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blackguy32
Oct 1, 2005

Say, do you know how to do the walk?

I feel guilty for actually going to that website to see how crazy it was.

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Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ

blackguy32 posted:

I feel guilty for actually going to that website to see how crazy it was.

Gonna throw out a wild guess here: really fuckin' crazy.

blackguy32
Oct 1, 2005

Say, do you know how to do the walk?
To be honest, it actually isn't that insane. But maybe I am just desensitized at this point. Its pretty much the same stuff we have heard 100 times by now.

Caros
May 14, 2008

blackguy32 posted:

I feel guilty for actually going to that website to see how crazy it was.

I especially love the word "INSANITY" written on top of the truck. No context, it's just announcing that there is insanity below.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene
Web savvy people, 1) What are the laws on domain squatting nowadays and 2) Where do I find a list of registered sites?

I want to be prepared for 2016. And by "prepared" I mean "prepared to profit".

Job Truniht
Nov 7, 2012

MY POSTS ARE REAL RETARDED, SIR
Why do we even pretend to be a democracy anymore? This summit is a laundry list of social conservative reactionary horseshit.

e: someone please register georgeorwellwasactuallyasocialist.com

Job Truniht fucked around with this message at 07:42 on Sep 27, 2014

Wolfsheim
Dec 23, 2003

"Ah," Ratz had said, at last, "the artiste."

blackguy32 posted:

To be honest, it actually isn't that insane. But maybe I am just desensitized at this point. Its pretty much the same stuff we have heard 100 times by now.

In the same way that it's just not shocking to read the freep thread anymore, I wonder how many conservatives are burned out on anti-Obama rage at this point. I mean, how fired up can you really get when Ted Cruz or Sarah Palin talks about how he's violating the constitution for the twentieth time? Do they even feel the rush anymore when they're reposting facebook memes about how he's going to steal their guns?

Technogeek
Sep 9, 2002

by FactsAreUseless

Shbobdb posted:

Web savvy people, 1) What are the laws on domain squatting nowadays and 2) Where do I find a list of registered sites?

I want to be prepared for 2016. And by "prepared" I mean "prepared to profit".

Well, the fact that you actually said as much somewhere Google can find it basically means that you have zero chance of successfully doing so.

15 USC § 8131(1)(A) posted:

Any person who registers a domain name that consists of the name of another living person, or a name substantially and confusingly similar thereto, without that person’s consent, with the specific intent to profit from such name by selling the domain name for financial gain to that person or any third party, shall be liable in a civil action by such person.

Lord Windy
Mar 26, 2010
Does a company/organisation count in that situation? I'm guessing Mitt16 would be a no but Republican2016 would be allowed?

coffeetable
Feb 5, 2006

TELL ME AGAIN HOW GREAT BRITAIN WOULD BE IF IT WAS RULED BY THE MERCILESS JACKBOOT OF PRINCE CHARLES

YES I DO TALK TO PLANTS ACTUALLY

Lord Windy posted:

with the specific intent to profit from such name by selling the domain name for financial gain to that person or any third party,
So if you *don't* want to sell it, you're in the clear?

SpudCat
Mar 12, 2012

All these conservatives obsessed with the idea of being punished and persecuted; it almost makes me wonder if the secret Republican fantasy is to be whipped by some leather-clad dominatrix in an Obama mask.

Toasticle
Jul 18, 2003

Hay guys, out this Rape

EgoEgress posted:

All these conservatives obsessed with the idea of being punished and persecuted; it almost makes me wonder if the secret Republican fantasy is to be whipped by some leather-clad dominatrix in an Obama mask.

Rush ball gagged being whipped by Coulter in an Obama mask is now In my brain.

I loving hate you.

Shbobdb
Dec 16, 2010

by Reene

I'm thinking more along the lines of https://www.tclot.com (taken by an unrelated organization) or for a more retro-feel in a modern age https://www.fosterghazi.com (not taken yet).

Prester Jane
Nov 4, 2008

by Hand Knit

Toasticle posted:

Rush ball gagged being whipped by Coulter in an Obama mask is now In my brain.

