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Well, the crazy lady (Jesus, I had no idea that was supposed to be Sharon Stone, great character model) said something about Beau-line having side effects before beating up the cop. Just what the side effects were, they didn't really say. Because she forced the guy to shoot himself, I sorta assumed it was something about strength enhancement, but clearly the game assumes we've seen the movie and doesn't really need to elaborate. Also, I really hate how they pronounce Beau-line.
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If I recall the plot correctly from when I was like eight or something (when'd this movie come out) it makes you look way good for like a year and then rapidly ages you. I don't know how or why.
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Oct 18, 2014 07:07
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Seagull posted:If I recall the plot correctly from when I was like eight or something (when'd this movie come out) it makes you look way good for like a year and then rapidly ages you. I didn't know make-up making you look good was only a side effect.
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Oct 18, 2014 07:15
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I thought it was some kind of drug.
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Oct 18, 2014 07:32
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It's an anti-aging cream that causes the user's skin to quickly deteriorate if they stop using it. On the up side, though, if you keep applying it for long enough, your skin becomes invulnerable. It's a give and take.
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Oct 18, 2014 07:42
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Wasn't experimental anti-aging skin cream what made Clayface, well, Clayface?
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Oct 18, 2014 07:45
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Neruz posted:Wasn't experimental anti-aging skin cream what made Clayface, well, Clayface? Depends on the version. If you're thinking of the DCAU, though, Matt Hagen turns super thanks to an experimental cream which allows him to rearrange his face and hide the disfiguring scars he got in a car accident. After a while, though, his face would melt when he didn't have the cream and so when he got cut off he broke into the factory, fell into a vat of the stuff, and then turned into Clayface.
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:Depends on the version. If you're thinking of the DCAU, though, Matt Hagen turns super thanks to an experimental cream which allows him to rearrange his face and hide the disfiguring scars he got in a car accident. After a while, though, his face would melt when he didn't have the cream and so when he got cut off he broke into the factory, fell into a vat of the stuff, and then turned into Clayface. You really have to wonder how that product got past testing.
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Neruz posted:You really have to wonder how that product got past testing. Experimental Neruz. He was the clinical trial. It never got past testing due to the melting face thing.
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BioEnchanted posted:Experimental Neruz. He was the clinical trial. It never got past testing due to the melting face thing. So they missed the whole 'turns you into a melty clay monster' during animal trials? I mean I expect it would work just as well on a cat and I wouldn't expect Gotham to have much in the way of regulation to stop animal testing... Then again maybe the standards are so low they skip animal testing altogether and just go straight to humans, hmm never considered that.
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Oct 18, 2014 08:21
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Y'know... maybe that car horn WAS supposed to be an indicator that Midnight exists in the level. I'm listening to the ambient sound from the earlier missions before the Midnight Mechanic is introduced, and no horn honking. Maybe the person who did the foley had never seen or heard a cat before, so he had someone describe what a cat looked like and created the sound based off that description. Also, not to take anything away from the developers, but maybe having the cat honk every 8 seconds is a bit excessive.
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judge reinhold posted:Y'know... maybe that car horn WAS supposed to be an indicator that Midnight exists in the level. I'm listening to the ambient sound from the earlier missions before the Midnight Mechanic is introduced, and no horn honking. Maybe the person who did the foley had never seen or heard a cat before, so he had someone describe what a cat looked like and created the sound based off that description. Also, not to take anything away from the developers, but maybe having the cat honk every 8 seconds is a bit excessive. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PS3jlUPPf5U
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While cats are capable of making some very odd noises, I don't think they can honk.
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Neruz posted:While cats are capable of making some very odd noises, I don't think they can honk. There's video evidence right there.
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Bobbin Threadbare posted:It's an anti-aging cream that causes the user's skin to quickly deteriorate if they stop using it. On the up side, though, if you keep applying it for long enough, your skin becomes invulnerable. It's a give and take. The weird thing is that the game seems to imply that it kills people... somehow. Which, granted, at least gives it more drama than the film, in which Catwoman was fighting against anti-aging cream making people ugly and/or giving them superpowers, but on the other hand, it's still stupid. Maybe it was supposed to be killing people in the film but that never really came across. Then again it was a really, really stupid film, so who knows.
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Oct 18, 2014 17:48
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Well I'll be darned.
