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I think I understand the plot now, blonde woman is clearly Michelle Pfeiffer. She's all upset because they retconned Catwoman to not be a white male which she can identify with, so she made this poisoned makeup for Halle Berry to wear to force them to cast her in the role so that average people can play this video game because they cannot connect with protagonists who are not white males. This game is clearly a thing of beauty bringing up some of the issues of Gamingo Gait a whole decade early. I bet it got bad reviews because the gaming journalists slept with their Playstatsion 2s and their XBoxes so they couldn't give a good review to this revolutionary Gamecube game.
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Finally, what I came here to see: a good catfight.
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Oct 12, 2014 08:35
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This game is really doing a good job showing just how little plot the film had. also no Benjamin Bratt it seems?
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Pretty sure that 'car horn' noise is the sound of a poor little kitty stuck in a vent 
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Gaz-L posted:She... does have one in the comics, though? Her mother killed herself, her dad was a drunk, so she ended up on the street, stealing to make ends meet, and depending on the version you're reading, eventually started turning tricks/working as a dominatrix or tried to and chickened out at the last minute, before doing the usual 'train under a mysterious mentor' bit and becoming the world's greatest burglar. The cat motif was a combo of her mum's love of them and well... hot dude dressed up like a bat in the evening papers, seemed like a good idea at the time. (Yeah i know it's a late reply i'm doing) They changed her origin so her dad was Carmine Falcone but i don't what her origins in the Nu52 (Nu52 being poo poo i avoid it now)
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Oct 13, 2014 04:15
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Catwoman's got this weird bugeye stare whenever she does the sexy pose. I think it's less she's using her sexiness to befuddle the men, and more some kind of Svengali-ish hypnotism to turn them stupid.
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Oct 14, 2014 09:09
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We will be streaming either the penultimate or the ultimate Catwoman stream in about 3 hours. http://www.twitch.tv/mendrinkincoffee
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judge reinhold posted:We will be streaming either the penultimate or the ultimate Catwoman stream in about 3 hours. http://www.twitch.tv/mendrinkincoffee That's a big promise, do you have enough hype to backup that claim?
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Oct 14, 2014 21:21
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Gonna be real sad when it turns out there isn't a one on one basketball mini-game.
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Oct 14, 2014 23:01
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https://www.twitch.tv/mendrinkincoffee we are live!!!!!!
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Alas, all good things must come to an end, so let's take a look at the final chapters of Catwoman! First off, Catwoman has a ticket to the opera, and wackiness is in the cards! But first, she must go down Sniper Alley in the scenic Derelict District. However, after checking Catwoman's coat at the front desk, the opera turns hairy. Can Catwoman find an usher to help her find her seat? Will the opera live up to all the hype of the local press? Watch and find out! Afterward, it's the last hurrah. Catwoman must fight some sort of villain that maybe has more obvious motives in the movie. Her sexy rivalry with the sexy Detective Man comes to a pinnacle, a sexy pinnacle, as the sexy duo try to corner the sexy main villain. Can Catwoman put a stop to the villain's nefarious, vague plans? Will the girl... get the guy?!?! Watch and find out!      
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Oct 16, 2014 17:38
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Oct 16, 2014 17:41
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This game is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!! rear end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Oct 16, 2014 17:43
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judge reinhold posted:This game is shiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiit!!! rear end!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Dickbutt. The stream endng was great.
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Oct 16, 2014 17:47
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Judge's Catwoman voice sounds like the Catwoman from the 1970s animated Batman cartoon. I tried searching for an example but it is impossible to find a picture or video of Catwoman from that series. The cartoon itself is a good way to give yourself a lobotomy: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H4pXUINCTYA
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Oct 16, 2014 18:33
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Well I certainly feel dominated.
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Brutakas posted:Judge's Catwoman voice sounds like the Catwoman from the 1970s animated Batman cartoon. I tried searching for an example but it is impossible to find a picture or video of Catwoman from that series. I don't agree with you there, that was refreshingly fun in it's in silliness compared to the Joker is now in the comics:  http://www.comicvine.com/death-of-the-family/4045-56853/ And that was still less worse than the New 52 Joker's Daughter (She's not actually related to him)  Seriously if you want a lobotomy google her comic.
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Oct 16, 2014 23:13
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I am convinced this game put the shooting section to hide some terrible programming or something. I always feel that way with lovely games that force some speed, though.
