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Man_of_Teflon
Aug 15, 2003

jasper megapost

jasper is a big boy



he sleeps like this usually. or sometimes on his back the same way


he can sleep pretty much anywhere actually


(note the dented head from using a stack of tiles? as a pillow)

when he is awake, he is desperate for human contact. he will always put a paw on you. if there are two people sitting next to each other, he will sit on one and put his paws on the other


if you try to lie down on the couch and read a book you will soon be looking at this:


he does not respond well to being dressed up

(note extended attack claws)

he is deaf so he loves it when you vacuum him directly with a spinny brush attachment. but he is terrified of brooms


HES A PRETTY KITTY


he is currently passed out on my lap while i am stuck at home with a fractured elbow

Man_of_Teflon fucked around with this message at 19:52 on Oct 14, 2014

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Man_of_Teflon
Aug 15, 2003

dressed jasper up for halloween

at first he was scared



then he was pissed



he couldn't walk with it on so he just flopped around for a minute before somehow wriggling out

Man_of_Teflon
Aug 15, 2003

his revenge style is more eating my plants and barfing them up on the rug

and then complaining that he is hungry

(he is deaf so his meows escalate to ear-shattering)

Man_of_Teflon
Aug 15, 2003

ExecuDork posted:

awww dat 70's chair and its hanging-strap armrest :3:

That 70's Chair

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