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Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

Fine tuning this list is hard :(

D Brees NO - Passing Yards 293
P Manning DEN - Passing Yards 303
E Manning NYG - Passing Yards 234

Tucker Number
G Smith NYJ - Passing Yards

830 with Smith remaining. Gonna be close!

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Roumba
Jun 29, 2005
Buglord
I guess I only hallucinated that I posted and never actually did. Now, I'm stuck doing it this week with 4 teams I hardly ever watch!

Le'Veon Ball - Rushing
Ben Roethlisberger - Passing
Antonio Brown - Receiving
Greg Olsen - Receiving
Cam Newton - Passing
Tucker #: Jay Cutler - Passing

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Metapod posted:

Drew Brees - passing yards - 293
Mathew Stafford - passing yards - 246
Matt Ryan - passing yards - 286
tucker Brandon Marshall - receiving yards

825 + Brandon Marshall

I should finish between 900 and 1000 barring some miraculous bullshit :)

I'm an idiot and hit edit instead of quote

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

Peyton Manning - Passing Yards
Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
Nick Foles - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Jay Cutler - Passing Yards

I'm gonna bust huh.

EDIT: Using the Suh Token
886.

Okay Jay have a real bad day please.

ffoecaf
Sep 17, 2005

Get Off My Lawn
Whoops

Tucker Number - Jay Cutler, Passing Yards

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chichevache posted:

Ben Roethlisberger- Passing Yards 196
Cam Newton- Passing Yards 250
Cam Newton- Rushing Yards 7
Leveon Bell- Rushing Yards 147
Kelvin Benjamin Receiving Yards 115
Tucker Number Jay Cutler- Passing Yards
Suh Token


715 with Culter and a Suh token. Feels like a top 10 place to me.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Akbar posted:

Colin Kaepernick - Passing
Ben Roethlisberger - Passing
Montee Ball - Rushing
Knile Davis - Rushing
Jay Cutler - Passing

Suh token

389 yards needed from Jay Cutler. Throw, drat you!

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Russel Wilson - Passing 258
Aaron Rodgers - Passing 162
Andy Dalton - Passing 169
Anquan Boldin - Receiving 36

Tucker #: Martellus Benette - Receiving




625 with an okay TE to go. I is hosed.

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005
Buglord

Roumba posted:

I guess I only hallucinated that I posted and never actually did. Now, I'm stuck doing it this week with 4 teams I hardly ever watch!

147 - Le'Veon Ball - Rushing
196 - Ben Roethlisberger - Passing
90 - Antonio Brown - Receiving
69 - Greg Olsen - Receiving
250 - Cam Newton - Passing
Tucker #: Jay Cutler - Passing

752 + Cutler = A more exciting MNF involving the NYJ than ever before!

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

13 year old girls posted:

Ben Roethlisberger - Passing yards
Cam Newton - Passing yards
Aaron Rodgers - Passing yards
Russell Wilson - Passing yards
Randall Cobb - Receiving yards

Tucker Number: Chris Ivory - Rushing yards

895

please god

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

anime gently caress pillow posted:

It's hilarious that I still ended top 20.

Nick Foles - Passing Yards (325)
Matt Stafford - Passing Yards (246)
Tony Romo - Passing Yards (217)

Tucker Number: Matt Forte - Rushing Yards



788 with Forte to go. I need to start picking QBs that are going to explode.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

Matthew Stafford - Passing - 246
Joe Flacco - Passing - 217
Le'Veon Bell - Rushing - 147
Zac Stacy - Rushing - 67
Jimmy Graham - Receiving - 54
Michael Floyd - Receiving - 114

Tucker #: Matt Forte - Rushing

845 + Forte I'll take it. Forte probably won't do a whole lot against the Jets (everyone laugh at me when I bust).

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

Apples McGrind posted:

Aaron Rodgers - passing
Matt Stafford - passing
Phillip Rivers - passing

Tucker Number - Matt Forte - rushing

Also:

WILLIS TOKEN IN PLAY

664? Christ, Aaron Rodgers. You sucked loving hard this week. Whatever, at least The Lions won.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
556 with Geno Smith to go. At least I won't bust I guess!

If I do bust I can't even be mad because Geno throwing for 450+ would be too funny.

aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
Looks like 884 with Forte receiving to go. Another "good, not great" week. I seem to excel at hitting the 800-920 range

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

No Butt Stuff posted:

Alex Smith - Passing Yards (186)
Dwayne Bowe - Receiving Yards (32)
Frank Gore - Rushing Yards (10)
Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards (0)
Knile Davis - Rushing Yards (132)
Drew Brees - Passing Yards (293)
Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards (54)
Travis Kelce - Receiving Yards (36)
Russell Wilson - Rushing Yards (40)
Colin Kaepernick - Rushing Yards (54)




Tucker Number:
Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards



837. If Marshall gets more than 163 yards, it would be nuts. Also, a poor choice of token. Let's go Marshall, take me to the top.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Lt. Chips posted:

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards 370
Peyton Manning - Passing Yards 303
Demarco Murray - Rushing Yards 100
Giovanni Bernard - Rushing Yards 47
Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards 54
Anquan Boldin - Receiving Yards 36

Tucker Number: Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards ?

