For the night crowd, here is a twine game i made about my open relationship

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David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

http://philome.la/reverendanthony/domain-of-the-cyberwitch/play

code:

            DOMAIN OF THE CYBERWITCH


            A TEXT ADVENTURE ABOUT APPLE PICKING AND OPEN RELATIONSHIPS


            COPYRIGHT 1988


            CONTINUE
            Y / N

Thank you for playing this wacky game about my hosed up open relationship. ;-*

# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:25

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# ? May 16, 2024 18:34

Zoq-Fot-Pik: Jun 27, 2008; Frungy!

I hope Anthony Burch falls into a wood chipper and dies from it.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:26

Eye of Widesauron: Mar 29, 2014

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

I hope Anthony Burch falls into a wood chipper and dies from it.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:27

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

code:

YOUR SKULL TATTOO YAWNS AS YOU CAST A DIGITAL LEVITATION INCANTATION. THE WHELP'S BAGS HOVER OFF THE GROUND, FOLLOWING YOU BOTH UP THE HUNDREDS OF STEPS THAT SCALE THE INSIDE OF YOUR STEEL CASTLE.

THE WALLS ARE ADORNED WITH ARTWORK FROM ALL ACROSS THE GALAXY: PORTRAITS OF VINCENT PRICE, IMAGES OF YOURSELF AS A CEPHALOPOD SWIMSUIT MODEL, PORTRAITS OF VINCENT PRICE.

WERE THE WHELP TO TOUCH ANY OF THESE PIECES, A SERIES OF AUTO-CROSSBOWS WOULD FOLD OUT FROM THE WALLS AND IMPALE HIM A DOZEN TIMES OVER BEFORE HE COULD EVEN GET "VINCENT PRICE AS THE EGGMAN" OUT OF ITS FRAME.

EVENTUALLY, THE TWO OF YOU REACH YOUR BEDROOM. THE ROOM IS OCTAGONAL IN SHAPE, SEEING AS IT FILLS A TURRET AT THE TOP OF YOUR CASTLE. FROM HERE, YOU CAN SURVEY MAD CITY IN PEACE. YOU CAN WATCH ITS GREENERY GROW AND DIE. YOU CAN LOOK DOWN YOUR NOSE AT THE COLLEGE BOYS WHO LITTER THE NEON STREETS WITH THEIR RED PLASTIC CUPS.

IT IS HOME. AND IT IS WHERE THE WHELP WILL STAY THIS WEEKEND, UNTIL HE HEADS BACK TO HIS HOME STATE.

"LOOK HERE," YOU SAY. THE METAL BRACELET AROUND YOUR RIGHT ARM BEGINS SPINNING, AND THE RED LIGHTNING LEAPS ALL THE WAY UP TO YOUR FACE, WHERE IT CRASHES AGAINST YOUR TEETH AND STAYS THERE, RUNNING BACK AND FORTH ALONG YOUR INCISORS, TINGLING YOUR GUMS AND LIGHTING THE INSIDE OF YOUR MOUTH.

"YOU WILL REMAIN HERE FOR THE WEEKEND. YOU HAVE NO CHOICE IN THE MATTER. I WILL RECOMMEND SEVERAL ACTIVITIES WE CAN EMBARK UPON TO ENTERTAIN OURSELVES, AND YOU WILL ACCEPT THESE RECOMMENDATIONS WITHOUT COMPLAINT. IS THIS CLEAR?"

ON "CLEAR," THE RED LIGHTNING SHOOTS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND HITS HIM SQUARE IN THE CHEST.

"Ooh. That felt kinda neat. But, yeah. Sounds � sounds good. What did you have in mind?"

"THERE ARE MANY OPTIONS. WE WILL EVENTUALLY DO THEM ALL. WE CAN:

- WATCH A MOVIE

- GO SEE A PLAY

- GO APPLE PICKING

- PLAY A GAME

- DO SEX"

# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:28

Kazvall: Mar 20, 2009

I CHOOSE:

PLAPE GRAME WHILE DO SEX

# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:31

qnqnx: Nov 14, 2010

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

I hope Anthony Burch falls into a wood chipper and dies from it.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:37

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

Kazvall posted:

I CHOOSE:

PLAPE GRAME WHILE DO SEX

input accepted as "smell yo neck"

# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:41

Kazvall: Mar 20, 2009

David Copperfield posted:

input accepted as "smell yo neck"

I AM NOW A BELIEVER IN THE JESUS NECK SCENTING TECHNIQUE. THANKS, DAVID!

# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:45

Zoq-Fot-Pik: Jun 27, 2008; Frungy!

