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bird.

today i made up a new fetish where you grind up a piece of chalk, and cover your dick in chalk powder, and then try to gently caress with it, i call it ghostdick

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BrownianMotion posted:

today i made up a new fetish where you grind up a piece of chalk, and cover your dick in chalk powder, and then try to gently caress with it, i call it ghostdick

Sorry mate, but that's already a thing. It called "Gold Bond medicated chowder" and dudes were doing it in the 80s, that's why schools don't use chalk anymore. Because kids were using it to jerk off.

bird.

okay but i'm still gonna call it ghostdick

bird.

i'll make it unique by instead of making normal sex noises i'll go "oooooOoOOOOoooOoOoOooooo"

Pinche Rudo

I fill a bowl with Nickolodeon Gak, warm it up in the microwave, then gently caress it while wearing a marc summers costume

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a fantasy of olives
snowman fetish

Hello Meow
can you have a cum fetish
where you have a fetish for cumming
so every time you bust a nut it's better

nvm no cake

my fetish is having rough sex in the shower with Dr. Sanchez while he has a beer

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BrownianMotion posted:

i'll make it unique by instead of making normal sex noises i'll go "oooooOoOOOOoooOoOoOooooo"

what if those are the persons normal sex noises? ijm asking for a friend

bird.

mailorder bees! posted:

what if those are the persons normal sex noises? ijm asking for a friend

Have you confirmed ur friend isnt a ghost??

GoodbyeTurtles

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The Green Calx posted:

my fetish is having rough sex in the shower with Dr. Sanchez while he has a beer

same

pogi

The Green Calx posted:

my fetish is having rough sex in the shower with Dr. Sanchez while he has a beer



guys don't doxx our bedtime habits tia

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BrownianMotion posted:

Have you confirmed ur friend isnt a ghost??

i just checked. theyre a ghost and have been for 9 years

i guess i nevr noticed

pogi

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bacalou posted:

nah man, the peeling thing is good but celery is poor person junk.

what the heck, people peel celery? I assume these are the same kind of people who would cut off the crust of a loaf of bread too?

bird.

mailorder bees! posted:

i just checked. theyre a ghost and have been for 9 years

i guess i nevr noticed

Have you tried ghost sex? Very festive seasonal fetish atm

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BrownianMotion posted:

Have you tried ghost sex? Very festive seasonal fetish atm

sounds festive

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