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This isn't the unicorn thread, pls don't derail
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Sep 24, 2014 19:31
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May 8, 2024 06:17
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- Pinche Rudo
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Tolkien perpetuated longstanding racist myths about dragons. In the hobbit the Dwarves attacked Smaug without provocation when he was just chilling in his lair. Dragons are actually very peaceful and do not attack people unless first provoked
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Sep 24, 2014 21:40
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- google THIS
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the truth hurts
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Sep 24, 2014 21:56
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- problematic hug
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Sep 24, 2014 22:01
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- ron color
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dragons are assholes
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Sep 24, 2014 22:04
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- dogcrash truther
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Tolkien perpetuated longstanding racist myths about dragons. In the hobbit the Dwarves attacked Smaug without provocation when he was just chilling in his lair. Dragons are actually very peaceful and do not attack people unless first provoked
Dragons are too busy vaping and edging to attack anything
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Sep 24, 2014 22:05
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by Nyc_Tattoo
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a car is speeding away from a raging dragon
driver and passenger: AAAAAAAAAAA
huge claws grip the car and stops it dead in its tracks, shattering glass as the back window is smashed by a fully erect dragon penis
driver and passenger: *pause and look at eachtother* AAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Sep 24, 2014 22:06
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- dogcrash truther
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Dragon: IM loving HIGH AS poo poo AND IVE BEEN MASTURBATING FOR THREE HOURS TO J.O. ENCOURAGEMENT VIDS PLEASE JUST TAKE SOME GOLD AND GET OUT
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Sep 24, 2014 22:07
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- Captain No-mates
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Dragons are too busy vaping and edging to attack anything
Dragon: IM loving HIGH AS poo poo AND IVE BEEN MASTURBATING FOR THREE HOURS TO J.O. ENCOURAGEMENT VIDS PLEASE JUST TAKE SOME GOLD AND GET OUT
lol
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Sep 24, 2014 22:08
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- alnilam
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a car is speeding away from a raging dragon
driver and passenger: AAAAAAAAAAA
huge claws grip the car and stops it dead in its tracks, shattering glass as the back window is smashed by a fully erect dragon penis
driver and passenger: *pause and look at eachtother* AAAAAAAAAAAAA
some one posted a gif of this once it was p hot
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Sep 24, 2014 22:10
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- google THIS
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Tolkien perpetuated longstanding racist myths about dragons. In the hobbit the Dwarves attacked Smaug without provocation when he was just chilling in his lair. Dragons are actually very peaceful and do not attack people unless first provoked
um yeah I guess it was "his lair" in the sense that he had been occupying it for several decades after destroying the dwarf kingdom that used to be there
I see that yet another has bought into dragon propaganda
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Sep 24, 2014 22:11
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um yeah I guess it was "his lair" in the sense that he had been occupying it for several decades after destroying the dwarf kingdom that used to be there
I see that yet another has bought into dragon propaganda
It's making me sick
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Sep 24, 2014 22:13
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- ron color
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you couldnt have found a happier, grosser dragon
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Sep 24, 2014 22:18
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- cuntman.net
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me: no one loves you
dragon: no..!
me: no one would miss you ify ou died
dragon: its not true
me: you will never accomplish anything in your miserable life
dragon: no! nooooo *locks self in lair with all the doors and windows closed and leaves the gas on*
other people: all hail the dragonslayer
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Sep 24, 2014 22:18
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- FartGhost
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me: no one loves you
dragon: no..!
me: no one would miss you ify ou died
dragon: its not true
me: you will never accomplish anything in your miserable life
dragon: no! nooooo *locks self in lair with all the doors and windows closed and leaves the gas on*
other people: all hail the dragonslayer
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Sep 24, 2014 22:19
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Sep 24, 2014 22:54
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- alnilam
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Yup that's the one
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Sep 24, 2014 22:55
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- Pinche Rudo
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um yeah I guess it was "his lair" in the sense that he had been occupying it for several decades after destroying the dwarf kingdom that used to be there
I see that yet another has bought into dragon propaganda
The dwarves abandoned the city after an outbreak of bloody dysentery. Tolkien lied, Smaug died!
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Sep 24, 2014 23:36
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me: no one loves you
dragon: no..!
me: no one would miss you ify ou died
dragon: its not true
me: you will never accomplish anything in your miserable life
dragon: no! nooooo *locks self in lair with all the doors and windows closed and leaves the gas on*
other people: all hail the dragonslayer
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Sep 25, 2014 01:53
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I wasn't so sure at first but I'm pretty sure the dragon that keeps terrorizing the castle is also spreading a rumor that I'm gay? I mean its not like I mind being called gay, but come on dude. He keeps flying around the village where the peasants live screaming "the prince is a human being" at the top of his lungs. Sometimes he doesnt even burn houses down, he just comes and shouts that im gay. I've tried talking to him but that never works, usually he just keeps trying to drown out my complaints by shouting "look at this dumb fag". I just dont get it. why cant he just terrorize like other dragons?
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Sep 25, 2014 02:39
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- dogcrash truther
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*dragons hoard consists of alienware computer s browsing r/gonewild*
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Sep 25, 2014 02:44
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- Frisky
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What turtle?
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i hate dragons too op
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Sep 25, 2014 03:10
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- Pinche Rudo
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True Detective Season 2 stars Colin Farrell as an LAPD Detective who tries to solve a series of violent sexually-motivated murders by infiltrating an underground Dragon Porn ring
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Sep 25, 2014 03:17
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This dick of a dragon comes to my village just to jack off on my roof. On the loving roof! And of course it's thatch, do you have any idea how long it takes to clean dragon semen off of thatch? I do have to admit, all the leaks have stopped, but the smell makes up for it and then some.
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Sep 25, 2014 03:44
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- Dr Cheeto
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This loving dragon left a dollar tip on a $60 tab and had the nerve to write his loving number down.
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Sep 25, 2014 03:46
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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Why was this made?
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Sep 25, 2014 03:46
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- El Spider
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Jesus christ. I was just getting over my fear of driving and I think I won't be able to get behind the wheel again for another month because of this.
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Sep 25, 2014 05:22
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- El Spider
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I just looked up "dragon" as an occupation on payscale.com and the wage increase for being a senior dragon is ridiculous if you have firebreathing certification.
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Sep 25, 2014 05:38
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- drilldo squirt
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a beautiful, soft meat sack
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That dude is really angry about someone parking in his spot.
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Sep 25, 2014 05:57
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- Wertjoe
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A dragon loving your car is probably a difficult insurance claim
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Sep 25, 2014 06:49
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not gay but dragons would like you to believe those dildoees are true to size but lol thats just a ploy to get you to sleep with them, tiny dicked bastards
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Sep 25, 2014 06:52
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:negaytive: lol
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Sep 25, 2014 07:12
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- Tiler Kiwi
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please do not slander dragons
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Sep 25, 2014 07:13
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- dogcrash truther
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I just looked up "dragon" as an occupation on payscale.com and the wage increase for being a senior dragon is ridiculous if you have firebreathing certification.
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Sep 25, 2014 11:02
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May 8, 2024 06:17
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- ass
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me: no one loves you
dragon: no..!
me: no one would miss you ify ou died
dragon: its not true
me: you will never accomplish anything in your miserable life
dragon: no! nooooo *locks self in lair with all the doors and windows closed and leaves the gas on*
other people: all hail the dragonslayer
lol
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