I loving hate you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFpFO4MwHUQ

gnomewife
Oct 24, 2010
Politicians using religion to gain votes is so cynical; how can religious politicians justify the poo poo they say?

Who What Now
Sep 10, 2006

by Azathoth

AGirlWonder posted:

Politicians using religion to gain votes is so cynical; how can religious politicians justify the poo poo they say?

They don't. They simply don't care what they have to do to get elected. These people would sacrifice a child to Moloch on an altar of human skulls if they thought it would get them a six point advantage.

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

tricorne hat spotted durinkg mark levin (replay)! finished my drink

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

tony perkins (host) is seated to mark's left and is giving mark prompts, but mark clearly has his own talking points (true conservatism is a way of life, etc) and just finished giving mark a standing ovation. right next to him. he was standing over the troll, looked like he was casting a spell, loving hilarious

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

"we need to address world war 3, in my opinion, with world war 2 tactics"
holy gently caress i'm still eligible for the draft
edit: no i'm not, my bad, i'll drink for it

An Apple A Gay fucked around with this message at 22:47 on Sep 27, 2014

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

rand paul had strong foreign policy words, anit-pakistan, kinda weird and i got spooked
also ted cruz looked weak opening with a filibuster/dr seuss joke that fell flat and irrelevant vs rand paul mentioning the two bills he proposed there were shot down by huge margins (foreign aid bills)

rand paul looks strong

and ted cruz looks like a greaseball reagan/bush/cheney/bush/nixon republican

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

DJ BK posted:

and ted cruz looks like a greaseball reagan/bush/cheney/bush/nixon republican

So Cruz is going to be President soon enough?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

ThirdPartyView posted:

So Cruz is going to be President soon enough?

I'm holding out for War Criminal double threat

Allen West and Dick Chenney

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

They have posted all the videos and this is definitely a stand out. They do a song.



http://www.valuesvotersummit.org/

Joementum
May 23, 2004

jesus christ
Reminds me of the song they used to start the 2007 Values Voter Summit debate.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X77R_prkCkg

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

quote:

Valerie Huber, President, National Abstinence Education Association

This woman and everyone in a fifty-yard radius can go gently caress herself.

andrew smash
Jun 26, 2006

smooth soul

Raskolnikov38 posted:

:laffo: at these two schmucks whining that they violated Oregon law blatantly.

Would you mind illuminating this for those of us not watching?

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Todd Starnes is a laugh riot

TSA (Touching Sensitive Area Group)

"Inspect my nutter butters"

http://www.frcaction.org/get.cfm?i=PG14H07

It opens with college republicans saying how he is their voice.

He attacks kale,skinny jeans and chicken that is not fried

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

andrew smash posted:

Would you mind illuminating this for those of us not watching?

They were the two idiots from this story:
http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2014/01/21/oregon-rules-bakery-violated-gay-couples-civil-rights-by-denying-them-a-cake-for-same-sex-wedding/

The husband/wife ran a bakery that refused to make a wedding cake for a gay couple in Oregon where state law says you can't do that. Cue them going up on stage and whining about being persecuted for their beliefs :qq:.

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Raskolnikov38 posted:

They were the two idiots from this story:
http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2014/01/21/oregon-rules-bakery-violated-gay-couples-civil-rights-by-denying-them-a-cake-for-same-sex-wedding/

The husband/wife ran a bakery that refused to make a wedding cake for a gay couple in Oregon where state law says you can't do that. Cue them going up on stage and whining about being persecuted for their beliefs :qq:.

Call me immature but Im laughing at how many times the wife breaks down when talking about those mean old lesbians

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
http://www.rightwingwatch.org/ is a good place to consume this stupid thing in an easy bite-size format.

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

He attacks kale,skinny jeans and chicken that is not fried

Wait, he has a problem with baked, barbecued and rotisserie chicken because it isn't unhealthy enough to enrage liberals?

I absolutely love the fact that eating the most unhealthy food possible purely out of spite toward Michelle Obama and supposed health-conscious liberal elitists is now a conservative plank. It's so loving bizarre to me that they've made taking personal responsibility for your health and well-being through hard work and personal sacrifice into a liberal trait.