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Oct 17, 2014 01:15
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I applauded when the man jumped into the fish.
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Oct 17, 2014 01:23
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I saw Catwoman in front of the Hollywood Highland mall yesterday. I locked eyes with her and she looked excited in a manner I thought meant she was excited to get $5 for a photograph, but then I saw a dumpster nearby and got the gently caress out of there. I rode the subway with The Heath Ledger Joker on the way home. Hollywood blvd kind of sucks. Free stress tests, though.
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Oct 17, 2014 01:56
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So, evil woman has no problem shooting the detective or her husband, but Catwoman? Can't shoot her! Have to toss the gun.
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Brassherald posted:So, evil woman has no problem shooting the detective or her husband, but Catwoman? Can't shoot her! She knew catwoman would just dodge the bullet! Or get shot 7 times in the clavicle and then jump around in circles kicking boxes.
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Oct 17, 2014 02:02
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Brassherald posted:So, evil woman has no problem shooting the detective or her husband, but Catwoman? Can't shoot her! Have to toss the gun. She tosses the gun, which she was holding with her gloveless hand so it had her fingerprints on it, to Catwoman, who again was wearing gloves, thereby giving Catwoman the piece of evidence that would frame her. Thank God Catwoman threw the gun on the ground, otherwise the plan would make no sense instead of making half-sense.
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Oct 17, 2014 02:05
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Great LP/ terrible game, guys. Honk.
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Oct 17, 2014 07:42
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I'm watching the final episode right now and just cracking up. For real, this game had you guys firing on all cylinders.
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Oct 17, 2014 07:54
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Roach Warehouse posted:Great LP/ terrible game, guys. 
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Oct 17, 2014 08:16
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So Judge, you guys did end up realizing that the "car honking" sound was just the sound of the cat trapped in the vents throughout the levels right?...guys?
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It's a terrible sound effect. A player would most likely eventually put two and two together and realize that it's related to Midnight being stuck in a vent again like an idiot, but why they went with the sound of an impatient person waiting to pickup you up in their car rather than, say, a regular old cat meow, I don't know. Oh no, Catwoman! her sexy posing shames me thank God, a dumpster
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Oct 17, 2014 10:21
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Was it really? I thought in the last level they found Midnight and still heard the honking.
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Oct 17, 2014 10:56
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The villain's plan is the most incompetent, poorly thought through ever. Was this a Coen brothers movie?
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Morholt posted:The villain's plan is the most incompetent, poorly thought through ever. Was this a Coen brothers movie?
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It's absolutely one of my favorite bad movies and I highly recommend it to anyone with an appreciation for awful cinema. So much of it is just baffling. Like the overuse of CGI for simple things you do not need CGI for like 'cityscape at night' or 'catwoman walking'. It's just a baffling film.
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I think you guys might be on to something. I went back, collected all the bling, and this cutscene played right before the boss fight! Wow! I never knew! It's a car, not a cat. Maybe you wrote out "car", mistook the "r" for a "t" and then got confused? https://soundcloud.com/mendrinkincoffee/beep judge reinhold fucked around with this message at 15:54 on Oct 17, 2014 |
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judge reinhold posted:I think you guys might be on to something. I went back, collected all the bling, and this cutscene played right before the boss fight! Wow! I never knew! Catwoman does look great with a pompadour. I hope that's an unlockable costume.
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Oct 17, 2014 13:30
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Huzzah! posted:Catwoman does look great with a pompadour. I hope that's an unlockable costume. Pay-to-download DLC, actually.
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Oct 17, 2014 18:12
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Oh, you think the last fight of the Catwoman GAME was bad? Let's just see how that ending was played in the movie. It's a poor quality vid, and in Spanish, but hey - I'm putting in as much effort as the creators of this game did.
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Oct 17, 2014 19:13
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Wow, the game had better graphics than the movie.
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Oct 17, 2014 19:45
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I really enjoyed when you discovered the camera controls after beating the game.
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Oct 17, 2014 23:59
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FreeKillB posted:I really enjoyed when you discovered the camera controls after beating the game. My favorite moment of the LP. I love you guys, never stop.
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So did I miss it, or did they totally leave out the whole Sharon Stone having diamond skin thing? My mind kinda glazed over amongst all the honking and anger Judge was having at the amazing platforming job. Still it was amazing all around and I look forward to the next coffee LP.
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