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the unabonger

# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:34

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# ? May 16, 2024 01:44

Peanut and the Gang: by exmarx

The Green Calx posted:

Holy freaking lol.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:55

Bo-Pepper: Want some rye?
Course ya do!

everyone who posts that pic should be banned for stalking

# ? Sep 18, 2014 03:59

Ace of Baes

a ritard posted:

what caused the deletion of the original byob?

right now i'm guessing it had to do with some pretty amoral/criminal stuff that had been going on (pedophilia was mentioned, i'm sure that the whole "tier" thing was cool with everyone as well)

BYOB was filled with hope when the RZNV came to town. They promised jobs, jobs for everyone. Their money fixed roads and opened hospitals. When RZNV announced Project R.E.g.g.A.E., even the IK didn't question it. RZNV said we needed a new god, so we began to build. We were so busy finishing the project, we didn't notice nature withering around us. We never asked to whom this new god would pray. We had to destroy BYOB--to save it--and the survivors buried the remnants of R.E.g.g.A.E. in a sarcophagus deep beneath the Canning District. It was their hope that this pharoah's burial would keep him asleep for all times. No expense was spared: an emerald casket, a golden map, a forgotten weapon?

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:39

vapoursquid: none other

Bo-Pepper posted:

everyone who posts that pic should be banned for stalking

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:55

bacalou

Bo-Pepper posted:

everyone who posts that pic should be banned for stalking

but it's wonderful

# ? Sep 18, 2014 04:57

Sleepy Sip

Bo-Pepper posted:

everyone should be banned

# ? Sep 18, 2014 05:54

Sleepy Sip

yeah, i'Ve got one. you thought it would slip right by us, but i want Answers to this bullshit.

wd 40, are you actually a 30 foot tall mutant? you can see by the direction of the lightpost on the right that the shadows are falling at a slant. if you took this picture, then you're standing in the dead center and your shadow is falling slightly to your left. oh, right. what i forgot to mention is that your shadow is 30 FEET TALL, and that you're looming over this 20 ft. tall building. so what's the deal here, wd? we're not going to put up with your lies anymore. the people want the truth.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:36

GODSPEED JOHN GLENN: I put my thumb up my bum and shut one eye, and my thumb blotted out the planet Earth.

Sleepy Sip posted:

yeah, i'Ve got one. you thought it would slip right by us, but i want Answers to this bullshit.

wd 40, are you actually a 30 foot tall mutant? you can see by the direction of the lightpost on the right that the shadows are falling at a slant. if you took this picture, then you're standing in the dead center and your shadow is falling slightly to your left. oh, right. what i forgot to mention is that your shadow is 30 FEET TALL, and that you're looming over this 20 ft. tall building. so what's the deal here, wd? we're not going to put up with your lies anymore. the people want the truth.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 15:59

ulvir

The Green Calx posted:

this is precicely the kind of thing that got Arnold "arnie" of Soissons into trouble

# ? Sep 18, 2014 16:05

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

i always assumed the deletion was lf related but i was also posting there almost exclusively at the time so

# ? Sep 18, 2014 16:27

Lil Cunty

Sleepy Sip posted:

yeah, i'Ve got one. you thought it would slip right by us, but i want Answers to this bullshit.

wd 40, are you actually a 30 foot tall mutant? you can see by the direction of the lightpost on the right that the shadows are falling at a slant. if you took this picture, then you're standing in the dead center and your shadow is falling slightly to your left. oh, right. what i forgot to mention is that your shadow is 30 FEET TALL, and that you're looming over this 20 ft. tall building. so what's the deal here, wd? we're not going to put up with your lies anymore. the people want the truth.

i never said i wasn't 30 ft tall wtf

tallshaming in byob smh

this is just the disgusting behavior that tore us apart the last time byob was deleted

# ? Sep 18, 2014 16:53

Luvcow: One day nearer spring

Sleepy Sip posted:

yeah, i'Ve got one. you thought it would slip right by us, but i want Answers to this bullshit.

wd 40, are you actually a 30 foot tall mutant? you can see by the direction of the lightpost on the right that the shadows are falling at a slant. if you took this picture, then you're standing in the dead center and your shadow is falling slightly to your left. oh, right. what i forgot to mention is that your shadow is 30 FEET TALL, and that you're looming over this 20 ft. tall building. so what's the deal here, wd? we're not going to put up with your lies anymore. the people want the truth.

slenderman...

# ? Sep 18, 2014 16:57

Pizzatime

what is love :mmmhmm:

# ? Sep 18, 2014 17:30

cruft

WD-40 posted:

Was that gas station in the movie Dreamgirls?

# ? Sep 18, 2014 17:43

vapoursquid: none other

Sleepy Sip posted:

yeah, i'Ve got one. you thought it would slip right by us, but i want Answers to this bullshit.

wd 40, are you actually a 30 foot tall mutant? you can see by the direction of the lightpost on the right that the shadows are falling at a slant. if you took this picture, then you're standing in the dead center and your shadow is falling slightly to your left. oh, right. what i forgot to mention is that your shadow is 30 FEET TALL, and that you're looming over this 20 ft. tall building. so what's the deal here, wd? we're not going to put up with your lies anymore. the people want the truth.

# ? Sep 18, 2014 20:18

Captain No-mates

what and when is spider guy

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:23

ron color

The Fresh Prince posted:

heres a hosed up tiny dog that is still alive:

this is a kobol

# ? Sep 18, 2014 23:28

tinkerttoy: by XyloJW

What was BYOB's darkest hour?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:02

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

tinkerttoy posted:

What was BYOB's darkest hour?

http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3665731

# ? Sep 19, 2014 01:05

ron color

tinkerttoy posted:

What was BYOB's darkest hour?

there was a rough stretch for sure last spring

# ? Sep 19, 2014 03:23

Dexters Secret

tinkerttoy posted:

What was BYOB's darkest hour?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 07:42

LappyDore64: by XyloJW

Dexters Secret posted:

# ? Sep 19, 2014 07:58

Yobgoblin: by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

The Green Calx posted:

Are you gonna gently caress Stephanie?

# ? Sep 19, 2014 07:58

Lil Cunty

Dexters Secret posted:

hahaha awwwwww wms is so cute

# ? Sep 19, 2014 15:52

A Bad King: Suppose the oil man,
He comes to town.
And you don't lay money down.

Yet Mr. King,
He killed the thread
The other day.
Well I wonder.
Who's gonna go to Hell?

The Green Calx posted:

To everybody who didn't catch this the first time it was posted, we had a "interesting things on google maps" thread like three weeks ago, and Sid posted his Google Streetview doxx. Apparently, the Google Maps car drove by as 16 year old Sid was out with his weed device.

# ? Sep 19, 2014 16:29