Don't mind me though, please keep sticking it to me by subsisting on a strict diet of county fair monstrosities. Your self-inflicted miserable quality of life and eventual premature death over the freedom to eat like a petulant child absolutely enrages me :jerkbag:

An Apple A Gay
Oct 21, 2008

michele bachmann called for all out war on islam

finished my drink when she looked at me with those crazy eyes

i love her

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

DJ BK posted:

michele bachmann called for all out war on islam

So she's the reincarnation of Pope Urban II?

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

Raskolnikov38 posted:

They were the two idiots from this story:
http://seattle.cbslocal.com/2014/01/21/oregon-rules-bakery-violated-gay-couples-civil-rights-by-denying-them-a-cake-for-same-sex-wedding/

The husband/wife ran a bakery that refused to make a wedding cake for a gay couple in Oregon where state law says you can't do that. Cue them going up on stage and whining about being persecuted for their beliefs :qq:.

Ehh, I think these two are worse: http://www.rightwingwatch.org/content/benham-twins-we-are-isis-victims

These are the brothers who were going to get a show on HGTV but then HGTV said no because their anti gay, abortion and islam activism came to light. Yes, you two losing out on a TV show is EXACTLY the same as christians being killed by ISIS in Iraq.

gently caress you t:mad:

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:
Guys, I got a transcript from the Values Voter Summit of that National Abstinence Education thing.

Announcer: And now for a speech about how we should approach sex education in America from Valerie Huber, President of the National Abstinence Education Association.

V-Hubs: *clears throat*

V-Hubs: "Don't."

Announcer: Thank you Valerie Huber, President of the National Abstinence Education Association. I, for one, certainly feel you have enlightened us all today with your words that, frankly, follow in that proud tradition set forth by Nancy Reagan in her campaign against illicit drug use.

<raucous applause>

<old codger and other college Republicans faintly heard hollering, "take of yer top!">

ErIog fucked around with this message at 02:08 on Sep 29, 2014

LionYeti
Oct 12, 2008


Everytime I see abstinence education I can't help but think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpCvnBrjAhQ

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

ErIog posted:

Guys, I got a transcript from the Values Voter Summit of that National Abstinence Education thing.

Announcer: And now for a speech about how we should approach sex education in America from Valerie Huber, President of the National Abstinence Education Association.

V-Hubs: *clears throat*

V-Hubs: "Don't."

Announcer: Thank you Valerie Huber, President of the National Abstinence Education Association. I, for one, certainly feel you have enlightened us all today with your words that, frankly, follow in that proud tradition set forth by Nancy Reagan in her campaign against illicit drug use.

<raucous applause>

<old codger and other college Republicans faintly heard hollering, "take of yer top!">

Is this a joke or not? Cause if it's not then I need some kind of proof that this did happen.

ErIog
Jul 11, 2001

:nsacloud:

BigRed0427 posted:

Is this a joke or not? Cause if it's not then I need some kind of proof that this did happen.

This is the world we live in where the dumb bullshit I typed gets confused with reality. Values Voter Summit is the first post-modern political gathering. Any legitimate reporting sounds like parody and any parody sounds like legitimate reporting.

And now for our moment of zen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My538atyCVY

BigRed0427
Mar 23, 2007

There's no one I'd rather be than me.

ErIog posted:

This is the world we live in where the dumb bullshit I typed gets confused with reality. Values Voter Summit is the first post-modern political gathering. Any legitimate reporting sounds like parody and any parody sounds like legitimate reporting.

And now for our moment of zen:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=My538atyCVY

Well don't I feel like a jackass. Although a post-modern political event would make a great Daily Show Sketch.

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Grand Theft Autobot
Feb 28, 2008

I'm something of a fucking idiot myself

blakout posted:

Everytime I see abstinence education I can't help but think of this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpCvnBrjAhQ

Yeah, it's so completely ineffective that I doubt the instruction in the above video is actually any worse.

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