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Choo Choo real fan coming through oval office Just like there is only one God and Allah is his prophet there is only one football and Brisbane roar is his team. Some teams are great, some teams have greatness thrust upon them and some teams have a albanian up front kicking people in the face and trying to lure defenders into fighting him in the carpark. Brisbane roar fall into the 3rd group. Having won 3 of the last 4 grand finals they are the obvious plastic's choice which is a shock considering they have never had big names like Sdney or a trash collection agency as a sponsor like Adelaide (that sponsor is very useful to round up people to go to the games to increase the gate). If you want to plastic though support Melbourne like everyone else.  Our current coach is Mike Mulvey, a football genius and all around great guy who I was described as 'If Vidosic was that poo poo what hope does that idiot from the Gold Coast have'. Turns out he is actually the best coach in the league and took us to being 10 points clear of second place at the end of the season. Quality dude with a philosophy of triangles that would make El Hefe break down in awe at the beauty.  Our best player is Thomas Broich. He is a low rent Cesc Fabregas at the heart of our midfield. Spraying passes left, spraying passes right, don't ask him to shoot unlees you want to give row z a fright.  Our worst player is Liam Miller. He is god awful and needs to be put down like old yeller. Our dirtiest player is now at melbourne victory, how sad. And just remember 
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Bogan Krkic posted:I now know where Byolante sits so I'm going to go to Brisbane and start a fight with him and his hosed up thumb. I renewed my membership really late so it's almost certainly going to have not been posted by Round 1 ftl I will stab you in the eye with my midget thumb
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Sep 21, 2014 00:20
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Tongues posted:This is truth, the game in Australia lost an amazing part when Johnny died. He had always hoped that the game would find mainstream appeal and acceptance in Australia, and respect as a competitor on the world stage. Australia being in the poo poo since the 70s football wise is all Johnny Warren's fault and if it wasn't for John Safran going to fix up his idiotic mistakes we still would be in the poo poo. I love you tho Johnny! Also my box of roar goodies are MIA too. Clubs need to get their poo poo together.
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Sep 21, 2014 02:36
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Just as a heads up the comedy bit John Safran did was the year before Australia beat uruguay to qualify for the 2006 world cup, the first world cup we went to since the witch doctor cursed us!
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Sep 21, 2014 04:12
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flyingkiwi posted:The Wellington Phoenix are garbage and I don't like them, also nothing good has ever come out of the North Island. And I still can't believe our only professional club's captain is an Australian and we naturalized him for the All Whites, what is wrong with us? Whats worse for purposes of CL qualification the Phoenix are an Australian team and under the auspices of the FFA.
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Sep 21, 2014 09:09
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Tongues posted:You are good people dsrigg! Cheers. Yet more south of the tweed conspiracy bullshit. How am I meant to watch the roar?
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Sep 23, 2014 09:03
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Adelaide won but I can't find any info of how bad we were because the south of the tweed media conspiracy didn't cover it
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Sep 23, 2014 12:38
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I just don't want to hear another round of how flare tossing, fan bashing thugs are the best fans in the a league and how everyone should be proud of them.
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Oct 3, 2014 07:47
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I think you are pretty well correct for the most part but I would imagine you would want to avoid putting a new team at a ground with a running track or an AFL ground because an initially small crowd being that far away from the pitch would probably cause disengagement and a loss of interest.
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Oct 3, 2014 13:48
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Out of curiosity are you Craig Gower irl?
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Oct 6, 2014 12:39
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I will be quite happy if WSW get merked after a week of wall to wall popovic knob gobbling
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Oct 10, 2014 10:40
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Tongues posted:Noooo oones quick like broxham no ones slick like broxham NO ONES DICK IS INCREDIBLY THICK LIKE BROXHAM DJ Broxie is dropping some phat beats
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Oct 10, 2014 10:44
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Official theme song of the WSW 2014/15 season http://www.sadtrombone.com/?play=true
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Oct 10, 2014 11:00
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Anyone who is going to the brisbane game tomorrow want to grab a pint before the game?
