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Before anything else, rip the biggest fart possible. And then pick up Princess Cisscum and jam her into Lavos' eye or something like that I'm pretty much flexible here.
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Use your sword to give Lavos a sick mohawk.
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Aug 12, 2015 17:20
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Since this is the end-game on NG+++++++, you gotta have Luminaire by now. Or as Koop put it:C. Everett Koop posted:Before anything else, rip the biggest fart possible.
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Aug 12, 2015 17:34
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Dang, the game's pretty glitched now. Can't decide if Cisna is princess or queen.
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>Have your party members each grab a flap of Lavos' mouth and pull them as wide apart as possible >Shimmy a ring onto the left flap for... Reasons. >Stand in awe-struck horror at your work
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Aug 12, 2015 17:50
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Waitwaitwait. Did you say Blood Raven Dreadnought? The Theft Modules are probably sill active! Steal it. And the Queen. And Lavos.
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Aug 12, 2015 18:07
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Lecture Queen Cisnormal on the dangers of exclusion and persecution just because of who you are. Then:Regalingualius posted:>Have your party members each grab a flap of Lavos' mouth and pull them as wide apart as possible
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Aug 12, 2015 18:12
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Stone Cold Stunner.
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nine-gear crow posted:Stone Cold Stunner. STUNNAH BAH GAWHD
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No holding back! We need food for a good fart. So merge with FOOD and CHCH to form SOKU and let her rip!
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Aug 12, 2015 21:47
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Headbutt everything
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sheeeit, do you see the size of that thing? gently caress this poo poo, Imma go play some Mario.
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Aug 12, 2015 22:48
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Regalingualius posted:>Have your party members each grab a flap of Lavos' mouth and pull them as wide apart as possible He already did a stealth goatse. Check the golem death animation 
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nine-gear crow posted:He already did a stealth goatse. Check the golem death animation I figured that was what prompted that suggestion. 
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Regalingualius posted:>Have your party members each grab a flap of Lavos' mouth and pull them as wide apart as possible  No. NO. Why is this happening. This has got to stop. You have got to stop. Rather Watch Them posted:Since this is the end-game on NG+++++++, you gotta have Luminaire by now. Or as Koop put it: Yeah, that's the spirit, soldier! Let's finish this off and go home.  You blast Lavos to bits with Luminaire, and Princess/Queen Cisna escapes. Ah well, the Xenogears future has been averted for sure. As Lavos disintegrates around you, something strange happens. The world suddenly disappears and you find yourself standing in a blank void. You find yourself falling, faster and faster, towards some inexorable destination.  During your fall you lose track of FOOD and CHCH. You're on your own! You land at the bottom, a little worse for wear, but otherwise okay. You look around:  Whoa, where the gently caress are you? Is this? Could it be? Have you unlocked the super secret Meta Ending???? Well, you guess you better look around. You find the LP Subforum visually represented as a house within the blank void and read a note left at the door:  Hmm, well, okay, then. Let's talk to a couple posters.   Weird. This is weird. Reading posts without context is weird.   Ahh, you seem to be nearing the OP. I guess you can meet your creator. See what they have to say. You hope it's profound:  
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Goldmine
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Aug 14, 2015 16:34
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I don't see any mistakes. Hi GOKU!
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Aug 14, 2015 16:36
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Hi GOKU! You should pay a visit to Drakengard! 3! while you're here! I'm sure you'll love it.
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Aug 14, 2015 18:21
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quote:Now you done it. You DATED this LP!
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Aug 14, 2015 18:43
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Whoa gross. You don't use the stylish plugin to make the forums not look like a lightbulb? How can you browse without burning out your eyes? Awesome fin btw.
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Introduce yourself in GBS
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Aug 14, 2015 22:04
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Stab Sally. Take Sally's place as LPer. Make the best ending ever.
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Aug 14, 2015 22:20
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You're the Blind Sally now. Proclaim your Blindsallydom.
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OmegaCake posted:Stab Sally. Take Sally's place as LPer. Make the best ending ever. Recurse the LP until SomethingAwful's stack overflows.
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TooMuchAbstraction posted:Recurse the LP until SomethingAwful's stack overflows. This. This is the True Ending.
