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SelenicMartian posted:While the Bone PR priests and worshippers are quite a conversation piece, the recent announcement of PS Home shutdown has revealed an even dumber demographic group: people who spent thousands of $ on PS Home. don't forget people who bought a ps4 for destiny because hype then found out it was boring poo poo just like every game
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 13:16 |
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# ? May 3, 2024 07:35 |
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Berious posted:don't forget people who bought a ps4 for destiny because hype then found out it was boring poo poo just like every game Don't worry, they stopped treasure caves and fixed engrams. I have no idea what I just said.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 18:01 |
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Berious posted:it was boring poo poo just like every game
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 20:38 |
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Jamfrost posted:Don't worry, they stopped treasure caves and fixed engrams. I have no idea what I just said. That sounds like a bad thing whatever that is.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 20:46 |
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Berious posted:don't forget people who bought a ps4 for destiny because hype then found out it was boring poo poo just like every game lmao, worse than pre-ordering.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 20:50 |
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im posting on an internet games forum but check out this crazy twist: i think all games are bad lmao!
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 20:52 |
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if you're not cynical as all hell and don't crater your expectations when it comes to bideo games you haven't learned a thing.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 20:56 |
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mcvey posted:if you're not cynical as all hell and don't crater your expectations when it comes to bideo games you haven't learned a thing. I am excited about this year's Call of Duty I think jetpacks will really "change things up" for the better
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 20:59 |
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disturbing lack of charts itt
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 21:31 |
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Bass Bottles posted:I am excited about this year's Call of Duty I think jetpacks will really "change things up" for the better u get robot suits i think i saw
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 21:45 |
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Seriously? Are we doing this again? I mean, there was a moment where I would've been right there with you. But that time has passed. The concept isn't that good and it's not that fun, just dredging up the same things over and over as if it's fresh and new. But it isn't. The real contributors in the past have moved on. I don't see any of them, do you? And just because you mimic what they did, doesn't make you them. This was dead out of the gate. What's the plan? Limp forward as the handful of people into it get more and more insular? My recommendation is you quit now. We've all had a laugh but it's just pathetic at this point. It's time you realized that I'm talking about Microsofts' Xbox One.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 22:01 |
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HyperPuma posted:disturbing lack of charts itt Wait a few weeks for the September NPD numbers, I'm sure the Destiny Boost will result in many charts, graphs, and numbers for all of us to enjoy.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 22:04 |
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He has brought shame upon his family.
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 22:24 |
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i mainly read the last thread for shadow puppet posts this new one is just pointless
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 22:24 |
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koolkal posted:i mainly read the last thread for shadow puppet posts
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 22:57 |
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echronorian posted:Seriously? Are we doing this again? I mean, there was a moment where I would've been right there with you. But that time has passed. The concept isn't that good and it's not that fun, just dredging up the same things over and over as if it's fresh and new. But it isn't. People like you turned Kewpuhs funny thread into a dumb chat thread Good job
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 23:01 |
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Widestancer posted:People like you turned Kewpuhs funny thread into a dumb chat thread I have no clue why you have such a big boner for me. And I thought the xbone was huge!!!
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# ? Sep 27, 2014 23:35 |
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shadow puppet of posts
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 00:25 |
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Widestancer posted:People like you turned Kewpuhs funny thread into a dumb chat thread
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 00:27 |
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this thread loving SUCKS
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 00:28 |
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gas
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 00:29 |
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My theory is that shadow puppet was a manifestation of the last thread. A single consciousness born of the united hate and hillarity for the xbone. He did not exist outside of the shark tank. In closing the shark tank, the mods have inadvertently killed shadow puppet. We need to resurrect him. All in one. Input one.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 04:11 |
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CheeseFactory posted:My theory is that shadow puppet was a manifestation of the last thread. A single consciousness born of the united hate and hillarity for the xbone. This is almost as bad as that time SPO tried to make a deak joke lymeric during peak deak but it was so loving bad the thread put deak on the back burner and made fun of SPO for 2 pages.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 05:57 |
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That looks like it should be a screencap from an episode of Banzai: Will someone buy an XBox One in Japan today! Place your bets now! That or, "Do YOU come with the Xbox One?"/"Oh, you! Teeheehee!" JediTalentAgent fucked around with this message at 06:29 on Sep 28, 2014 |
# ? Sep 28, 2014 06:19 |
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I'll be your new SPO. I'll win hearts and minds just you wait.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 10:23 |
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Xbox one loving sucks!!!