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Oct 11, 2014 06:07
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The power of the sauce bottle compells you
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Oct 11, 2014 08:57
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This davey villar guy seems like he is good at football
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Oct 11, 2014 11:04
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Walking to the ground I can taste the football
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Oct 12, 2014 06:40
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Roar will win
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Oct 12, 2014 07:56
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Not sure if the ref was from Adelaide or merely being paid by them but that was a shocking performance
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Oct 12, 2014 09:12
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MysticalMachineGun posted:Fouls: 17-16 ADL - BRI Is there a way to see where the fouls happened on the pitch because from what I saw there was a consistent lack of calls when Brisbane were fouled while attacking as opposed to Adelaide
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Oct 12, 2014 09:30
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MysticalMachineGun posted:Fox Sports probably has a heat map or something similar. McKay's should've been a free but I don't think the ref missed any penalty offences. I didn't see anything that could have been called a penalty for the roar but there were quite a few things the ref decided to ignore around the edge of the box that locked pretty obvious to me
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Oct 12, 2014 09:49
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Tongues posted:This is wisdom. I was actually about to look him up to see if he was eligible. I like Petratos as well, but I don't know if that's because I think his name sounds like a transformer sneezing Its actually a spell from harry potter iirc
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Oct 12, 2014 22:35
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Get hosed Western Sydney. Popovic is a fraud and the sooner the media shut the gently caress up about how wonderful he is the better.
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Oct 18, 2014 14:48
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Tongues posted:I do like Western Sydney because I think they're a fun team, but gently caress me the football media can't line up fast enough to fellate everything they do. I don't know if I think Popa is a fraud, but maybe closer to Muscat (or even early Postacogleu) in that they're still very slow to react meaningfully when plan A isn't working. I don't know how intuitive coaching tactics are meant to be as a former player - I've literally played my entire life with admittedly zero interest in coaching and my local coach who is the same age can spot and come up with counter tactics pretty much on the fly. Maybe its a :sperg: thing. I think he is out of his depth and having had 2 seasons where he isn't constrained by the rules governing every other team has helped paper ove that fact. Also having the media line up to tell him its not his fault when his team loses and that he is still the best manager in the competition has to play on his decisions too.Muscat for me is a far better manager purely because he is able to maske a team play decent football inside the constraints of the salary cap and visa player rules and still usually find a win. Same with Gombau but with him it is less of a shock because he actually has had some pretty major coaching appointments comparitively for a A league coach.
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Oct 19, 2014 03:19
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I am hoping this kurtishi fellow will be berisha without the mental tendencies
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Oct 19, 2014 07:57
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Donarchie has scored two own goals and been at fault for another. Fire him into the sun
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Oct 19, 2014 09:04
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Anything less than a 'I just shat in schlossy's shoe' moment is too little. We deserve better.
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Oct 20, 2014 12:21
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nice pass by carrusca
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Oct 21, 2014 10:00
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Adnar posted:Villa is leaving Heart in a week haha Well that was fun while it lasted. I was quite excited to see him play in person too 
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Oct 22, 2014 13:17
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Sitting in the home end has given me a great view of exactly how poo poo young is. He kept sending of short goal kicks to players under pressure then when he got a real scare he fired one 'long'which barely made it out of the box and beat him back to the line. Fire him into the sun
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Oct 24, 2014 10:58
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Adnar posted:we look brilliant Anybody would look brilliant against this shower
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Oct 24, 2014 11:07
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Does the wooden spoon count as a trophy
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Oct 24, 2014 12:22
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Well at least our era of dominance is dying with the sound of horns.aiff rather than a gradual decline. Its always better to rip the plaster off instead of inching it off.
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Oct 24, 2014 13:18
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Tongues posted:This is the team that will represent us in Asia. Young didn't want donarchie to be worst on ground a 3rd week running so he stepped up and made the big plays to be worse.
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Oct 24, 2014 15:00
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MysticalMachineGun posted:We got a popped shoulder here. Santalab ain't playing for the rest of the night. Its ok he will get himself sent off and that will solve the problem
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Oct 25, 2014 10:13
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As sad as I am about the roar going to poo poo I am glad its the old crew taking over and not wsw
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Oct 25, 2014 12:35
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Miller had a strop and walked out of the Roar to pursue a career in gently caress knows what.
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Oct 30, 2014 08:05
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bowmore posted:Being a Jest supporter is depressing Join me at the brisbane roar pity party, there is room for everyone!
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Nov 1, 2014 13:13
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You might have reached that point in your life where you were drunker than mark gasnier. Incredible.
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MiniSune posted:It got cut short due to "promotional commitments". He was a poo poo fat pie eating oval office who couldn't hack it in a real league and pissed off to the mls.
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