- Peanut Butler
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smoke 'em if you got 'em
or give them to me
basically
cigarettes are the best and worst thing that's happened to me
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May 6, 2024 21:28
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- Ape Fist
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Nowadays, you can do anything that you want; anal, oral, fisting, but you need to be wearing gloves, condoms, protection.
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*blows a huge lungload of strawberry cheesecake vapor in your face and transforms himself into a human steamtrain*
im sorry i dont smoke
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Sep 16, 2014 11:18
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- Slot
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smokeing is bad for you stupid
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Sep 16, 2014 12:02
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*takes a drag*
smoking is bad for you and sucks
*exhales*
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Sep 16, 2014 12:12
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- vapoursquid
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none other
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no don't
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Sep 16, 2014 12:26
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- tao of lmao
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smoking is really awesome. if you want to let people know you're cool, smoke cigarettes. it's a great way to feel good and make friends.
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Sep 16, 2014 12:27
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- Matoi Ryuko
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you gotta make some non-smoking friends too for a steady supply of donor lungs
Better yet, make some friends with Beetles, and get some loaner dungs.
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Sep 16, 2014 12:32
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you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc
the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
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once your past 25 smoking is boring and sucks
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Sep 16, 2014 13:50
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- Cactus Ghost
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you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc
the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
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before then its kinda neato
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Sep 16, 2014 13:50
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Better yet, make some friends with Beetles, and get some loaner dungs.
good joke but beetlws don't make the dung they just roll them around and stuff i think
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Sep 16, 2014 14:04
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- vapoursquid
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none other
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that being said i'm going to go smoke a cigarette
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Sep 16, 2014 14:27
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- vapoursquid
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none other
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i could go for a cigarette right now hoo boy but i won't because it's a terrible idea
good willpower bo-peps!
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Sep 16, 2014 14:32
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- Lil Cunty
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i started smoking weed to help me quit cigarettes
it worked but now i smoke the same amount of weed as i used to smoke cigarettes
which is pretty cool actually
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Sep 16, 2014 16:02
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- A Bad King
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Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.
Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
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i started smoking weed to help me quit cigarettes
it worked but now i smoke the same amount of weed as i used to smoke cigarettes
which is pretty cool actually
WD-40 you're not worried about overdosing on too many weeds? I had a friend who shot up weed through his scrotum and died please be careful 
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Sep 16, 2014 16:07
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none other
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i wish! i heard if you overdose on weeds they send you to the weed hospice to live out your remaining few days.....INSIDE A BONG
goddamn this sounds hella cool
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Sep 16, 2014 17:10
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- ron color
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PATIENT: *knocking on glass* nurse can i get some water?
NURSE: did you say you want to get hiiigh
PATIENT: No Im just very thirsty
NURSE: ooookaaaay *lights comically oversized lighter*
PATIENT: no wait *cough* noooo*coughing*
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Sep 16, 2014 17:24
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- Kayle7
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Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.
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got up, got out of bed, dragged a bong up to my head, i went downstairs and drank a cup (of weed tea), i looked at my watch, and noticed I was late! *breathing wsounds but they're actually for smoking more out of a joint while I run)*
I made the bus, in seconds FLAT, but they kicked me off because you can't smoke dope on the bus.
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Sep 16, 2014 17:25
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- Kayle7
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Little solace comes
to those who grieve
when thoughts keep drifting
as walls keep shifting
and this great blue world of ours
seems a house of leaves
moments before the wind.
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Better yet, make some friends with Beetles, and get some loaner dungs.
that was for this post
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Sep 16, 2014 17:26
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- ron color
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ooohhhhhh, nice
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Sep 16, 2014 17:26
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- Lil Cunty
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PATIENT: *knocking on glass* nurse can i get some water?
NURSE: did you say you want to get hiiigh
PATIENT: No Im just very thirsty
NURSE: ooookaaaay *lights comically oversized lighter*
PATIENT: no wait *cough* noooo*coughing*
i could be a weednurse at the weedhospice
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Sep 16, 2014 17:28
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- beer pal
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smoking is really goddamn cool if youre a well dressed young person. its rebellious and dangerous and extremely hip. however, if you're poor and working class and wear jeans with holes in them it's a dirty filthy gross habit you should feel bad about.
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Sep 16, 2014 17:28
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- ron color
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smoking is ok at night, or if you have night affinity
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Sep 16, 2014 17:29
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- Dance Marine
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I smoke menthol
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Sep 16, 2014 17:31
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- Yobgoblin
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by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
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rail thermite
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Sep 16, 2014 19:23
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Froody
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This, but unironically.
Also I started smoking to impress a girl. A goth girl. They were cloves.
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Sep 16, 2014 19:28
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i started smoking weed to help me quit cigarettes
it worked but now i smoke the same amount of weed as i used to smoke cigarettes
which is pretty cool actually
plottwists with every line
also: same
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Sep 16, 2014 19:29
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me 2
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Sep 16, 2014 19:32
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what if u roll a weed, into a cigarette form ??
http://youtu.be/rft0zCbZPS8
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Sep 16, 2014 20:41
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what if u roll a weed, into a cigarette form ??
pretty sure this is called a "joint"
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Sep 16, 2014 20:43
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- Peanut Butler
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once your past 25 smoking is boring and sucks
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Sep 17, 2014 00:57
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- i am he
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if they made something i could smoke that tastes like marlboro smooths but doesnt have nicotine and isnt bad for you i'd do it every goddamn day
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Sep 17, 2014 01:03
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- most erotic flower
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aww yiss
motha
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titties
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Quit June 1st for my health. Cigarettes are completely amazing to smoke but health is important. I hope all you smokers out there enjoy an extra one for me.
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Sep 17, 2014 01:18
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- playground tough
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#byob#ecig#vaperz#420
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Sep 17, 2014 05:44
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- Adbot
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May 6, 2024 21:28
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- Cactus Ghost
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you can actually inflate your scrote pretty safely with sterile saline, syringes, needles, and aseptic technique. its a niche kink iirc
the saline just slowly gets absorbed into your blood but in the meantime you got a big round smooth distended nutsack
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put a poosay in rolling papers, cram ur tallywhacker in your pipe and smoke it
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