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gently caress trophy 2k14 posted:not in a super massive black hole Yeah you would stab your own ears and bleed out long before then.
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Dan once parked in a handicapped spot because he had a sprained pinky. Dan once went to a pride parade while drunk and ended up writing "NOT GAY" on his shirt with a sharpie. Dan once threw a paper airplane that came back and poked him in the eye.
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Dan has never seen the cow level. Dan got into a prank war with a neighbor who wore Canadian flag pants.   
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Dan Ryckert once farted the national anthem while wearing his american flag pants. In the future, once ultra-catholic libertarians outlaw contraception and birth control, firehouses in CA will be overloaded with babies spawned by Dan Ryckert and various women.
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Sep 28, 2014 04:36
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Dan once got drunk on a hot day and licked his neighbor's dog because he thought it was an icecream
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Sep 28, 2014 16:34
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Eventually everything dan owns will be wwe branded
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Sep 28, 2014 17:07
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:dan said he doesn't like MGR:R why has god forsaken us?
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BARONS CYBER SKULL posted:brad is too loving fat to laugh anymore  Broadly Shoemaker
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Has Dan ever taken one of those internet food challenges? He seems like the kind of person that would.
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Dan Ryckert at a restaurant "Can I get a kids' menu please? Thanks. Hmmmmmmmmmmm, I'll have the MAc N' Cheese and could you add three times as much cheese to that? I'm going to the bar later. Thanks" *takes out velcro wallet to pay and plays with the velcro while the waiter gets his change*
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Dan was roofied by his mother in 2007
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Matthew Rorie takes 3 showers a day.
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Oct 8, 2014 21:40
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well no, hes not fat, just dumb
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Gimbal lock posted:I hate his dumb tastes in games.
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Oct 10, 2014 03:38
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NienNunb posted:I unironically love Dan Ryckert, also the rest of the Giant Bomb crew. Even...Patrick?
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NienNunb posted:Oh then I was thinking about the Bombin' the AM guy. What does Patrick do again? Patrick is the Bombin the AM guy
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mod sassinator posted:holy lol in the latest bombcast dan says he wants to be buried in a mortal kombat 2 arcade cabinet the one true burial ritual in the year 3687 this will be the burial method of all Ryckistians, the dominant religion of the time. during their version of passover (a celebration of when their savior, Dan Ryckert, was passed over for a round of lay-offs), they will feast upon extra cheesy Easy-Mac, cooked egg shells and pizza-roll omelettes cooked on a high heat. For xbox-mas (their christmas), they exchange wrestling paraphernalia, yoga mats and DDP Yoga videos. they are not allowed to drive on the highway from the 1st through the 24th of each month.
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"I don't wanna burn the popcorn and make this gross"
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THE AWESOME GHOST posted:Dan seems to be the only bombcast member playing Bayo 2 and Smash Bros, so I wanna say he's my favorite, and Brad got DOTA2 onto the end of year GOTY list, so he is the worst besides Patrick
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Jeff summed it up nicely right off the bat before they had to go into detail "It's a loan for your house" like, it is a loan but with a different name because it is for your house it pains me they had to explain it further and then probably confused him more by mentioning refinancing the loan
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elf help book posted:there was a bombcast where ryan talked about getting a new mattress for like 20 minutes straight I listened to this a couple months ago and all I could think about was that it was kind of a waste because he barely got to use the mattress. RIP Ryan
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Dec 4, 2014 23:41
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Lodin posted:Patrick is so bad he tried to lobby for them hiring Zoe Quinn for the job Dan ended up with. I dont care what peoples' personal feelings are on Zoe, there is no loving way she could be better or more epic than Dan. She probably knows all about mortgages and egg whites already.
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Skeleton King posted:gb tier list lol brad didnt even make the top 10, just like DTA should not have
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Lodin posted:All I know is Patrick tweeted to her that she should send in her resume when they were hiring. did he delete the tweet? I cant find it
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"I thought the vice president was like, the leader of the vice squad or something. Like, I'm the commander in chief of the armed forces and he is the commander in chief of the police force." "I wanted to make fun of Jose Canseco in my inauguration speech, but my script writer told me no. So instead as my first official act as president I wrote an executive order creating 'Jose Canseco Sucks Day'"
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Skeleton King posted:when do you think patricks wife is gonna gently caress some other dude btw She won't. She's into sissy boys that's why she married him.
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Dec 9, 2014 20:06
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Wormskull posted:To my estimate it's the weekly thing with the longest run on the site. wouldn't that be the bombcast?
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cenotaph posted:I bet his casket was a hard carry. shoulda saved it for when Brad dies
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Fumaofthelake posted:Everyone at the table has a smart phone and/or laptop and you still get times where they just talk in circles about something wondering aloud what the real answer is. 
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Real hurthling! posted:why can't professionals afford a background or at least green screen background effect for their professional podcast live from their childhood bedroom? or at least close their closet door
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Dec 20, 2014 13:04
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I only play games that feature the letter "A" in the title. Does that make me an A-gamer?
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FutonForensic posted:Doesn't help Naturebox advertises on every other podcast in existence. UN-LIMITED ANIME! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2wAkvM-rttM
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does he permanently have headphones of some form on all the time now?
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Pumprag posted:I actually don't know what the other guys are doing all the time at work. Growing older
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net cafe scandal posted:drat please show me this 
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nopat does not actually seem to work for me. I still see his poo poo on the front page
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