WWE Night of Champions: Super Gut-Busting Action! (7:00 EST)

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dean ambrose?
	he rules
	oh my he's so good
	I love him
	want to kiss him

Vince MechMahon: Jan 1, 2008

Big Show replaces Reigns, goes over Rollins clean.
Sheamus beats Ceasaro in 7 seconds.
Miz concusses Ziggler again, ends his career.
Goldust and Stardust turn on each other, with both of them dropping their gimmicks.
Cena goes over Lesnar clean in the middle of the ring to the STFU.
HHH walks slowly to the ring and kills himself because he realizes it is his only escape from all of this.

# ? Sep 21, 2014 23:51

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# ? May 4, 2024 18:38

oatgan: Jan 15, 2009

projecthalaxy posted:

I look forward to seeing precisely how they ruin Rusev/Henry.

by giving them more than about 6-8 minutes

# ? Sep 21, 2014 23:51

bartok: May 10, 2006

Does WWE have Keith David on retainer?

# ? Sep 21, 2014 23:56

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

bartok posted:

Does WWE have Keith David on retainer?

Keith David just magically shows up whenever someone says "we can't afford Morgan Freeman to narrate this."

# ? Sep 21, 2014 23:59

pressedbunny: May 31, 2007; To A Brand New Galaxy

I have total faith that tonight will be an exceptionally decent episode of Raw.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:00

Zebia: Oct 10, 2012; How's my volume?

So, are there matches set for the Pre-show?

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:00

ChaosSmurf: Dec 26, 2011

That Running Wild sting is so, so bad.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:01

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

Zebia posted:

So, are there matches set for the Pre-show?

Chris Jericho will be on the Peep Show.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:01

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Ages posted:

Keith David just magically shows up whenever someone says "we can't afford Morgan Freeman to narrate this."

Good because he's better than Morgan Freeman :colbert:

Did Freeman hang out with the Third Street Saints? I didn't think so.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:02

Smoking Crow: Feb 14, 2012; *laughs at u*

Wait big show is on the pre show

He can't wrestle now

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:02

Asmodai_00: Nov 26, 2007

projecthalaxy posted:

Chris Jericho will be on the Peep Show.

What's the over/under on him suffering a concussion?

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:02

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

achillesforever6 posted:

Good because he's better than Morgan Freeman

Did Freeman hang out with the Third Street Saints? I didn't think so.

Morgan Freeman never sold the Saints out, either!

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:03

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

What is a panel without Alex Riley?

Better.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:03

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Zebia posted:

So, are there matches set for the Pre-show?

It's an HOUR long.

So no.

I don't know why either.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:03

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

More Information on the more information of which there will be more of.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:03

Asmodai_00: Nov 26, 2007

what the gently caress

this is an hour long?

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:04

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

Blasmeister posted:

It's an HOUR long.

So no.

I don't know why either.

Because Christians time has come

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:04

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So I guess WWE needs a big star to replace Roman Reigns?

But you already knew that.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:04

ChaosSmurf: Dec 26, 2011

And then Cult of Personality will start playing.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:05

ZenVulgarity: Oct 9, 2012; I made the hat by transforming my zen

ChaosSmurf posted:

And then Cult of Personality will start playing.

FIGHT STEEN FIGHT

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:05

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

I wish they showed Heyman's immediate reaction to the streak being broken, because that ruled.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:05

bartok: May 10, 2006

Asmodai_00 posted:

What's the over/under on him suffering a concussion?

I bet on Christian to Place but I might lose because of the spread.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:05

ChaosSmurf: Dec 26, 2011

Ages posted:

I wish they showed Heyman's immediate reaction to the streak being broken, because that ruled.

They've stopped using Really Shocked Guy too.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:07

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

This analysis owns.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:07

bartok: May 10, 2006

Stats in pro wrestling are silly

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:07

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

I want a gif of this

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:08

Jenny Angel: Oct 24, 2010; Out of Control
Hard to Regulate
Anything Goes!; Lipstick Apathy

Oh my God these stats are hilarious

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:08

Dexo: Aug 15, 2009; A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.

Big Show is actually pretty good on these stupid Panels

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:08

Chinston Wurchill: Jun 27, 2010; It's not that kind of test.

John Cena: the exception to the cliche.

Is the cliche he's the exception to "not being a cliche?"

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:08

Blasmeister: Jan 15, 2012; 2Time TRP Sack Race Champion

Fuckin lol at this MMA analysis of the cena/lesnar match

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:08

Bigass Moth: Mar 6, 2004; I joined the #RXT REVOLUTION.

he knows...

oldpainless posted:

So I guess WWE needs a big star to replace Roman Reigns?

But you already knew that.

John Cena

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:09

achillesforever6: Apr 23, 2012; psst you wanna do a communism?

Dexo posted:

Big Show is actually pretty good on these stupid Panels

He's pretty fun when he isn't put in the Main Event picture/in movies

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:09

SamuraiFoochs: Jan 16, 2007; Grimey Drawer

Guys, my lovely internet (possibly thanks to a failing router) is bolstering enough that I've been running a basically flawless stream for 10 minutes and I was really sad it'd be unwatchable.

This makes me happy as I love you guys and want to enjoy the show with y'all and I'm choosing to believe it's a good sign for the show :unsmith:

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:09

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

This reminds me of using random tweets in place of movie reviews in commercials.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:10

OJ MIST 2 THE DICK: Sep 11, 2008; Anytime I need to see your face I just close my eyes
And I am taken to a place
Where your crystal minds and magenta feelings
Take up shelter in the base of my spine
Sweet like a chica cherry cola
-Cheap Trick; Nap Ghost

achillesforever6 posted:

He's pretty fun when he isn't put in the Main Event picture/in movies

McKinzies island owned.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:10

bartok: May 10, 2006

Praise be to the Internet Gods!

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:10

ChaosSmurf: Dec 26, 2011

SamuraiFoochs posted:

Guys, my lovely internet (possibly thanks to a failing router) is bolstering enough that I've been running a basically flawless stream for 10 minutes and I was really sad it'd be unwatchable.

This makes me happy as I love you guys and want to enjoy the show with y'all and I'm choosing to believe it's a good sign for the show

your internet

overcame the odds

JUST LIKE JOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:10

Solomonic: Jan 3, 2008; INCIPIT SANTA

DAE John Cena

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:10

projecthalaxy: Dec 27, 2008; Yes hello it is I Kurt's Secret Son

I can't believe they let Rusev interrupt the Pledge of Allegiance. They should fire Finlay again.

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:11

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# ? May 4, 2024 18:38

Ages: Feb 20, 2005; Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!; Fun Shoe

"good old fashioned American Justice."

uh-oh...

# ? Sep 22, 2014 00:13

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