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Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Widestancer posted:

E sports bicth

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Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Diqnol
May 10, 2010


Bring this poo poo at me again and it won't just be Beats by Ray.

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Hockey isn't a real sport. Cricket isn't a real sport. Baseball isn't a real sport. BAsketball isn't a real sport. Soccer isn't a real sport. Swimming isn't a real sport. Rugby isn't a real sport. Tennis isn't a real sport. Golf isn't a real sport.

What about UFC

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

ZDR: Hurr, magic is real. Magic is a REAL THING. I know that magic is a fact. I'm continuing to state that magic is real.

Me: Let's see what Newton has to say about that. *pushes u off a cliff*

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Bring this poo poo at me again and it won't just be Beats by Ray.

Beats by Rice

ORIGINAL JOOKE DO NOT STEAL

EDIT: I read your post wrong and made the same joke you did only worse

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Hoodrich posted:

What about UFC

UFC is ok.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

anime gently caress pillow posted:

ZDR: Hurr, magic is real. Magic is a REAL THING. I know that magic is a fact. I'm continuing to state that magic is real.

Me: Let's see what Newton has to say about that. *pushes u off a cliff*

Magic is real and I believe in the powers of Magical Girls

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

UFC?

LOL!!!!

surc
Aug 17, 2004

Are people done making GBS threads on baseball in favor of inferior sports yet I skipped a few pages

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

surc posted:

Are people done making GBS threads on baseball in favor of inferior sports yet I skipped a few pages

yeah lets all sit around for 10 years and watch people hit a ball every once in a while :jerkbag:

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011

surc posted:

Are people done making GBS threads on baseball in favor of inferior sports yet I skipped a few pages

I don't think they've done that yet even, but hell they definitely ought to start

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Why NFL Football Is The Greatest Sport On Earth

1. Fat Guys Scoring Touchdowns

2. Nobody is a dumb weak pussy in Football

3. Tim Motherfucking Tebow

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene
Video Games are a lot cooler then real life, so naturally E-Sports are better than RL Sports. RL sports are more bullshit in a way cause being born Black is like hacking in a video game.

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Why NFL Football Is The Greatest Sport On Earth

1. Fat Guys Scoring Touchdowns

2. Nobody is a dumb weak pussy in Football

3. Tim Motherfucking Tebow

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011

Baseball
pros:
get drink with your buddies in/near a field
cons:
everything else about watching baseball


Getting drunk with friends
pros:
maybe or maybe not near a field
don't have to watch baseball at all

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Hockey isn't a real sport. Cricket isn't a real sport. Baseball isn't a real sport. BAsketball isn't a real sport. Soccer isn't a real sport. Swimming isn't a real sport. Rugby isn't a real sport. Tennis isn't a real sport. Golf isn't a real sport.

Thats a real piece of poo poo attitude.

Hoodrich
Feb 4, 2011

by Reene

PantsBandit
Oct 26, 2007

it is both a monkey and a boombox
soccer is cool too though because it's a bunch of dudes sprinting and kicking at each other nonstop while wearing the bare minimum of gear.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

zen death robot posted:

Anime gently caress Pillow: hey everyone it's me the human being from BYOB

Mods?

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

anime gently caress pillow posted:


2. Nobody is a dumb weak pussy in Football

3. Tim Motherfucking Tebow


:ironicat:

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

anime gently caress pillow posted:

Why NFL Football Is The Greatest Sport On Earth

1. Fat Guys Scoring Touchdowns

2. Nobody is a dumb weak pussy in Football

3. Tim Motherfucking Tebow

have you considered that 3 is proof that 2 is false??? welp, see ya

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

zen death robot posted:

Tebow is no longer playing football

wrong

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007


suck me dick

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

lol

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy
The Eagles are going to win every game this season, up until the super bowl, which they'll also win.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

zen death robot posted:

Tebow is no longer playing football

He Is Still With It In Holy Spirit Amen

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011


serious and 100% sincere sports opinion: Jon Bois extremely owns.

fronz
Apr 7, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

lesbian baphomet posted:

serious and 100% sincere sports opinion: Jon Bois extremely owns.

yeah

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

fronz posted:

The Eagles are going to win every game this season, up until the super bowl, which they'll also win.

The Eagles win through science, except applied to sports. It's basically legal PEDs.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010


This is required reading, by the way.

lesbian baphomet
Nov 30, 2011

anime gently caress pillow posted:

This is required reading, by the way.

http://www.sbnation.com/2014/1/20/5327092/super-bowl-dont-turn-off-the-lights-PLEASE

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

lesbian baphomet posted:

Baseball
pros:
get drink with your buddies in/near a field
cons:
everything else about watching baseball


Getting drunk with friends
pros:
maybe or maybe not near a field
don't have to watch baseball at all

This is basically cricket, except cricket is fun to watch.

Plebian Parasite
Oct 12, 2012

I miss the montreal expos. I like the idea of honest hardworking Canadian sports teams getting slaughtered by roided out americans.

Knuc U Kinte
Aug 17, 2004

Go back to byob or GBS, Anime gently caress Pillow.

Eye of Widesauron
Mar 29, 2014

No Such Thing posted:

I miss the montreal expos. I like the idea of honest hardworking Canadian sports teams getting slaughtered by roided out americans.

The riots after the Bruins won a couple of years ago are still loving hilarious

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Zoq-Fot-Pik
Jun 27, 2008

Frungy!
The New England Patriots, the greatest team the NFL has seen or ever will see, are going to win the Super Bowl this year.

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