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von Metternich
May 7, 2007
Why the hell not?
gently caress

Tony Romo: Passing Yards
Drew Brees: Passing Yards
Jimmy Graham:Receiving Yards

Tucker Number: Thomas Brady: Passing Yards

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Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Bjay9 posted:

This makes me wonder how many people busted that year that Henne and Brady combined for like 1100 yards on a Monday Nighter

Well, only a few people picked Henne, but Brady threw for like 517 and he alone busted like a quarter of the field.

e: If you have archives here you go: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3437278

That was one hell of a bloodbath. I busted without taking either Henne or Brady, because my dumb rear end took both Rodgers and Brees in the season opener and busted by 128 yards on SUNDAY. I'd have needed the Lawfirm to run backward from the red zone for a long way at least twice to even have a chance.

I think a third of the players or more busted week 1.

e:VVVV You're gonna bust.

Fenrir fucked around with this message at 01:19 on Sep 29, 2014

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

shitshitshit i forgot to do this

Tony Romo - Pass Yards
Drew Brees - Pass Yards
Tucker: Tom Brady - Pass Yards

Bjay9
May 3, 2011

Kid, touch is for video games and gynecologists

Fenrir posted:

Well, only a few people picked Henne, but Brady threw for like 517 and he alone busted like a quarter of the field.

e: If you have archives here you go: http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3437278

That was one hell of a bloodbath. I busted without taking either Henne or Brady, because my dumb rear end took both Rodgers and Brees in the season opener and busted by 128 yards on SUNDAY. I'd have needed the Lawfirm to run backward from the red zone for a long way at least twice to even have a chance.

I think a third of the players or more busted week 1.

e:VVVV You're gonna bust.

Hahahahaha, Swickles at 1750 yards. That's gotta be a record.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

Oh god this is gonna jinx me. I got 715 with Brady left to play. 517 has all the numbers of 715 and the US Marine Corps was formed in 1775 which has all the same numbers and Snow White was 1 girl who took 5 bites of the apple and who knew 7 dwarfs!!!!!

In other words I'm hosed.

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
I'm at 881 yards with Ridley left. Oh man if Ridley has a good game I could have a top 5 performance on my hands. I really like where I sit.

Jaysus
Sep 17, 2004

"Hey, did you see my game against the Detroit Lions?"

Jaysus posted:

Well, at least I got rid of the Ryan token early.

Jay Cutler - Passing Yards - 256
Brandon Marshall - Receiving Yards - 19
Joe Flacco - Passing Yards - 327
Steve Smith Sr. - Receiving Yards - 139
Golden Tate - Receiving Yards - 116
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards - 17

Tucker Number - Julian Edelman - Receiving Yards

874 with Edelman to go. Not too shabby. Would have liked a few more from McCoy and Marshall, but this'll do.

grah
Jul 26, 2007
brainsss

grah posted:

Thanks for having a huge game Alshon Jeffery! Sorry I called you third rate, I didn't mean it!

Week 4:

Nick Foles - Passing Yards - 195
Darren Sproles - Rushing Yards - 4
Lesean McCoy - Rushing Yards - 17
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards - 393
Joique Bell - Rushing Yards - 32

Tucker Number- Knile Davis - Rushing Yards

Rex Ryan Token in play, because why the heck not?

641

Yeah I'm not scoring any points this week. Who the hell saw Philly getting shut out on offense and putting up basically no yardage? Maybe Knile Davis will have a career game tomorrow night for some reason??

Gandalf21
May 17, 2012


Gandalf21 posted:

drat, I'm awful at 1KoB this season so far.

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Philip Rivers - Passing Yards

Tucker Number - Julian Edelmen - Receiving Yards

Welp, busted already :suicide:

I guess 3 weeks of low scores caught up to me.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

grah posted:

Yeah I'm not scoring any points this week. Who the hell saw Philly getting shut out on offense and putting up basically no yardage? Maybe Knile Davis will have a career game tomorrow night for some reason??

