- December Octopodes
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Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
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one does not simply taste an opal. to consume an opal is to know an opal. iridescence given form, an entire spectrum, hints of past, present, and future mixed with a chokingly sharp fruit flavor. i grind up half of the opal with some moonsalt and seven drops of water taken from a recalcitrant beetle mid-sip. the rest of the opal is submerged with the liquid in my enchanted chalice and meditated upon untils its essence is absorbed into my being. after the ritual, the mixture is consumed. for step-by-step instructions with pictures [56k WARNING!] and a message board for discussion on opals as a means of attaining the immortal essence of mother earth within your corporeal being, please click here.
if the beetle is irate i find the potency of this ritual is greatly impacted be alert and up to date on your beetle body language
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May 6, 2024 16:51
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- beer pal
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im planning a trip to ireland so i can taste the blarney stone
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Sep 16, 2014 16:54
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- dogcrash truther
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im planning a trip to ireland so i can taste the blarney stone
i dn't believe you
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Sep 16, 2014 16:55
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- bwatts
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stoners :P
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Sep 16, 2014 21:29
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- FluffieDuckie
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Sep 16, 2014 21:46
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- Peanut Butler
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u marble be kidding me
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Sep 17, 2014 00:56
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- Stormyish
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I feel like the take these kind of threads for granite
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Sep 17, 2014 01:24
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- Afro Doug
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im planning a trip to ireland so i can taste the blarney stone
it tastes like piss
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Sep 17, 2014 04:37
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- December Octopodes
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Christmas is coming
the squid is getting fat!
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i'm pretty sure that's a dad joke pig slut
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Sep 17, 2014 06:45
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- Matoi Ryuko
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I like your hat.
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Sep 17, 2014 10:15
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- Pedantra
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by Lowtax
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<- me thinkign about eating the stones
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Sep 17, 2014 10:26
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- ulvir
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Sep 17, 2014 14:38
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May 6, 2024 16:51
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- ulvir
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To the left:
Tangy flavour of oil and squid combined with crunchy deliciousness forged by the Gods, a proper delicacy
to the right:
Imagine century egg with added sweetness of honey and a hint of resin to make this a Must Try for all
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