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drugs are bad, cops should arrest everyone at burning man *goes to local bar every night and drinks until passing out*
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He'd probabaly be pretty fun to hang out with though, and Get him to try some weed, Id like to see what he says after that.
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Rexicon1 posted:Dan is pretty much what the rest of the world thinks americans are like, right? wait, are you saying your not all like that?
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PrBacterio posted:wait, are you saying your not all like that? no, some of us are really fat too
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now let me tell yo uabout how kraft macaroni and chease is objectively the best food on earth
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arresting everyone at burning man for being at burning man would make the world a better place
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Machai posted:Dan was roofied by his mother in 2007 my dad got laser eye surgery around about the time i first got my driver's license. he drove me all the way from northern va to baltimore where the surgery was happening because he needed someone to drive him back because laser surgery is literally someone using a laser like a scalpel to cut the top layer of your eye open and there was no way he could drive back in that condition. this was my very first time driving on a highway and it was the dc beltway and i was terrified and my dad just sat in the passenger seat, a cloth over his eyes, head tilted up, sedated. dan thought he could drive to a college kegger in that condition and his mother slipped a date rape drug in his dinner to keep him from killing himself.
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also his eyes were originally hosed up because he insisted on wearing prescription glasses over his perfectly good eyes because he thought it would make him smarter.
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Mr. Pumroy posted:also his eyes were originally hosed up because he insisted on wearing prescription glasses over his perfectly good eyes because he thought it would make him smarter. ok people have been saying this for a while but at this point dan ryckert should be dead. he is proof of quantum immortality
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Oct 8, 2014 22:50
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I love you Dan Ryckert
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Gaia bless you Dan.
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Squeezy Farm posted:Dan FTW! LOL check this out:
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il serpente cosmico posted:Dan thinks drugs are bad. He's mad that all drug users aren't arrested. Jeez cops get with it! I was laughing hard as hell because he basically talks about how he gets black out drunk every week. Also he was so dumb his mom had to drug him because he wanted to drive miles to get to a kegger directly after having eye surgery.
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why does everyone know so much about this dan guy
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Cyra posted:why does everyone know so much about this dan guy he talks about his life on a 2-3 hour podcast every week
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Cyra posted:why does everyone know so much about this dan guy i'm collecting intel shadows of mordor style so i know his weaknesses when i go in for the kill. this week i learned his fear of hippies.
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Oct 9, 2014 02:20
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what's going to happen to dan when you all stop listening to him and giving him the attention he craves
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mod sassinator posted:he talks about his life on a 2-3 hour podcast every week and you listen to it?
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i listen for the JOHN CARMACK TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!
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I listen so I can get angry at Giant Bomb's bad game opinions
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Giant Bomb of poo poo.
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Ragg posted:Giant Bomb of poo poo. that would be funny
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Cyra posted:and you listen to it? thats what you do with podcasts, yes
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Dan does not know what a hatchback is. Three and a half minutes into the Driveclub quicklook, Jeff must explain and describe to Dan what hatchbacks are.
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Oct 9, 2014 05:55
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dan thinks all drugs should be illegal but thinks weed is safer than booze all i can surmise from this is that dan doesn't know what "drugs" are
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drugs are illegal alcohol is not illegal therefor, not a drug. pretty simple.
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:dan thinks all drugs should be illegal but thinks weed is safer than booze weed is safer than booze though
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I've only listened to the GBCast a few times, but I'm honestly stunned Dan is still alive and kicking. Is he some sort of alien trying to learn how to be a human?
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A Meat posted:I've only listened to the GBCast a few times, but I'm honestly stunned Dan is still alive and kicking. Is he some sort of alien trying to learn how to be a human? that honestly would explain a hell of a lot. like he's the child of jeff bridge's star man character
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He's the only thing that made quick looks barely watchable again. Dan has saved giantbomb
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PantsBandit posted:weed is safer than booze though yes but he thinks drugs should be banned all of them
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follow the money
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NienNunb posted:follow the money
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love is a drug
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Oct 10, 2014 02:33
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Jeff is a funny cool guy. Are there people who hate Jeff?
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I hate his dumb tastes in games. But he's otherwise a cool dude in my book of alright people
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Gimbal lock posted:I hate his dumb tastes in games.
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