1KoB Week 4:

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Phiggle: Apr 26, 2007; And so, having defeated the nefarious Psy-Crow, our hero, Earthworm Jim, wins back the heart of the lovely COW

San Diego Chargers - Rushing Yards
San Diego Chargers - Receiving Yards
New Orleans Saints - Rushing Yards
New Orleans Saints - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Anthony Fasano - Receiving Yards

# ? Sep 27, 2014 21:44

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# ? May 6, 2024 14:05

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Jay Cutler - Passing
Eddie Lacy - Rushing
James Starks - Rushing
DuJuan Harris - Rushing
Matt Forte - Rushing

Tucker #: Tom Brady - Passing

# ? Sep 27, 2014 22:10

Gandalf21: May 17, 2012

drat, I'm awful at 1KoB this season so far.

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Philip Rivers - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Julian Edelmen - Receiving Yards

# ? Sep 28, 2014 00:26

marioinblack: Sep 21, 2007; Number 1 Bullshit

Ryan Fitzpatrick - Passing Yards
Mike Glennon - Passing Yards
Colin Kaepernick - Passing Yards
Colin Kaepernick - Rushing Yards
Mike Wallace - Receiving Yards
Tucker Number - Stepan Ridley - Rushing Yards

# ? Sep 28, 2014 02:40

Grozz Nuy: Feb 21, 2008; Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.

Russell Wilson - Passing Yards
Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards
Philip Rivers - Passing Yards
Michael Floyd - Receiving Yards
Brian Quick - Receiving Yards
Knile Davis - Rushing Yards

# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:06

totally losing my mime: Aug 3, 2012; The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out; Fun Shoe

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Philip Rivers - Passing Yards
Nick Foles - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Julian Edelman - Receiving Yards

# ? Sep 28, 2014 03:50

Nystral: Feb 6, 2002; Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Joe Flacco - Passing Yards
Mike Glennon - Passing Yards
Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:04

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Geno Smith - Passing Yards
Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards
Alshon Jeffrey - Receiving Yards
Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards
Matt Force - Rushing Yards
Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards

Tucker number: Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards

Hope I don't bust.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 05:29

fast cars loose anus: Mar 2, 2007; Pillbug

Philip Rivers - passing yards
Andre Johnson - receiving yards
Drew Brees - passing yards
Steve Smith - receiving yards

Tucker Number - Tom Brady - passing yards

# ? Sep 28, 2014 05:30

axeil: Feb 14, 2006

Christ, I can't win. Let's try again this week...

Jay Cutler - Passing Yards
Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards
Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards
CJ Spiller - Rushing Yards
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number: Tom Brady - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 28, 2014 05:47

OrangeKing: Dec 5, 2002; They do play in October!

Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Nick Foles - Passing Yards
Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
Tucker Number: Julian Edelman - Receiving Yards

# ? Sep 28, 2014 06:13

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Alshon Jeffery - Receiving Yards
Lesean McCoy - Rushing Yards
Justin Forsett - Rushing Yards
CJ Spiller - Rushing Yards
Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Tom Brady - Passing Yards

# ? Sep 28, 2014 06:25

OBR: Apr 9, 2009

Jay Cutler - Passing yards
EJ Manuel - Passing yards
Geno Smith - Passing yards

Tucker: Tom Brady - Passing yards

# ? Sep 28, 2014 09:21

pixelbot2000: May 11, 2004; Pay your pussy bill

Drew Brees - passing
Derek Carr - passing
DeMarco Murray - rushing
Antonio Brown - receiving
James Jones - receiving
Chris Ivory - rushing
Andre Holmes - receiving
Eddie Royal - receiving

Tucker # - Julian Edelman - receiving

# ? Sep 28, 2014 11:53

Mughe: Mar 17, 2007; I'll tolerate you until I can replace you.