Total So Far: 910

This is gonna be close... :ohdear:

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

491 with Geno Smith left, yuck.

I thought everyone combining Stafford and Rodgers would bust.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Cruel and Unusual posted:

491 with Geno Smith left, yuck.

I thought everyone combining Stafford and Rodgers would bust.

I combined Foles and Cousins and welp.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

619 with Forte to go. I bust week 1 and get too scared to do anything. I suck

Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

Dubar posted:

Colin Kaepernick - Passing Yards 245
Ben Roethlisberger - Passing Yards 196
EJ Manuel - Passing Yards 238
Niles Paul- Receiving Yards 68
Jared Cook - Receiving Yards 75

Tucker - Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards

822 + Marshall. Everyone was pretty much landing exactly where I expected them to until stupid Big Ben couldnt break 200. Hopefully the Jets secondary can play up to their potential of being really horrible and I can turn this thing around.

JGKing
Dec 26, 2012

What has happened to this company?!

JGKing posted:

Drew Brees - Passing - 293
Andrew Luck - Passing - 370
Andrew Luck - Rushing - 15
Joique Bell - Rushing - 33
Reggie Bush - Rushing - 61
Darren Sproles - Rushing - 20

Tucker Number
Jay Cutler - Passing

792 + Cutler. Uh oh.

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Bjay9 posted:

Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Derek Carr - Passing Yards
Matt Asiata - Rushing Yards
Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number - Matt Forte - Rushing Yards

819 with Forte :effort:

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

skaboomizzy posted:

Philip Rivers - passing
Tom Brady - passing
Andrew Luck - passing

Tucker Number: Chris Ivory - rushing

860 with Chris Ivory to go. This may be a competitive score!

Felter Chesthard
Sep 11, 2001

Felter Chesthard posted:

Philip Rivers - Passing
Andrew Luck - Passing
Matt Stafford - Passing
Andrew Luck - Rushing

Tafoya Number - Matt Forte - Receiving



256, 370, 246, 15 = 887 with Forte receiving. Pretty good

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
I thought I had plenty of room to survive Geno, but I may be proven wrong. 188 and we're not even at the half.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Fenrir posted:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing 162
Matthew Stafford - Passing 246
Knile Davis - Rushing 132
Donald Brown - Rushing 62

Tucker Number: Geno Smith - Passing :iiam:



602 plus Geno looks better than I thought it would, 194 yards already?

e: 918, drat. I'll take it :dance:

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 11:26 on Sep 23, 2014

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Marshall still at no yards. Ugh.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chichevache posted:

715 with Culter and a Suh token. Feels like a top 10 place to me.

Almost the fourth quarter and Cutler has 196. Should have used a Ryan token cause this is gonna own.

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!
I'm now at 985 - Geno will be throwing, too, so I'm almost certain to bust barring a long Chicago drive and a quick Jets three and out or something. On the other hand, I am a Jets fan, so I guess I can't complain too much.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

OrangeKing posted:

I am a Jets fan, so I guess I can't complain too much.

You don't sound like a Jets fan

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!

Chichevache posted:

You don't sound like a Jets fan

Well, I was assuming that if Geno busted me, it would mean good things for the Jets. I should know better by now :(

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Chichevache posted:

Chichevache posted:

Ben Roethlisberger- Passing Yards 196
Cam Newton- Passing Yards 250
Cam Newton- Rushing Yards 7
Leveon Bell- Rushing Yards 147
Kelvin Benjamin Receiving Yards 115
Tucker Number Jay Cutler- Passing Yards
Suh Token


715 with Culter and a Suh token. Feels like a top 10 place to me.

225 from Cutler, so I've got 940. Not as good as I thought, but still decent.

Roumba
Jun 29, 2005
Buglord

Roumba posted:

752 + Cutler(225) = A more exciting MNF involving the NYJ than ever before!

:mrgw: 977 :mrgw:

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

939 total

gently caress yes

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
831 how the hell does brandon marshall get 6 total yards

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Welp. Busted again. Time for my Browns are on bye gimmick list!

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

No Butt Stuff posted:

837. If Marshall gets more than 163 yards, it would be nuts. Also, a poor choice of token. Let's go Marshall, take me to the top.

843.

To be fair, how the hell was anyone supposed to figure Marshall was only good for 6 yards?

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

Fine tuning this list is hard :(

D Brees NO - Passing Yards 325
P Manning DEN - Passing Yards 303
E Manning NYG - Passing Yards 234

Tucker Number
G Smith NYJ - Passing Yards 316


Total of 1178 maybe this four QB thing is a bad idea... :(

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Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
Sorry y'all, real life stuff intruded this week so I couldn't be as timely as I prefer. Should have the Week 4 thread up sometime tonight.

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