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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

A) EXPLORE YOUR HOUSE and make sure to grab a little sump'n sump'n. Under your bed. You know what I mean. :wiggle:

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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Get drunk, get krunk, get fuuucked up

Then punch robot faces. Fisting cures robots! :eng101:

Then go hit on heavily armed women. This can only end well!

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Tell Luca to forget this, let's get high and make out.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

See if the queen is up to get high and make out. Goddamnit, this is going to work eventually.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

ASK CHCH IF SHE WANTS TO GET HIGH AND MAKE OUT. C'mon, baby needs a new pair of shoes!

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Ask the Steel Runner if he wants to smoke weed and make out. :colbert:

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Ask the clockwork robot dragon if it wants to get high and make out. :v:

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Ask it if it wants to get LIGHTNING MAGIC.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Consume the Algaphotis.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

I'm thinking he looks more like a WEED.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

Wow, he must be pretty boss to run a ship with all of those dudes. Call him BBOS.

Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

You're SL 99 and maxed stats. These are a bunch of level 12 scrubs. Burst in the front door naked as a jaybird and weilding only the MOP. Then procede to clean up solo.

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Ratoslov
Feb 15, 2012

Now prepare yourselves! You're the guests of honor at the Greatest Kung Fu Cannibal BBQ Ever!

EngineerSean posted:

Whatever happens, we're eventually going to have to SEDUCE MARG

Obviously.

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