Aaron Rodgers - Passing
Calvin Johnson - Receiving
Antonio Brown - Receiving
Nick Foles - Passing
Dez Bryant - Receiving

Tucker Number - Jamaal Charles - Rushing

# ? Sep 28, 2014 13:14

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

I've never had 2 top 10s in a single season, let alone in a row, holy poo poo!

Ok, rolling with the 3QB + Tucker strategy until it fails

Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Philip Rivers - Passing Yards
Nick Foles - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Geno Smith - Rushing Yards

aBagorn fucked around with this message at 13:41 on Sep 28, 2014

# ? Sep 28, 2014 13:39

DupaDupa: May 21, 2009; I'm Samurai Mike
I stop 'em cold.

Matt Ryan - passing
Drew Brees - passing
Ben Rothisberger - passing

Tucker Number
Shane Vereen - Rushing

# ? Sep 28, 2014 15:28

A Pale Horse: Jul 29, 2007

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Jay Cutler - Passing Yards
Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards
Dez Bryant - Recieving Yards
Vincent Jackson - Receiving Yards
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards

Tucker Number - Stevan Ridley - Rushing Yards

# ? Sep 28, 2014 15:44

Paint Crop Pro: Mar 22, 2007; Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.

gently caress I suck at this game this year.

Jay Cutler - Passing Yards
Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
Jerick McKinnon - Receiving Yards
Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards

Tucker - Julian Edelman - Rushing Yards

# ? Sep 28, 2014 16:02

Bachtere

Sep 25, 2005

09/13/07

Never Forget

Pillbug

Andrew Luck - Passing
Jay Cutler - Passing
Jordy Nelson - Receiving
Randall Cobb - Receiving
Le'Veon Bell - Rushing
Golden Tate - Receiving

Tucker #: Julian Edelman Receiving

Pulled out Locker for Cutler.

Bachtere fucked around with this message at 18:00 on Sep 28, 2014

# ? Sep 28, 2014 16:17

ChuckHead: Jun 24, 2004; 2000 years Assholes.

Colin Kaepernick - Passing Yards
EJ Manuel - Passing Yards
Josh McCown - Passing Yards
Le'veon Bell - Rushing Yards

Tucker - Alex Smith - Passing Yards

ChuckHead fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Sep 28, 2014

# ? Sep 28, 2014 16:36

Okibi: Jul 13, 2004; A shadowy flight into the ridiculous world of a man whose music should not exist; Grimey Drawer

Nick Foles - Passing Yards
Matt Ryan - Passing Yards
Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
Julio Jones - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Julian Edelman - Receiving Yards

# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:03

Grittybeard: Mar 29, 2010; Bad, very bad!

Philip Rivers - Passing
Matt Ryan - Passing
Reggie Wayne - Receiving
Michael Crabtree - Receiving
Jimmy Graham - Receiving

Tucker #: Jamaal Charles - Rushing

# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:22

WaffleZombie: May 10, 2003; "Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"

Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards
Derek Carr - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards

Tucker number: Julian Edelman - Receiving Yards

# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:22

Horse Inspector: Aug 11, 2005; privacy publicly displayed

Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards
Tony Romo - Passing Yards
Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
Reggie Wayne - Receiving Yards
Antonio Brown - Receiving Yards
Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards
Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
Jeremy Maclin - Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Julian Edelman - Receiving Yards

Also Revis Token please.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:32

ChuckHead: Jun 24, 2004; 2000 years Assholes.

I hear Jake Locker is not playing today.

# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:35

bushisms.txt: May 26, 2004; Scroll, then. There are other posts than these.