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judge reinhold posted:Y'know... maybe that car horn WAS supposed to be an indicator that Midnight exists in the level. I'm listening to the ambient sound from the earlier missions before the Midnight Mechanic is introduced, and no horn honking. Maybe the person who did the foley had never seen or heard a cat before, so he had someone describe what a cat looked like and created the sound based off that description. Also, not to take anything away from the developers, but maybe having the cat honk every 8 seconds is a bit excessive. only a monster would abandon a kitty judge. Midnight has a killer hairball problem though and is really stupid so maybe it should die. PrinceRandom fucked around with this message at 18:23 on Oct 18, 2014 |
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muike posted:There's video evidence right there. I'm pretty sure that has been edited, I'm not willing to believe that anything short of a Lyrebird can accurately reproduce the sound of an air horn. I would need to witness that cat making that noise in person or have the testimonial from multiple trustworthy people who witnessed it themselves before I'd accept that was real.
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Oct 18, 2014 18:36
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Interesting that they had the rights to use Sharon Stone's likeness but not Benjamin Bratt? He was the detective guy in the film, and part of that infamous basketball scene (which sadly is missing from this awful game).
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'Sadly' missing? I doubt merely adding the likeness of Benjamin Bratt would have had any impact on this game. In fact I think not having his likeness in this game was probably the correct decision.
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Oct 18, 2014 21:55
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I like how sometimes after you throw someone down a couple stories they give you a little cutscene to show that they're alright, because Catwoman is the good guy so she can't kill people. So pushing people off ledges is perfectly safe, guys. 
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Neruz posted:'Sadly' missing? I doubt merely adding the likeness of Benjamin Bratt would have had any impact on this game. In fact I think not having his likeness in this game was probably the correct decision. In case you haven't seen it, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rNlmRId2FVQ
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Oct 18, 2014 23:28
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Good grief, did the editor get paid per cut?
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judge reinhold posted:Good grief, did the editor get paid per cut? But yeah that's by far the worst editing I can think of in any major film release of late.
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FlamingLiberal posted:I was saying that the awful basketball scene was sadly not in this game. This made me nauseous. Like, existentially. Just plain old awful. Just watching this one scene, I can confidently declare that Catwoman: A Movie? - The Game! is much better than the movie that spawned it.
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Detective Thompson posted:This made me nauseous. Like, existentially. Just plain old awful. Just watching this one scene, I can confidently declare that Catwoman: A Movie? - The Game! is much better than the movie that spawned it. 
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FlamingLiberal posted:I was saying that the awful basketball scene was sadly not in this game. So, in the movie, were they confused about the difference between Catwoman and the Joker? Like, she laughs a whole bunch like a maniac, then goes on to kill all the children in the scene because she has lost her mind, right?
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Brassherald posted:So, in the movie, were they confused about the difference between Catwoman and the Joker? Like, she laughs a whole bunch like a maniac, then goes on to kill all the children in the scene because she has lost her mind, right?
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FlamingLiberal posted:I was saying that the awful basketball scene was sadly not in this game. Well that certainly makes me appreciate this games fixed(?) camera.
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The movie was directed by Pitof. He only has one name. It's pitof. According to imdb his trademark is "Extensive use of CG environments". The imdb trivia for the movie is pretty cool:
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Now I really have to watch the movie. Thanks a lot, jackasses.
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Please don't. They are only some good/stupid scenes and the rest is garbage. Especially Halle Berry.
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Even better, I thought I'd sit down and make a double-bill with Daredevil (which I am also yet to endure)...
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bhlaab posted:
I would be over the moon if this was also true of the actual movie.
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Nelson Mandela posted:Even better, I thought I'd sit down and make a double-bill with Daredevil (which I am also yet to endure)... Weirdly, despite Catwoman being absolutely the worst movie, it's easier to sit through than Daredevil because at least stuff is happening. Awful, painful to watch stuff, but you can entertain yourself through mockery. And alcohol. I watched Daredevil about as long ago as I watched Catwoman and I could not tell you a single thing that happened in that film, except that the entire cast was apparently made of cardboard. Oh, and blind jokes. Tasteless, incomprehensible blind jokes.
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I would much rather rewatch Daredevil again than Catwoman. If nothing else, Colin Farrell as Bullseye is amazing.
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Nelson Mandela posted:Now I really have to watch the movie. Thanks a lot, jackasses. Watch it for the scene where Catwoman propels herself in mid air via pelvic thrust.
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Nelson Mandela posted:Now I really have to watch the movie. Thanks a lot, jackasses. Or, you know, don't watch horrible crap.
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Great LP, looking forward to the next.
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bhlaab posted:I saw Catwoman in front of the Hollywood Highland mall yesterday. I locked eyes with her and she looked excited in a manner I thought meant she was excited to get $5 for a photograph, but then I saw a dumpster nearby and got the gently caress out of there. Some poo poo went down with the Catwoman I saw http://ktla.com/2014/10/22/caught-on-video-character-brawl-erupts-on-hollywood-blvd-chewbacca-freddy-krueger-try-to-break-it-up/ Catwoman was a sweetie pie I'm really sad that Mr Incredible did a suplex to her
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