'Yin still the only team with a 100% record by virtue of not having played again since I said that thing. Pune are yet to score, which is probably amusing.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Also, here's some BONUS CONTENT since that YT channel has it. It turns out Mumbai are dirty cheating bastards, and here's Ljungberg showing his Arsenal DNA runs deep.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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The very same. Fans new and old of Yin alike might want to look away now though as I present another WEEKEND ROUNDUP! Trigger warning: ISL defending

Yes, we open with Chennai being humbled by Delhi:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lRL-r2NxM9g

Possibly the best match of the tournament so far, some fantastic goals, nice stuff from Del Piero, and an important first win for the Dynamos.

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Next up, early pacesetters Kolkata are held at home by Kerala who earn their first point:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4EEPFvQJ6s

Sexiness from Iain Hume there.

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Finally, it's Pune again, this time telling their opponents to "Goa" home:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AHqA7F9ljhw

Trezeguet's off the mark, everyone's finally arriving at the party.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Bloody vids are gone already, might have to think about another way of getting highlights. I'm glad there's actually things happening worthy of highlights at least.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Hegay posted:

OP this thread is good and all but if u reali wana make us kno abt smethng thn write abt d Indian emerging players lyk Durga,Subash,Baljit,Nadong Bhutia,d goalie of ATK etc.these foreign players wil go away aftr ISL is ovr.bt Durga,Subash,Nadong etc. wil b in this country.they r d jewels of indian football.write articles abt them.

Nice idea, goon project everyone? 2015 is shaping up to be a monster.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Sod it, these'll do for now. The matches from above but now with their own soundtrack:

Delhi Dynamos 4-1 Chennaiyin
Atletico de Kolkata 1-1 Kerala Blasters
Pune City 2-0 Goa

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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I'm hoping when it's all done someone will do a good compilation of goals I can nick.

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Chennai fans are having a right time of it, they've just tonked Mumbai 5-1. Pick your flavour:

Short vid, only Chennai's goals for some reason, commentary, Fast Show-style goal highlights
Same but with Mumbai's goal and music over the top for good luck
Longer vid with music then commentary because that's logical

Bungled keeping, yet another Elano free kick, and many, many Peter Reid reactions, the match that had it all.

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HJB
Feb 16, 2011

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Delhi are still unbeaten as they played out a double-बैगल रोटी against NorthEast Utd. This is of course worthy of a five minute video. Spoilers: the description is the best bit. Seems like as good a time as any to check out the table:



Kolkata still top but the raging Yin have a game in hand. Tense stuff.

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