Miami, Houston, Chicago, Oakland Team - Rushing
JAX QB, TB QB - Passing
Megatron - Receiving

:siren:

Tucker Number - Edelman - Receiving :siren:

# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:56

kalensc: Sep 10, 2003; Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby

pre:

LeVeon Bell        - Pit - Rushing
LeGarrette Blount  - Pit - Rushing
Ben Roethlisberger - Pit - Rushing
Geno Smith         - NYJ - Rushing
Chris Ivory        - NYJ - Rushing
Chris Johnson      - NYJ - Rushing
Bilal Powell       - NYJ - Rushing
DeMarco Murray     - Dal - Rushing
Joseph Randle      - Dal - Rushing
Lance Dunbar       - Dal - Rushing
C.J. Spiller       - Buf - Rushing
Fred Jackson       - Buf - Rushing
Mark Ingram        - N.O - Rushing
Pierre Thomas      - N.O - Rushing
Khiry Robinson     - N.O - Rushing
Ahmad Bradshaw     - Ind - Rushing
Trent Richardson   - Ind - Rushing
Andrew Luck        - Ind - Rushing
Blake Bortles      - Jac - Rushing
Denard Robinson    - Jac - Rushing
Toby Gerhart       - Jac - Rushing

Knile Davis        - K.C - Rushing - Tucker # - Polamalu Token

# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:59

a neat cape: Feb 22, 2007; Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Philip Rivers - Passing
Jay Cutler - Passing
Brandon Marshall - Receiving
Keenan Allen - Receiving
Demarco Murray - Rushing
Arian Foster - Rushing

Jamaal Charles - Receiving

# ? Sep 28, 2014 17:59

Deceptive: Dec 27, 2012

Matt Ryan - Passing
Drew Brees - Passing
Philip Rivers - Passing

Tucker Number - Julian Edelman - Receiving - Revis Token

# ? Sep 28, 2014 20:44

Fenrir: Apr 26, 2005; I found my kendo stick, bitch!; Lipstick Apathy

Fenrir posted:

Aaron Rodgers - Passing 302
Jay Cutler - Passing 256
Eddie Lacy - Rushing 48
James Starks - Rushing 0
DuJuan Harris - Rushing 0
Matt Forte - Rushing 122

Tucker #: Tom Brady - Passing

That didn't go exactly how I planned it but the numbers came out right at where I'd imagined... maybe a LITTLE high and I'm a tiny bit uncomfortable but,

728 plus Brady. If the Chiefs can hold Brady under 272...

Y'know, this doesn't look so bad. Of course, I say that and suddenly Brady throws for 477 (THIS HAS HAPPENED :ughh:

)

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 21:19 on Sep 28, 2014

# ? Sep 28, 2014 21:17

Akbar: Nov 22, 2004; Hubba-
Hubba.

Colin Kaepernick - Passing
Tony Romo - Passing
DeMarco Murray - Rushing
Tom Brady - Passing

Suh

# ? Sep 28, 2014 21:23

aBagorn: Aug 26, 2004

Wow I totally read the schedule wrong and put an ineligible tucker number.

Grozz if you think it's ok, can I change it to Ridley's receiving?

# ? Sep 28, 2014 21:26

ffoecaf: Sep 17, 2005; Get Off My Lawn

Tony Romo - Passing Yards
Drew Brees - Passing Yards
DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
Brandin Cooks - Receiving Yards
Tucker Number - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
Ryan Token

# ? Sep 28, 2014 21:28

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Hockles posted:

WAS - Roy Helu - Rushing Yards - 8
NYG - Rashad Jennings - Rushing Yards - 55
(63)

GB -- Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards - 48
CHI - Jay Cutler - Rushing Yards - 29
BUF - E.J. Manuel - Rushing Yards - 3
HOU - Alfred Blue - Rushing Yards - 9
TEN - Jake Locker - Rushing Yards - 0
IND - Trent Richardson - Rushing Yards - 47
CAR - Cam Newton - Rushing Yards - 7
BAL - Lorenzo Taliaferro - Rushing Yards - 58
DET - Reggie Bush - Rushing Yards - 46
NYJ - Geno Smith - Rushing Yards - 4
TB -- Bobby Rainey - Rushing Yards - 2
PIT - LeGarrette Blount - Rushing Yards - 25
MIA - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards - 64
OAK - Maurice Jones-Drew - Rushing Yards - 1
(343)