Charles is probable so you're probably looking at like 30 yards in the best case unless he breaks a long one.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

waah posted:

Oh god this is gonna jinx me. I got 715 with Brady left to play. 517 has all the numbers of 715 and the US Marine Corps was formed in 1775 which has all the same numbers and Snow White was 1 girl who took 5 bites of the apple and who knew 7 dwarfs!!!!!

In other words I'm hosed.

This is the best post I've ever seen in a 1koB thread :allears:

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.

skaboomizzy posted:

3 QBs and a skill player on Monday worked pretty well last week so...

Aaron Rodgers - passing
Nick Foles - passing
Matthew Stafford - passing

Julian Edelman - receiving

:siren:REVIS TOKEN:siren:

790 with Edelman to go. Looks like I just wasted my Revis token.

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy

Bjay9 posted:

Hahahahaha, Swickles at 1750 yards. That's gotta be a record.

My favorite post from that thread was this:

Piggles posted:

need Brady to throw 481 or under, at least I shouldn't bust. drat Stewart for not showing up.

54 of 95 players busted that week :bustem:

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
I'm a loving moron and forgot that every other NFC West team was on bye this week. Thank god Rivers and Bridgewater both had big games so I might yet pull out a reasonable score.

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Metapod posted:

Andrew Luck - passing yards 393
Mathew Stafford - passing yards 293
Matt Ryan - passing yards 298

tucker donnie avery - receiving yards

thats a grand total of 984 + avery

please avery do absolutely nothing

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
^^--I mean, poo poo that's about what I expect out of him but if he does anything at all...

Grittybeard posted:

Philip Rivers - Passing - 377
Matt Ryan - Passing - 298
Reggie Wayne - Receiving - 119
Michael Crabtree - Receiving - 43
Jimmy Graham - Receiving - 86

Tucker #: Jamaal Charles - Rushing

923 + Charles?

Go go Andy Reid play calling.

Akbar
Nov 22, 2004

Hubba-
Hubba.

Akbar posted:

Colin Kaepernick - Passing 218
Tony Romo - Passing 262
DeMarco Murray - Rushing 149
Tom Brady - Passing

Suh

welp, no chance of busting

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
Alex Smith- Rushing Yards

Horse Inspector
Aug 11, 2005
privacy publicly displayed
Each week a QB for me has really underperformed and left me really short. So this week I went a little crazy and. errrrr... Results were decidedly bad.

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


solauran posted:

Geno Smith (NYJ) - Passing - 209
Ryan Tannehill (MIA) - Passing - 278
Jimmy Graham (NO) - Receiving - 86
Julio Jones (ATL) - Receiving - 82

Tucker: Tom Brady (NE) - Passing - ???

655. Hmm, well pretty confident I won't bust based on Brady's performances this year.

Feel free to quote this after Brady goes buck wild on KC :mmmsmug:

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

axeil posted:

Christ, I can't win. Let's try again this week...

Jay Cutler - Passing Yards - 256 yards
Calvin Johnson - Receiving Yards - 12! yards
Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards - 108 yards
CJ Spiller - Rushing Yards - 60 yards
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards- 17! yards


Tucker Number: Tom Brady - Passing Yards

453 yards. :suicide: Go loving nuts Tom.

Mind_Taker
May 7, 2007



Mind_Taker posted:

Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards 63
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards 122
Arian Foster - Rushing Yards 6
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards 17
Jordy Nelson - Receiving Yards 108
Antonio Gates - Receiving Yards 30
Michael Crabtree - Receiving Yards 43
Julio Jones - Receiving Yards 82
Jimmy Graham - Receiving Yards 86

Tucker Number: Alex Smith - Passing Yards



Hell yeah Alex Smith gonna pass for 443 yards.

fishing with the fam
Feb 29, 2008

Durr

Lt. Chips posted:

Andrew Luck - Passing Yards 393
Alshon Jeffery - Receiving Yards 39
Lesean McCoy - Rushing Yards 17
Justin Forsett - Rushing Yards 66
CJ Spiller - Rushing Yards 60
Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards 44

Tucker Number: Tom Brady - Passing Yards ?

