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brotherly

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post here if you're married

LEGAL MARRIAGES ONLY sorry gays in bigoted states


I am married and it just about rules everything possible. you know when the night is at it's darkest and you can't stop thinking about your future death well at least you got another meat bag respirating nearby!

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Angry Fish posted:

Never mind she just divorced me after seeing my post. :qq:

ah man sorry your life expectancy just went down and stuff

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Angry Fish posted:

Doctor, does this mean GSJG's life expectancy doubled?

that's what i was thinking! he'll outlive us all

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pig slut lisa posted:

reserving a spot in this thread come early november

congrats on your future nuptials

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marriage is the tits i'm so glad you guys are all married with me

let's all marry each other!!!!

jk that's stupid

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Bo-Pepper posted:

sounds like it's time for a byob key party

ha ha good one




unless anyone is interested.....?

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WD-40 posted:

this is just going to end up being a gross key party isn't it

uhhhhh yep



ps your new av rules

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The Green Calx posted:

okay, i'll bring the key



welp guess we're kickin this up a notch

MARRIAGE RULES

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ahhh this is amazing

WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FRUIT

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Bo-Pepper posted:

i for one would really like to know what is going on back there

i think i'm about to do something weird to jett, sorry jett

unless you're into it

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pig slut lisa posted:

did you cum on your spouse's feet whie he/she was asleep?

if not it doesn't count.

this is true I read it online

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cummed on some feet last night guys, marriage def going well

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