JAX - Marqise Lee - Receiving Yards
SD -- Ryan Matthews - Receiving Yards
PHI - Riley Cooper - Receiving Yards
SF -- Derek Carrier - Receiving Yards
ATL - Antone Smith - Receiving Yards
MIN - Matt Asiata - Receiving Yards

NO -- Robert Meachem - Receiving Yards
DAL - Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards

T#:Tom Brady - Rushing Yards

Post 1pm Games total: 406

# ? Sep 28, 2014 21:29

Phyein: Jun 19, 2009; ~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

Drew Brees - Passing
Tony Romo - Passing
Brandon Weeden - Passing (just in case the inevitable comes tonight)
Demarco Murray - Rushing

Tucker - Alex Smith - Passing

# ? Sep 28, 2014 22:25

Haschel Cedricson: Jan 4, 2006; Brinkmanship

Oh god here comes the Sunday Night Special.

Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Every New Orleans Saint - Receiving Yards
Tony Romo - Passing Yards
Tucker Number - Tom Brady - Rushing Yards

Polamalu Token

# ? Sep 28, 2014 23:02

No Butt Stuff: Jun 10, 2004

No Butt Stuff posted:

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards 393
Geno Smith - Passing Yards 209
Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards 19
Alshon Jeffrey - Receiving Yards 39
Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards 48
Matt Force - Rushing Yards 122
Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards 86

Tucker number: Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards

Hope I don't bust.

830+86= 916

So, Andy Reid, Jamaal Charles, don't get about 84 yards. Okay? Let Charles have an easy night and finish that recovery.

Should've played my drat token.

No Butt Stuff fucked around with this message at 14:35 on Sep 29, 2014

# ? Sep 28, 2014 23:10

Hockles: Dec 25, 2007; Resident of ~~Camp Blood~~
Crystal Lake

Hockles posted:

WAS - Roy Helu - Rushing Yards - 8
NYG - Rashad Jennings - Rushing Yards - 55
(63)

GB -- Eddie Lacy - Rushing Yards - 48
CHI - Jay Cutler - Rushing Yards - 29
BUF - E.J. Manuel - Rushing Yards - 3
HOU - Alfred Blue - Rushing Yards - 9
TEN - Jake Locker - Rushing Yards - 0
IND - Trent Richardson - Rushing Yards - 47
CAR - Cam Newton - Rushing Yards - 7
BAL - Lorenzo Taliaferro - Rushing Yards - 58
DET - Reggie Bush - Rushing Yards - 46
NYJ - Geno Smith - Rushing Yards - 4
TB -- Bobby Rainey - Rushing Yards - 2
PIT - LeGarrette Blount - Rushing Yards - 25
MIA - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards - 64
OAK - Maurice Jones-Drew - Rushing Yards - 1
(343)

JAX - Marqise Lee - Receiving Yards - 0
SD -- Ryan Matthews - Receiving Yards - 0
PHI - Riley Cooper - Receiving Yards - 54
SF -- Derek Carrier - Receiving Yards - 10
ATL - Antone Smith - Receiving Yards - 0
MIN - Matt Asiata - Receiving Yards - 22
(86)

NO -- Robert Meachem - Receiving Yards
DAL - Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards

T#:Tom Brady - Rushing Yards

Pre SNF total: 492

...I apparently should check who is actually active before I pick next year.

# ? Sep 29, 2014 00:54

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# ? May 6, 2024 14:05

Bjay9: May 3, 2011; Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Fenrir posted:

That didn't go exactly how I planned it but the numbers came out right at where I'd imagined... maybe a LITTLE high and I'm a tiny bit uncomfortable but,

728 plus Brady. If the Chiefs can hold Brady under 272...

Y'know, this doesn't look so bad. Of course, I say that and suddenly Brady throws for 477 (THIS HAS HAPPENED )

This makes me wonder how many people busted that year that Henne and Brady combined for like 1100 yards on a Monday Nighter

# ? Sep 29, 2014 00:57

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