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brotherly

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
post here if you're married

LEGAL MARRIAGES ONLY sorry gays in bigoted states


I am married and it just about rules everything possible. you know when the night is at it's darkest and you can't stop thinking about your future death well at least you got another meat bag respirating nearby!

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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

i'm married and it's pretty neat

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Married guy posting in the married person thread oh yeeeah. :circlefap:

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
Never mind she just divorced me after seeing my post. :qq:

brotherly

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

Angry Fish posted:

Never mind she just divorced me after seeing my post. :qq:

ah man sorry your life expectancy just went down and stuff

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


I've been married twice. suck it, non-married losers

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

the brotherly phl posted:

ah man sorry your life expectancy just went down and stuff


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:

I've been married twice. suck it, non-married losers

Doctor, does this mean GSJG's life expectancy doubled?

brotherly

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

Angry Fish posted:

Doctor, does this mean GSJG's life expectancy doubled?

that's what i was thinking! he'll outlive us all

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


the brotherly phl posted:

that's what i was thinking! he'll outlive us all

:smugdog:

pig slut lisa

irl is good


reserving a spot in this thread come early november

brotherly

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

pig slut lisa posted:

reserving a spot in this thread come early november

congrats on your future nuptials

google THIS

posting in a married thread while married

Lil Cunty


super-married

it owns because you always have someone to blame your bad farts on in public

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


WD-40 posted:

super-married

it owns because you always have someone to blame your bad farts on in public

I do this all the time

FluffieDuckie

married women drink more than single women

infer what you will

RudeCat

The rudest cat for the rudest jobs


What if you're married to the sea?

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
cool

RudeCat

The rudest cat for the rudest jobs


Senior Management



please marry me so that I can post in this thread

nvm no cake

married crew

brotherly

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED
marriage is the tits i'm so glad you guys are all married with me

let's all marry each other!!!!

jk that's stupid

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

sounds like it's time for a byob key party

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


Bo-Pepper posted:

sounds like it's time for a byob key party

:stonk:

FluffieDuckie

Bo-Pepper posted:

sounds like it's time for a byob key party

peps has been trying to find a way to sneak this in for some time now

brotherly

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

Bo-Pepper posted:

sounds like it's time for a byob key party

ha ha good one




unless anyone is interested.....?

vapoursquid

none other

Bo-Pepper posted:

sounds like it's time for a byob key party

lol

Lil Cunty


this is just going to end up being a gross key party isn't it

brotherly

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

WD-40 posted:

this is just going to end up being a gross key party isn't it

uhhhhh yep



ps your new av rules

nvm no cake

okay, i'll bring the key












wait i think i misunderstood

Lil Cunty


The Green Calx posted:

okay, i'll bring the key












wait i think i misunderstood

ok fine i'm in

brotherly

DEHUMANIZE YOURSELF AND FACE TO BLOODSHED

The Green Calx posted:

okay, i'll bring the key



welp guess we're kickin this up a notch

MARRIAGE RULES

Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

Lil Cunty



bo-pep you are on fire this week

nvm no cake


GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


The Green Calx posted:

okay, i'll bring the key












wait i think i misunderstood

:syoon:

A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
what is a key party?

nvm no cake

Angry Fish posted:

what is a key party?

:cripes:

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN


I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.


A Bad King


Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?
oh no i'm not joining that i don't want to that is gross and jesus will be unhappy.

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Bo-Pepper

Want some rye?
Course ya do!

you were busy anyway

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