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Because Blind Sally has run screaming from the LP and is never coming back, it apparently falls to me to post the final update featuring the game's ending credits. So let's sit back, relax, and enjoy the fruits of our labor now that we've beaten Chron Tragger clean into submission.  Chrono Trigger OST - Ending Theme ~ To Far Away Times So, fun fact, if you manage to unlock all the game's ending, including the Developer's Commentary meta-ending, you get to have your name in the credits. It's pretty cool. There's only like 7 people who have been confirmed to have done it.  First up we have our cast credits. Old video games like Chron Tragger always had a big farewell to their dramatis personae because these games never got sequels, you see.  Um. Yeah.                   Okay, from here on, something interesting happens...  The game basically starts showing you a total cop out  slide show of all the stuff the developers planned to implement in the game, but never got around to because they ran out of time/money/fucks to give. So they just tease you with all the cut content during the credits. Can you believe this poo poo?What kind of an rear end in a top hat would do something like that? Anyways, apparently Cisna was going to kill GOKU using Lavos. Because that's what Cisna does, destroys people. I LP'd an entire duology where she pretty much ruined an empire single-handedly. It was called Killzone: Liberation.  But, you lose some, you win some. While GOKU might be dead, we at least got EPOCH.  And then you assholes demanded we paint it pink and name it DONGS. loving hell, this is why you NEVER let goons vote on anything...  Looking for a means to revive GOKU and kill Cisna and Lavos, we returned to Xenogears, where we fought the Son of Samus, one of the worst boss fights in the game.  To our complete shock, it turned out Samus was a girl. Not just any girl, it was actually ARMS! She survived the shootout in the Aveh desert and her run in with Immortan Joe and became a cybernetically enhanced badass. She was still pissed off about that whole "trying to erase her entire civilization from existence thing" so she used her new plasma cannon arm to try and murder the party again. CHCH slapped her into a vat of magma.  Still in 2300 AD / Xenogears, we climbed to the top of Babel Tower to retrieve the Chron Tragger to try and bring Goku back.  At the top of the tower we encountered... MOTHERFUCKER!  Is that Ramsus and Miang... and Chu-Chu? Jesus, this isn't a boss fight, it's a mercy killing. What the gently caress happened to them when we glitched them out of the game?  Actually, no. I don't want to know.  Still in Xenogears, we also fought the Holy Mother Brain of Nisan. Turns out Margie also survived the shootout and run in with Immortan Joe and she had her brain uploaded into a super computer to plot her revenge so that on the off chance the party ever returned to the future, she could kill them for murdering not just her cousin/fiancee (still creepy, by the way), but also her entire social circle. FOOD used his engineering skills on her and disconnected her from the wall outlet she was pluged into. See ya in Digital Hell, Margie!  We then went back to 65,000,000 BC... for some reason.  These two losers were supposed to turn up at some point, but then Blind Sally told me he would stop speaking to me if I ever suggested that again.  The party collected all 7 Dragon Balls and wished GOKU back to life from the Eternal Dragon.  And not a moment too soon, because it was time to fight Lavos/Lucca/Taban for realz this time.  And then we won Time forever.  And thus the game concludes on a lingering shot of the Lean Bell, whose gentle chimes the game opened on so very long ago.  It seems like almost yesterday, doesn't it. Well, on behalf of Blind Sally, I am nine-gear crow, and this has been Let's Play Chrono Tragger: SL99, New Game+++++++ Farewell, take care, and we'll see you in our next LP, whatever that may be.  But wait! What's this! What's making that awful grinding noise?!  It's... a phonebooth? Where the gently caress did that come from?  A crazy old man in a cardigan suddenly bursts out of the phonebooth. His eyebrows are large and scary. He yells at GOKU in a strange accent and you think he might have mental problems. In a commanding voice he says "GOKU! CHCH! You've got to come with me. It's about your kids! We need to go back... TO THE FUTURE!"  
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I couldn't have wished for a better ending. And not just because I'm in the credits. It is because I'm in the credits.
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 I never saw the credits in this game. I always tried to go for the super secret Triforce ending and getting bored. Thank you for showing me everything I missed!!
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nine-gear crow posted:
Thank you, Blind Sally. That would have been much worse than the Mecha-Shiva incident.  5, goldmine, &c
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Good jerb etc... and all, when are we going to do the DLC missions? I know people didn't like how one retconns Deadpool shooting Lara Croft in the spine, changing her from Chun-Li into Robocop, but I still thought it was nifty.
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That ending was exactly as I remembered it. Great thread, can't wait to see the LP for the upcoming remake.
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OmegaCake posted:Stab Sally. Take Sally's place as LPer. Make the best ending ever. Hmm... okay. Gildiss posted:Mecha-Shiva                that's it, the thread is over. (shout out to the Tie Fighter LP for the inspiration) Sally fucked around with this message at 03:56 on Nov 4, 2015 |
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geop gas the thread plz
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*Sniff* Beautiful, beautiful
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We are all so proud of you.
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