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 10:24 |
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Mission accomplished
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 10:24 |
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SBJ posted:Xbox one loving sucks!!! My hero
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 11:21 |
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Worked for me
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 11:24 |
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The average xboner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DnKNClu2XM "No Ragrets" Also pretty sure Crafty and SPO are the same person. There is no way that Crafty doesn't have a mental illness of some sort, and if it's split personality disorder then it's possible that one of his split personalities hates the Xbone and posts as shadow puppet. They speak the same, but one spits truth and the other, cum a constant battle with his inner demons, whenever Crafty says "have you SEEN titanfall???", the shadow puppet personality mindfucks him with flashing disco images of sales charts.This is why he was called "shadow puppet of". the word that was missing at the end of his username was "Crafty". e: also fits the thread title too. illuminati bingo SBJ fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Sep 28, 2014 |
# ? Sep 28, 2014 11:31 |
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SBJ posted:The average xboner: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DnKNClu2XM I like this theory.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 12:17 |
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Zinkraptor posted:Wait a few weeks for the September NPD numbers, I'm sure the Destiny Boost will result in many charts, graphs, and numbers for all of us to enjoy. I've seen people having the choice between a PS4 with FIFA, and a Bone with FIFA and Forza 5. The Xbone is like 15 dollars more. Even with two games in the bag, people still wanted the PS4 more. FIFA and Destiny might do interesting things for the NPD numbers. I'm looking forward to it, at least
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 13:41 |
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Apparently less than 10k people have bought/played D4. wtg Microsoft http://www.neogaf.com/forum/showthread.php?t=902813 quote:Q. What constitutes “selling like poo poo”? mcvey fucked around with this message at 15:22 on Sep 28, 2014 |
# ? Sep 28, 2014 15:16 |
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Another tragedy to add on top of the poo poo pile that is the third Xbox they called the Xbox one.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 15:23 |
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I dont know dropping games un-announced on the online stores as worked before. Just look at the atelier series on the vita. Then again, I dont think D4 has anime moe high impact sexual violence going for it so dont expect it to sell as good as those.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 15:40 |
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Has anyone else had their joystick break off some little piece (sounds like a screw honestly) inside and then ride rough after? Especially when you click down on it, it's not smooth. This has happened to me three times in the matter of days. I had to ship out the first one and buy a second controller (that I do not need) and the second one did it after two days. Now the third controller that I got after returning the second one to the store just did it as well. The 360 controllers never had this problem for me. I am trying to get a tally of anyone else who has had this happen to their joystick on the One controllers. The worst part is having to ship out a faulty product like this expecting to have it happen again. They made me pay shipping, wasted my time from the web chat lady lying and say Fedex would have a label ready for me for free, and the first time they called they told me they'd ship out a new one free without me needing to send the old one in. They ended up offering me 2 months of Xbox Live to compensate shipping cost. I can't believe how bad their customer service is on a product that is clearly defective. I've heard several people say they had the issue as well. I had the first controller for 17 days, I know this because Best Buy won't return after 14. That's why I had to send it back. Controller had maybe 25-30 hours tops in those days. The second controller probably had 10 or less before it broke. I don't feel like I am that hard with it, I get into playing FIFA and it can get intense with movement of the joystick, but again, never had a problem with 360. Now the third one was probably 6-8 hours tops. What the gently caress???
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 16:30 |
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T Bowl posted:Has anyone else had their joystick break off some little piece (sounds like a screw honestly) inside and then ride rough after? Especially when you click down on it, it's not smooth.
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 16:32 |
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Is this the new thread that mocks the Xbox one? I liked that thread but it suddenly disappeared. Did it reach 1080 pages?
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 16:48 |
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henpod posted:Is this the new thread that mocks the Xbox one? I liked that thread but it suddenly disappeared. Did it reach 1080 pages? yes but it sucks no kewpuh didn't let it
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 16:50 |
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mcvey posted:Apparently less than 10k people have bought/played D4. wtg Microsoft That sucks, since apparently it's pretty good if you like Swery's brand of crazy. Getting good reviews and good word of mouth from the few people who bought it. But the Xbone isn't really the demographic for a niche very-Japanese crazy detective story to begin with, and then Microsoft just dumped it out there to die without even promoting a release date in advance. And no one is buying a Bone just for D4. Poor Swery is stuck responding on Twitter to everyone going "why didn't you put it on PS4" and "when is the PC port?"
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# ? Sep 28, 2014 16:52 |