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mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
I'd like to see a Youtube show that's just Dan eating new foods that he's never tried. It will start with shocking stuff like french fries and ketchup, and then move on to sushi, blood sausage, and cap off with durian fruit and bull testicles

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mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
can we call dan 'ryker'? when he shaves the beard then we know the show has jumped the shark

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
drugs are bad, cops should arrest everyone at burning man

*goes to local bar every night and drinks until passing out*

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Cyra posted:

why does everyone know so much about this dan guy

he talks about his life on a 2-3 hour podcast every week

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
i listen for the JOHN CARMACK TWEET OF THE WEEK!!!

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

A Meat posted:

I've only listened to the GBCast a few times, but I'm honestly stunned Dan is still alive and kicking. Is he some sort of alien trying to learn how to be a human?

that honestly would explain a hell of a lot. like he's the child of jeff bridge's star man character

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
wow I was expecting to see something like this:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OERZ8Pqs9iU

although christ, turn that heat down. eggs aren't supposed to boil and bubble the minute they hit the pan

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
holy lol in the latest bombcast dan says he wants to be buried in a mortal kombat 2 arcade cabinet

he owns said arcade cabinet and it stays at his dad's house in kansas where it's covered in a blanket so his dad's guests don't think he is a dork

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
Dame Ryckert

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
cooking with dan is my new favorite youtube show

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
I feel like as a service to Dan we need to inspect all areas of his daily routine to see what else he's doing that's batshit crazy. Like, I have to imagine he wipes his rear end by taking all the paper off the toilet paper roll and then scrubbing the cardboard tube up and down his butt.

'I thought all that paper was just protecting the tube! You mean you don't have to go through a jumbo pack of toilet paper a week??'

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
"I had a date last night where I made a girl watch Predator. It went great." - Dan

edit: "Yoshi could eat a Peach for hours." - Dan

mod sassinator fucked around with this message at 00:13 on Nov 12, 2014

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
brad

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
metal gear scanlon is finally getting good. drew has figured out how to go into a room without immediately being spotted and getting killed. the story is also starting to take a turn for the batshit crazy too.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
90% of the books I read were for pizza purposes -Dan

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

Mr. Pumroy posted:

Dan Ryckert is going to die homeless on the street.

And it will be by his own choice no doubt. "Hey guys, wouldn't it be cool to try living on the street for a month? Welp I sold everything I own and just have this backpack. Let me know if I can use your shower!"

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
Oh god Dan is 30 years-ish old and doesn't know what a credit card or mortgage are.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
i like when dan mentions it you can hear a brief pause where everyone in the room is thinking 'oh my god is he serious? holy poo poo, he's serious'

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
dan ryckert for president 2016

let's make this happen

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
"so my first night in the white house and i thought the lincoln bedroom was where abraham lincoln slept, but the aides tell me no that's just the name of the room. what the hell???"

"also i forgot the code to the nuclear football. does anyone know how to reset the password?"

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
There's a recent premium podcast with Dan and his dad introducing someone from Ireland to America. It is quite entertaining and things go about like you expect. Also Dan can name more countries in Europe than you might expect.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
Dan has been known to eat an entire can of easy cheese in one sitting.

Without crackers.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
dan has never played quake !!!

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
dan covered a drumsticks ice cream cone in nacho cheese and ate it

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass

NienNunb posted:

My favorite member of the Giant Bomb Crew is Small Businessman.

Small is a great guy.

mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
metal gear scanlon is getting good towards the end of mgs2. what a crazy game

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mod sassinator
Dec 13, 2006
I came here to Kick Ass and Chew Bubblegum,
and I'm All out of Ass
bring in clint from lazy game reviews

ban all modern game reviews

retro games forever

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