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Dec 26, 2012

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lmao

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Dec 26, 2012

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*atletico de kolkata fans going wild chanting 'have you ever seen a cow at mumbai arena' and making GBS threads in the stands during a game against mumbai city fc*

सामूहिक बलात्कार दोस्त पसंद करने के लिए कृपया!!!!

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Insurrectionist posted:

That fixture list seems a bit clogged is there a reason they don't just do a bunch of games on one day? Seems like all but the biggest fans might get sick of a game every day for months.

haha are you paining in your good head? you're not making two thousand rupees in only one day and the high command knows it!

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
the great ganguly knows his football soccer business like mumbai city fans know that we poo poo on their streets!

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

oh vishnu, is that India and Chennai Super Kings captain Mahendra Singh Dhoni and his daring mohawk?

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Oh Kolkata, (oh Kolkata)
Is wonderful, (is wonderful)
Oh Kolkata is wonderful,
It’s full of poo poo, curry, and Atletico;
Oh Kolkata is wonderful.

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
In our defensive foursome
He's absolutely awesome
From corners he will score some
It's Nallappan Mohanraj!



and


We hate Pune City,
We hate Goa too,
We hate Mumbai City,
But Atletico de Kolkata we love you.

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
the rowdy kolkata boys will be making GBS threads in the streets of mumbai tonight lads

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

Between David James and Iain Hume I can't imagine not being a *rechecks op* Kerala Blasters supporter

We all hate Kerala scum
We all hate Kerala scum
We all hate Kerala scum
We all hate Kerala scum

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
*everybody in the stadium singing at the same time*

poo poo on the city!
poo poo on the city tonight!
poo poo on the city! poo poo on the city tonight!
We'll say poo poo on the city!
Tonight lads COME ON!!

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
it'd be fitting that el ano would be the marquee signing of any indian team iykwim

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
poo poo on the Chennaiyin
poo poo on the Chennaiyin tonight!

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Arambamae amarkalam; karumo cudnt even imagine how they choosed it

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
I'm watching this on Eurosport 2 and boy I have to say

हम सड़कों पर गंदगी!
हम कोलकाता लड़कों कर रहे हैं!

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
mumbai is full of wastemen and street shitters


and their team is bad too!!!

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
the eurosport commenters have absolutely nothing to say about any of the indian players, they just stay quiet when they get the ball

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
go atletico de kolkata

*puts on polo shirt*

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
he scores when he wants
he scores when he wants
Fikru Teferra Lemessa
he scores when he wants

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Bogan Krkic posted:

i can name 3 indian players and ive watched an i-league game before and tried insanely hard to see one live, so i think its fair for them to not know the difference between mohammed rafi and mohammed rafique

I I I I

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
oooo chowdhury
he eats spicy curry
oooo chowdhury
stopping balls like the great ganguly

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
what a bad game ffs

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
it's insanely bad much like my posting

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xEWKVUD6v7U

hahaha

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
Atletico De Kolkata....
likhbe notun Rupkotha....
fatafati football
let's do some hottogoal

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
idk

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
please to do the hotto goal

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
good pune

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Brendan Rodgers posted:

Apparently a lot of middle class nerds in India that are disconnected from Indian sports culture and tend to just watch barca streams online are really getting behind the ISL. Thought some of you could relate.

I'm glad you're getting behind the ISL. Falafel football forever or wtv

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Jermaine Dildoe posted:

Look at this plastic

dont tension u fuckre

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
come on lets football
fattafflaff football
kolkata city is goal capital

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
been supporting atletico de kolkata as my best isl franchise since even before the league started, die-hard polo+jeans fan here, I'm even transethnically indian so you should read my posts in an indian accent

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Dec 26, 2012

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tbp posted:

*me and the rest of the Atletico de Kolkata Ultras*
*to the tune of Don't Let Me Down - The Beatles*
don't tensionnn sirrrr
dont tension sirrrr

i'm in love for the first time
don't you know it's gonna last
it's a love that lasts forever
it's a love with khaki pants

hahaha

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
*riding a dirty scooter against traffic, sweating over a white shirt and sporting a sad mustache covered in curry*
PUA master here, lets football in kolkata with the kolkata curva nneezi!!!

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
all you bahan chod gaandu who dont support the supreme atletico de kolkata are sons of tamil donkey rundi and you have thousand dicks in your rear end i bet you don't know who Sachin Tendulkar is LOL

glory glory kolkata

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC

Hamas Rodriguez posted:

don't know why they'd be using hindi swear words in kolkata. immersion lost. rated 2/5

because we're all প্লাস্টিক

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
it's actually hindi for making GBS threads in the delhi railway track

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Dec 26, 2012

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Earthy Ape Unit posted:

No that would be your mom's upstairs toilet's tank *unfurls huge Pune FC tifo of Wario sticking his tongue between a "V" composed of his fingers"

the marathi army ._.

*logs in to IndianPUA.com and writes "tuzhya aaichi pucchi takli pune fc good human being sir!!"*

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Dec 26, 2012

ISLAM FC
the goan disease killed vasco da gama and the konkani stole the indian riches, arriba kolkata!

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Dec 26, 2012

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gently caress the pune!!!

-mother teresa of kolkatta

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