David Copperfield posted:

input accepted as "smell yo neck"

Rofl

# ? Sep 20, 2014 04:50

Hoodrich: Feb 4, 2011; by Reene

David Copperfield posted:

input accepted as "smell yo neck"

its pretty cool that he decided to become half gay or wahtever to be more politically correct

# ? Sep 20, 2014 05:07

David Copperfield: Mar 14, 2004; im david copperfield

D. The correct word is actually Cucked.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 05:32

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

David Copperfield posted:

D. The correct word is actually Cucked.

gently caress yes the cuck meme

# ? Sep 20, 2014 05:44

elf help book: Aug 5, 2004; Though the battle might be endless, I will never give up

David Copperfield posted:

input accepted as "smell yo neck"

# ? Sep 20, 2014 06:15

Mr.Unique-Name: Jul 5, 2002

always remember to smell your date's neck to ensure proper ripeness

# ? Sep 20, 2014 06:24

Ekster: Jul 18, 2013

who is anthony burch and why should I hate him

other than being some 'open relationship' retard

# ? Sep 20, 2014 06:57

PleasingFungus: Oct 10, 2012; idiot asshole bitch who should fuck off

Ekster posted:

who is anthony burch and why should I hate him

other than being some 'open relationship' retard

goons are insanely jealous of him, because of the weird, hosed up sex he gets, in his unstable relationship.

sad, but very true.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:17

Shifty gimbal: Dec 28, 2008; Hey you... I got something to tell ya; Biscuit Hider

He was the writer for Borderlands 2. It was a very memey script. He also wrote a lot for Destructoid. I'm not sure if he still does.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:18

darealkooky: Sep 15, 2011; You sayin' I like dubs?!?

I dunno if this was about some dude making a weird in-joke filled choose your own adventure game about a girl that dumped him or what but my balls have receded into my body because of how lame Anthony Burch is.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 07:32

AHungryRobot: Oct 12, 2012

# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:10

Endorph: Jul 22, 2009

a framed tweet from anita sarkeesian

# ? Sep 20, 2014 08:15

Wormskull: Aug 23, 2009

Endorph posted:

a framed tweet from anita sarkeesian

I'd print one out if she @Wormskull'd me.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 09:52

Soral: May 30, 2009

AHungryRobot posted:

a photo of him and his wife hugging a large bird, a metaphorical representation of the huge "cock" that isnt his own that plows his wife every night.

open relationship. butt stallion. lol. meme's.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 12:29

Stink fag: Aug 21, 2014

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

gently caress yes the cuck meme

# ? Sep 20, 2014 16:06

Zoq-Fot-Pik: Jun 27, 2008; Frungy!

Stink fag posted:

# ? Sep 20, 2014 16:07

Kazvall: Mar 20, 2009

Stink fag posted:

my love is a fever longing still for that which longer nurse at the disease

tell me more

you'll have to call again!

# ? Sep 20, 2014 16:53

Hoodrich: Feb 4, 2011; by Reene

Stink fag posted:

# ? Sep 20, 2014 18:30

Budget Prefuse: Sep 26, 2011

wasnt this guy married to some awkward gamer girl and they made videos together with his sister

# ? Sep 20, 2014 18:37

Hoodrich: Feb 4, 2011; by Reene

Budget Cop posted:

wasnt this guy married to some awkward gamer girl and they made videos together with his sister

His sister is a sexy brown girl IIRC.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 18:57

VideoGames: Aug 18, 2003

so is anthony burch a dude who fucks everythinG? from those tweets i can see he dates a dude, he has a wife and the wife likes him having girlfriends wtf?

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:02

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

David Copperfield posted:

input accepted as "smell yo neck"

hahahahaha

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:07

01011001: Dec 26, 2012

Budget Cop posted:

wasnt this guy married to some awkward gamer girl and they made videos together with his sister

yeah

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:08

Blackheart: Mar 22, 2013

VideoGames posted:

so is anthony burch a dude who fucks everythinG? from those tweets i can see he dates a dude, he has a wife and the wife likes him having girlfriends wtf?

the one that gets to gently caress everything is his wife, he whines on twitter about not getting any

open relationships are ftw

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:09

Zoq-Fot-Pik: Jun 27, 2008; Frungy!

Budget Cop posted:

wasnt this guy married to some awkward gamer girl and they made videos together with his sister

Yes and he needs to be killed ASAP.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:31

Zoq-Fot-Pik: Jun 27, 2008; Frungy!

Someone please inject Anthony Burch with ebola, rabies, AIDS etc.

# ? Sep 20, 2014 20:32

Mung Dynasty: Jul 19, 2003; Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Someone please inject Anthony Burch with ebola, rabies, AIDS etc.

insemula

# ? Sep 20, 2014 23:38

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

Zoq-Fot-Pik posted:

Someone please inject Anthony Burch with ebola, rabies, AIDS etc.

done

# ? Sep 21, 2014 01:33

Zoq-Fot-Pik: Jun 27, 2008; Frungy!

TheLovablePlutonis posted:

done

Thank you.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 04:08

Ragg: Apr 27, 2003; <The Honorable Badgers>

no click czone.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 04:17

Viva Miriya: Jan 9, 2007

I dream of ashley burch sitting on my face whilst anthony burch chokes on my dick, i am the chinese dude from house of cards

# ? Sep 21, 2014 05:14

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# ? May 16, 2024 18:34

PantsBandit: Oct 26, 2007; it is both a monkey and a boombox

did any of you actually try this game out? It's the saddest/creepiest loving thing ever. It's a game, written by Anthony Burch, where you, the player, control Anthony Burch's estranged wife and make out with him.

:psyduck:

# ? Sep 21, 2014 06:29

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