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I will however reserve the right to skip any post I feel is too tedious or difficult to read out loud.

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vapoursquid

none other
My nipples got infected. It was chaffing or something and then they got infected somehow.

Luvcow

One day nearer spring
Moist girthy stamen lying nestled between a mans creamy thighs

HiipFire

JENNY DEATH LIVES
I LOVE ANIME DONT YOU

cute anime girl

vapoursquid posted:

My nipples got infected. It was chaffing or something and then they got infected somehow.

https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/vaporsquid

Luvcow posted:

Moist girthy stamen lying nestled between a mans creamy thighs

https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/luvcow

alnilam

Here, i fart *then make a fart noise, your choice of method but i recommend the classic two-palm mouth method*

cute anime girl

HiipFire posted:

I LOVE ANIME DONT YOU

https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/hiipfire

HiipFire

JENNY DEATH LIVES
5'd

SIDS Vicious


my name is emil, and im an alcoholic
well not really but what else do you call it

cute anime girl

alnilam posted:

Here, i fart *then make a fart noise, your choice of method but i recommend the classic two-palm mouth method*

https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/alnilam

vapoursquid

none other
55555

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Iggy Koopa posted:

my name is emil, and im an alcoholic
well not really but what else do you call it

https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/sid

Captain No-mates

teh

pig slut lisa

irl is good


BYOB 8.2: I thought this was the [make a record scratch nose with your voice, then in a surprised tone] SWILL FORUM!?

cute anime girl


https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/no-mates

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pig slut lisa posted:

BYOB 8.2: I thought this was the [make a record scratch nose with your voice, then in a surprised tone] SWILL FORUM!?

https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/pig-slut-lisa

cute anime girl

This is fun.

vapoursquid

none other

yes it is

pig slut lisa

irl is good



lmfbo this is great

FartGhost

butt butt poopy lol

treasure bear

"hello im realy cool and good"

Iseeyouseemeseeyou
i m gay

Matoi Ryuko


Cellar door.

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FartGhost posted:

butt butt poopy lol

https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/fartghost

Cumt posted:

"hello im realy cool and good"

https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/cumt


https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/icu

Matoi Ryuko posted:

Cellar door.

https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/matoi

Matoi Ryuko



tinkerttoy

by XyloJW
Dude, you're nota gonna believe what happened yesterday. I came home from work at the bakery and there was this homeless dude passed out on my fridge. Like, on top of my fridge.

tinkerttoy fucked around with this message at 01:39 on Sep 17, 2014

tinkerttoy

by XyloJW
So I ask they guy, "What the gently caress are you doing on my fridge?" but he's asleep so I wake him up and ask him again. Then he starts yelling at me, saying something about giant insects and even gianter bug spray.

tinkerttoy fucked around with this message at 01:40 on Sep 17, 2014

tinkerttoy

by XyloJW
So I get pissed at the twat and try to tell him to get the gently caress off of my fridge, but he won't come the gently caress down. I get bored and leave, and like 10 minutes later I hear the door open. I go back to the fridge and the fucker's gone.

tinkerttoy fucked around with this message at 01:41 on Sep 17, 2014

tinkerttoy

by XyloJW
What kind of rear end in a top hat thinks that just because you're a giant bug you're going to eat him? I mean jesus people say racism is dead, but then this poo poo happen.s That guy can suck, like, 20 dicks, preferably in order from smallest to largest, because otherwise it'll bug my OCD hahaha am i right guys? Here are some pictures of small abberations in otherwise orderly settings.

tinkerttoy fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Sep 17, 2014

treasure bear

dogcrash truther
Tinker toy is a basic bitch

Luminous Cow

Well you know there should be no law
on people that want to smoke a little dope.
Well you know it's good for your head
And it relax your body don't you know.

:420:

5'd

pig slut lisa

irl is good


dogcrash truther posted:

Tinker toy is a basic bitch

yeah he don't ever want to keep it real by kiss and gently caress and marry someone of the same gender

blinking beacon nose

birthday frog comes bearing gifts and special birthday wishes
%$&*(#$UIO#Y*&$*(%Y(*&%$(@$HRH*&%*(^U(TOUET#(%*##%#I!)!_!_)(#%$&

City of Glompton

dogcrash truther posted:

Tinker toy is a basic bitch

he's my adoptee, it's probably because I'm a negligent parent :(

tinkertoy, please heed hte wise words of dct. you are better than randian word vomists and tl:drs, son :rory:

tinkerttoy

by XyloJW

Siluvayne posted:

he's my adoptee, it's probably because I'm a negligent parent :(

tinkertoy, please heed hte wise words of dct. you are better than randian word vomists and tl:drs, son :rory:

I'm sorry mom i need to ::chillout:

e: FIXECD

tinkerttoy fucked around with this message at 01:43 on Sep 17, 2014

City of Glompton

tinkerttoy posted:

I'm sorry mom i need to ::chillout:

e: FIXECD

:glomp:

Afro Doug

Tack så mycket, jeg elsker deg

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tinkerttoy posted:

Dude, you're nota gonna believe what happened yesterday. I came home from work at the bakery and there was this homeless dude passed out on my fridge. Like, on top of my fridge.

https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/tinkertoy

dogcrash truther posted:

Tinker toy is a basic bitch

https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/dct

Afro Doug posted:

Tack så mycket, jeg elsker deg

https://soundcloud.com/emilstrand/afrodoug

blinking beacon nose posted:

%$&*(#$UIO#Y*&$*(%Y(*&%$(@$HRH*&%*(^U(TOUET#(%*##%#I!)!_!_)(#%$&

this corrupts the voice (lower volume)

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friend of the family

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