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lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011

God Hand.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xv15wnj-p2M

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Mach2
Feb 28, 2014
Mods please sticky and lock.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
God Hand protip: in PCSX2, tinker with skipdraw in gsdx, and you'll cut the CPU usage down to a point where any modern processor can run it

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011

Doctor Goat posted:

God Hand protip: in PCSX2, tinker with skipdraw in gsdx, and you'll cut the CPU usage down to a point where any modern processor can run it

Hmm. Well, I'm just running it on the PlayStation 3.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
It's really good no matter how you do it because it's God Hand

I had a graphical bug with skipdraw which made me sad because it went from really hard to run to running as easy as Disgaea but then I realized the camera clipping through walls was business as usual. I have it on PS2 but i like the xbone controller most of all right now so I'm using that

if you like punching dudes and you ain't played god hand play it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cbt6eClooYY

Mach2
Feb 28, 2014

Doctor Goat posted:

It's really good no matter how you do it because it's God Hand

if you like punching dudes and you ain't played god hand play it

Minera
Sep 26, 2007

All your friends and foes,
they thought they knew ya,
but look who's in your heart now.
I'm getting hungry, hombre*


(translator's note: hombre means OP)

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFSen7DRQWU

God or demon? What am I?
It's time for me to choose my path
The power of my god hand
No evil doer will get past
Hand to hand or fist to fist
Kick your nuts or twist your wrist
God power keeps my pimp hand strong
So trust me or you won't last very long
Dragon kick your rear end into the milky way (milky way!)
Don't act like you don't like the ball buster (ball buster!)

My Arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm
I'll summon up the power of the God Hand!

Lost a limb in a fight
But don't worry babe I'll be cool
The ultimate power of a god
Is now my secret tool
My defenses are impregnible
My style is impetuous
If it's too much I'll grovel at your feet
I beg for mercy when I feel the heat
Jaw dropping attacks from my roulette wheel (roulette wheel!)
Apocalyptic beat downs from the god hand (god hand!)

My Arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm
I'll summon up the power of the God Hand!

Everybody wants a piece
Who's next? Don't be a fool
Hyperactive fighting styles
So slick they will make you drool
The God Hand helps me work out my stress
It's overpowering I must confess
The only person who it doesn't work on
Is the girl who got me into this Olivia
Slicing through thugs with my shockwave (shockwave!)
More beheading than a guillotine, head slicer (head slicer!)

My Arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm, my arm
I'll summon up the power of the God Hand!

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?
I'm still not quite sure if hard or KMS is harder

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

darealkooky posted:

I'm still not quite sure if hard or KMS is harder

both at the same time.

SombereroLad
May 18, 2006

WAHAHAHAHAHA
Fun Shoe
gotta play god hand at least once a year, finish off every boss with yes man kablam

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

SombereroLad posted:

gotta play god hand at least once a year, finish off every boss with yes man kablam

Swelter Discharge
Mar 21, 2013

Doctor Goat posted:

God Hand protip: in PCSX2, tinker with skipdraw in gsdx, and you'll cut the CPU usage down to a point where any modern processor can run it

actually just buy it for your ps2 system

DoubleDonut
Oct 22, 2010


Fallen Rib
God Hand is definitely the best game ever made. No foolin'.

KittyEmpress
Dec 30, 2012

Jam Buddies

Is God Hand the game with the really funny ending song?

I don't play difficult games because I'm bad at non-racing games.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
Is this it? Are we finally doing it? Is there an Imp Zone God Hand thread happening, now, as we speak?

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?

Evil Eagle posted:

both at the same time.

has anyone ever actually beat this without just kicking people into walls over and over or using drunken twist IE playing like a bitch nigga?

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
The following is playing like a bitch (til 2:30 or so)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GSQAp7tnPMc

The following is playing like a boss.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5zpA4yNWfI

Concordat fucked around with this message at 06:56 on Sep 23, 2014

Grim
Sep 11, 2003

Grimey Drawer
I bought a ps2 not too long ago just to play God Hand - is good

Scalding Coffee
Jun 26, 2006

You're already dead

darealkooky posted:

has anyone ever actually beat this without just kicking people into walls over and over or using drunken twist IE playing like a bitch nigga?
There are the God moves you can buy and trivialize any fight.

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?
obviously those don't count, those are even more cheating then drunken twist

1982 Subaru Brat
Feb 2, 2007

by Athanatos

aiming the launcher so the demon hits that lamppost to continue the combo :vince:

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
I didn't know this was on PSN thanks imp zone

Mung Dynasty
Jul 19, 2003

Why do the peasants slave while the emperor gets to eat all the mung?!
god hand seems like extremely my poo poo but i never got to play it even when i owned sony systems

Evil Eagle
Nov 5, 2009

darealkooky posted:

has anyone ever actually beat this without just kicking people into walls over and over or using drunken twist IE playing like a bitch nigga?

I dunno but one day I am going to try.

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!
I found out you can also get okami hd on PSN while seeing if god hand was on there thanks again imp zone

psymonkey
May 22, 2006

This post is full of pretty awesome holes. I like all the holes in this post.
The Ball Buster will not work on Mr. Silver.

Also, GOOOOD HAAAAAAAND

1upclock
Sep 25, 2009

Taken completely out of context
To this day I stand by my belief that God Hand is the greatest game ever made.

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?

darealkooky posted:

has anyone ever actually beat this without just kicking people into walls over and over or using drunken twist IE playing like a bitch nigga?

don't be a bitch, go find out if you can

Cubivore_
Nov 6, 2013

This and Bayonetta have been sitting in my drawers for a couple of months. I think it's time to play these games (after I finish the other 2 games I'm playing).

Doctor Goat
Jan 22, 2005

Where does it hurt?
both of them are the best game ever

Human Grand Prix
Jan 24, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

rocket_man38
Jan 23, 2006

My life is a barrel o' fun!!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KI6ysIeco3A

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?
problem with the PSN versions of godhand and okami is that godhand has slowdown and okami is based on the wii version where they removed the awesome credits to retcon clover studios out of them

Dred Cosmonaut
Jan 6, 2010

There once was a tiger-striped cat.
Finally! A boss fight!

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022

darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?
man gently caress infafune for saying "WELL WE WE'RE GOING TO PUT GENE IN MARVEL 3, BUT THEN WE DIDN'T LOL", that poo poo hurts way more then if I can just believe they were blind to him getting top 5 in like every single fan poll on both sides of the pacific.

Orthodox Rabbit
Jun 2, 2006

This game is perfect for empty-headed dunces that don't like to think much!! Of course, I'm a genius... I wonder why I'm so good at it?!

darealkooky posted:

problem with the PSN versions of godhand and okami is that godhand has slowdown and okami is based on the wii version where they removed the awesome credits to retcon clover studios out of them

does this mean they are bad versions because I dont have any other versions and don't have a ps2

Captain Baal
Oct 23, 2010

I Failed At Anime 2022
The PSN versions are good, please buy them and nejoy the games

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darealkooky
Sep 15, 2011

You sayin' I like dubs?!?
a ps2 is like 50 bux at best, you should probably just buy one and play all the really cool games that are/aren't on the psn

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