Total so far: 619

381 yards out of Brady. I'm okay with this.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Alex Smith with like 260 to go. This is going to be close/awesome.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

Apples McGrind posted:

Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
Matt Forte - Rushing Yards

Tucker #: Tom Brady - Passing Yards

755 + Brady = Royally hosed

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



WaffleZombie posted:

Ryan Tannehill - Passing Yards
Derek Carr - Passing Yards
Andrew Luck - Passing Yards
LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards

Tucker number: Julian Edelman - Receiving Yards

834 plus Edelman. Not too bad.

OrangeKing
Dec 5, 2002

They do play in October!

OrangeKing posted:

Drew Brees - Passing Yards
Nick Foles - Passing Yards
Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
Tucker Number: Julian Edelman - Receiving Yards



828 plus Edelman. Not bad, but Foles' lackluster day means I won't need Mr. Revis.

Nystral
Feb 6, 2002

Every man likes a pretty girl with him at a skeleton dance.

Nystral posted:

Joe Flacco - Passing Yards 327
Mike Glennon - Passing Yards 302
Teddy Bridgewater - Passing Yards 317

Tucker Number - Tom Brady - Passing Yards

946 + Brady

he's sick right? He's not even going to suit up right?

:sigh:

Aztec Galactus
Sep 12, 2002

Dubar posted:

EJ Manuel - Passing Yards 225
Josh McCown - Passing Yards DNP
Mike Glennon - Passing Yards 302
Jake Locker - Passing Yards DNP

Tucker - Alex Smith - Passing Yards

Well I had ONE of my bases covered. Need 473 from Alex Smith. Patriots pass defense is apparently #1 in the league with 169 ypg allowed, so.. miracles

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
I'm at 644 with Stevan Ridley to go. God dangit

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*

Dubar posted:

Well I had ONE of my bases covered. Need 473 from Alex Smith. Patriots pass defense is apparently #1 in the league with 169 ypg allowed, so.. miracles

Yay, anything over 100 and under 257 would be just dandy.

ChuckHead
Jun 24, 2004

2000 years Assholes.

ChuckHead posted:

Colin Kaepernick - Passing Yards - 218
EJ Manuel - Passing Yards - 225
Josh McCown - Passing Yards - 129
Le'veon Bell - Rushing Yards - 63

Tucker - Alex Smith - Passing Yards


635 With Alex Smith to go.

Grozz Nuy
Feb 21, 2008

Welcome to Moonside.

Wecomel to Soonmide.

Moonwel ot cosidme.
I'm at around 750 already with like half my list not playing. I'm not going to do great this week but at least my stupidity actually worked my favor.

Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

Apples McGrind posted:

755 + Brady = Royally hosed

Holy crap, maybe not. :suspense:

Edit: AAAAAAND I just realized Garoppolo is in. :monocle:

2nd Edit: 914 btw

Apples McGrind fucked around with this message at 19:56 on Sep 30, 2014

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Grittybeard posted:

923 + Charles?

Go go Andy Reid play calling.

Wow that came closer to working out than it had any business being.

Never been so happy to bust though.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Grittybeard posted:

Wow that came closer to working out than it had any business being.

Never been so happy to bust though.

Exactly this.

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
I hope my math is right, 991. :smug:

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012

Metapod posted:

thats a grand total of 984 + avery

please avery do absolutely nothing

avery got 46 :( I busted with a total of 1030. the one time avery does something

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
My only pick was Alex "Passmaster" Smith- Passing Yards; I would like my first place points now please.

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Apples McGrind
Oct 13, 2013

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Yay, anything over 100 and under 257 would be just dandy.

How does a final tally of 991 sound?

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